I have super male syndrome, so it's reasonable that I'm harmless to humans and animals.
Chapter 46 Wang Xiaoqiang: Brother, how about I give you some extra lessons?
Chapter 46 Wang Xiaoqiang: Brother, how about... I give you some extra lessons
Back in Baigong Village, Su Lin pointed to the front door of his house to Wang Xinmin's family:
"Xinzi, Qiangzi, that's the one, go ahead!!!"
Wang Xinmin suddenly became as excited as his grandson. He rushed up with his wife and son and started banging on the door.
Bang bang bang, bang bang bang!
While smashing things, I cried tears of joy.
That’s great! I can finally play tricks on others instead of being tricked on myself.
"Hurry up and open the door for me. Don't hide in there and keep silent. I know you are home. Open the door, open the door, don't hide in there and keep silent."
Wang Xiaoqiang and Zhang Aiqun also began to bang on the door excitedly.
Su Lin was speechless and said, "Take it easy, this is my door."
"Oh Oh!" The three of them were startled and quickly slowed down their movements and knocked on the door carefully.
"Knock, knock, knock. Is there anyone inside?"
After knocking for a while, the door opened, revealing the old witch's surprised face:
"You...who are you?"
"I'm your father!"
Without saying a word, Wang Xinmin slapped the old witch in the face, making a loud slap.
The wife staggered back after being beaten.
After the fight, Wang Xinmin suddenly felt an indescribable sense of comfort in his heart.
I thought to myself, what the hell, slapping someone in the face feels so good?
The old witch was stunned and thought, oh my god, what the hell is going on?
"You, you, you... who are you? Why are you hitting someone for no reason? I..."
She pointed at Wang Xinmin and trembled with anger.
Before I could finish my words, Zhang Aiqin came over... Hey tui~~~~
Old witch: Σ(дlll)... Ugh~~~~
After vomiting for a long time, the old witch howled like a pig being slaughtered: "I'm going to die, who are you? Why are you spitting right away?"
"Ahem, let me correct you." Zhang Aiqin blushed and said shyly, "That's not saliva...it's phlegm!!"
"Ugh~~~~~"
The old witch vomited again. After vomiting for a long time, the old witch completely collapsed and screamed, "Who are you?"
"I already told you I'm your dad!!"
Wang Xinmin kicked her and the old witch rolled into the yard.
"Hey, that's fucking awesome!!"
Wang Xinmin felt that all the injustice he had suffered at the hands of Su Lin was vented out with this kick.
It feels so fucking good.
With a big smile on his face, he walked inside with his wife, children and Sun Fu.
After entering the yard and looking around, I thought to myself, my dad's house is decorated quite nicely.
But be careful not to break anything.
Just as she was thinking about it, Niu Juanjuan came out of the house. When she saw her mother-in-law being knocked down, she immediately started howling:
"You... who are you? Why are you hitting someone?"
Zhang Aiqun rushed over and slapped Niu Juanjuan in the face, leaving her stunned.
It didn’t hurt as much as when Su Lin hit me, but the problem is... How the hell do I know who you are? Why are you hitting me?
Niu Juanjuan was furious and was about to fight back, but Zhang Aiqin slapped her in the face, making her eyes go straight.
When he reacted and was about to fight back, Sun Fu stood forward with his eyes wide open.
When Niu Juanjuan looked at the tall and strong Sun Fu, she suddenly became speechless and ran into the house crying.
It’s cool, it’s really cool!
Wang Xinmin and Zhang Aiqun were shaking with excitement as if they had discovered a new continent.
It turns out that being a madman is so cool. I felt like I had lived in vain before.
At this time, Yang Wei came back from outside with his brother's little beast, the one who let the dog hurt people, his name was Yang Zhankai.
When Yang Wei saw his mother and wife being bullied, he roared and rushed over. However, just as he rushed halfway, he was kicked away by Sun Fu, who then rushed over and beat him violently, making Yang Wei cry for his parents.
Sun Fu is a real psychopath. He doesn't care about the severity of his attacks and only hits the vital parts.
Even so, Su Lin specifically warned them to be gentle.
Otherwise, Yang Wei would have to account for what happened today.
As soon as the little beast from his eldest brother's family saw that something was wrong, he prepared to run away.
As a result, Wang Xinmin dragged him by the ankle and caught him back. He slapped him twice and kicked him twice. He immediately fell to the ground and remained obedient.
Wang Xiaoqiang held it in for a long time, but finally walked up with a red face:
"Brother, how about...I give you some extra lessons!"
"Make up lessons? What kind of lessons?"
The little bastard was bewildered.
Wang Xiaoqiang blushed and said, "I'll give you a question. Try it. Assume... Assume that the function f(x) is differentiable on the closed interval [0, 1]..."
Yang Zhankai was confused: "What...what is this? I don't understand..."
Wang Xiaoqiang's face changed immediately. He jumped up and slapped Yang Zhankai in the face.
"Fuck! If you don't understand, you won't learn. Do you have a brain made of shit?"
Poor Yang Zhankai was stunned by the slap from Wang Xiaoqiang, who was shorter than him. He covered his face, stunned and speechless.
Wang Xiaoqiang rolled his eyes, took out an apple from his pocket, and handed it over with a smile: "Hey, brother, eat an apple to calm your nerves!"
Yang Zhankai still hasn't reacted to what happened. Hearing this, he subconsciously reached out to pick up the apple.
"Fuck, did I let you eat it?"
Wang Xiaoqiang jumped three feet high and swung an apple at Yang Zhankai's mouth, leaving apple residue all over his face.
“Ahhh, you…are you crazy?”
Yang Zhankai was stunned and rushed forward to hit Wang Xiaoqiang.
As a result, as soon as he raised his hand, Sun Fu slapped him in the face and he fell to the ground.
“Ahhh, help, help!!”
Yang Zhankai was terrified and howled desperately, with tears all over his face.
Wang Xiaoqiang sat on him excitedly and said, "Hey, brother, I was just joking with you. I really want you to eat the apple. Here, here you go."
As he said that, he took out another apple and put it to his mouth: "It's very sweet, take a bite."
Yang Zhankai was almost frightened at this time. He didn't dare to eat the apple and kept shaking his head.
"Fuck, I told you to eat, how dare you not eat?"
Wang Xiaoqiang's expression changed faster than turning the pages of a book. He swung the apple and smashed it on Yang Zhankai's face again, making him cry for his parents.
Su Lin was watching outside the door, laughing so hard that he fell down.
My goodness, you guys are using all my tricks!!
No doubt about it, it’s awesome!
The old witch next to her just came to her senses and saw her beloved grandson being bullied.
Screaming and rushing over.
But he had only run two steps when he was tripped by Zhang Aiqun and fell.
"Oh, his aunt, look how careless you are. You even fall down while running. You must have osteoporosis. It just so happens that I have more calcium recently. I will give you some calcium supplements... Hey~tui~~~~"
Su Lin: [_?]
Fuck, is this how you supplement calcium? You're getting too much calcium? Where the hell does your calcium come from when you look like a zombie?
The old witch was going crazy: "Ahhhhhhh, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!!"
Zhang Aiqin: "Auntie, are you a repeater? Hey~~tui~~~~"
Old witch:!!!∑(Дノ)ノvomit~~~~
……
Wang Xinmin’s family was trembling, and the young author was begging for votes!
(End of this chapter)
You'll Also Like
-
The school beauty revealed that she was reborn and said that I was the world-destroying devil
Chapter 132 17 minute ago -
I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network
Chapter 389 17 minute ago -
I can fuse everything
Chapter 132 17 minute ago -
Siheyuan: Pretend to be a Pig and Eat the Tiger
Chapter 438 17 minute ago -
The son of the emperor, starting from Beidou, sweeping across the ages
Chapter 60 17 minute ago -
I have super male syndrome, so it's reasonable that I'm harmless to humans and animals.
Chapter 130 17 minute ago -
I am the Way of Heaven: Creating the Strongest Chaos World.
Chapter 370 18 minute ago -
Dragon Clan: I, Maybach, join the chat group.
Chapter 214 18 minute ago -
After failing the college entrance exam, he sold Knight Drive
Chapter 169 18 minute ago -
In Wutan City, I started to practice the Heavenly Grade Kungfu
Chapter 287 18 minute ago