I have super male syndrome, so it's reasonable that I'm harmless to humans and animals.

Chapter 76 I don't know why, I suddenly want to hit someone

Actually, the first half of the wedding went pretty smoothly.

Su Lin and Qi Pei came to Huo Rong's house first, and accompanied Huang Lili to wait for the wedding car.

As mentioned earlier, Huo Rong is an orphan.

Apart from the house she bought with her own hard work in the past few years, she had no other relatives, so there was no banquet here.

The wedding procession was small, consisting of Su Lin, Qi Pei, Huang Lili, and a few of Huo Rong's female friends.

Huo Rong was wearing a festive red Xiuhe dress today. Her face was rosy and she looked as beautiful as a lotus bud about to bloom.

When she saw Su Lin, she ran over and grabbed him in surprise: "You really came, I thought you were just talking."

Su Lin smiled and said, "Look at what you said. When have I ever broken my promise?"

Huo Rong smiled sweetly: "That's good, I'll rely on you guys to support me."

After a while, the agreed time to pick up the bride arrived, but the wedding car did not show up.

Su Lin frowned, but didn't say anything. He just waited patiently.

But after waiting for another hour, the wedding cars finally arrived, and there were only four cars.

The lead car was a Honda, and the other three were Wuling Hongguang minivans.

Su Lin and Qi Pei both frowned.

When asked again, they said they were late starting from there.

Huo Rong was a little unhappy at this time, but she didn't know what to say, so she got on the first car with Huang Lili.

Su Lin didn't drive today and got into a minivan with Qi Pei.

When I went up to take a look, I saw that the car was not cleaned up and was very dirty. There was mud and cigarette butts under my feet.

Qi Pei couldn't help it and said, "Brother, is there a way to pick up a bride?"

Su Lin said coldly, "Take your car!"

The wedding procession started and headed out of the city.

Huo Rong’s fiancé is not from the city, but from a small town on the edge of Jiangcheng, similar to Baima Town.

It’s not far.

The wedding procession went out of the city and soon arrived at their destination.

When getting off the car, Qi Pei was stunned for a moment, and suddenly said:
"Brother, I know this village. It's a famous wedding prank village nearby. The pranks are quite serious. I heard someone was killed last year."

Su Lin looked at him and asked, "Are you sure?"

Qi Pei nodded: "Yes, it's here."

Su Lin looked at the wedding procession outside and felt something was wrong.

But now that I'm here, there's no way to go back, so I can only be careful.

However, in order to prevent any possible trouble, Qi Pei still made a phone call and came back to make an OK gesture to Su Lin.

As expected, as soon as they got out of the car, Huo Rong's in-laws gave Su Lin and her family a warning.

The wedding car just stopped.

Su Lin saw Huo Rong's mother-in-law wearing a red Xiuhe dress, holding hands with Huo Rong's fiancé, and walking towards her slowly.

Su Lin's eyes narrowed immediately.

Everyone knows that Xiuhe dress is a wedding dress. Why would you, a mother-in-law, wear a Xiuhe dress?

And she was holding hands with the groom? Who was getting married?
Su Lin and the other people who came to send off the bride looked at each other in bewilderment.

After Huo Rong got off the car, she felt a little embarrassed when she saw the situation.

After seeing Huo Rong, her mother-in-law said with a fake smile on her face: "The clothes in this city are so beautiful, even more beautiful than my clothes."

The groom replied, "Mom, when I take you back to the city, I will buy you another set to make up for your lost youth."

After hearing this, Grandma Huo Rong showed a shy look on her old face: "My son is still sensible."

Su Lin and Qi Pei were almost vomiting after seeing them.

"Brother, I don't know why, I suddenly want to hit someone"

Qi Pei said through gritted teeth.

"What kind of quality? Do you think you can just hit me whenever you want?"

Qi Pei looked at Su Lin in surprise. Just when she was about to ask, "Brother, why have you changed?", she heard Su Lin continue to say:
"If I can't help it later, please pull me up."

Got it!
Qi Pei almost fell down!
I thought to myself, brother, I overestimate you! !
However, today is Huo Rong's wedding day, and Su Lin doesn't want to cause trouble, so he prepares to complete the ceremony and leave quickly.

At this time, a greasy middle-aged man with a mouth full of yellow teeth walked up with a microphone.

He looked up and down at Huo Rong, Huang Lili and other bridesmaids with an undisguised lewd look.

After a while he said:
"Today our bride is from the city. She is so beautiful, with fair skin and long legs. But according to the old rules of our village, the new bride must be carried by the old man. Where is the old man? Come on!"

The surrounding villagers all clapped their hands and started to make a noise, and the atmosphere suddenly became lively. "Hurry, where's the old man? Hurry up and carry the new bride on his back."

"Haha, the old man can't wait."

"You've been waiting for this for a long time. Your pants are standing up."

……

Su Lin and the others frowned when they heard this. Huo Rong was also stunned, not knowing what this meant at all.

An old man with red on his face came out, grinning with a mouth full of black teeth. He was as ugly as could be.

The MC took the microphone and asked the old man, "Are you happy that your new daughter-in-law is so beautiful? Are you tired?"

The father-in-law grinned with a mouthful of black teeth and said, "I'm happy. Today is my son's big day. As a father, I am willing to do this even if I die of exhaustion!"

After saying that, he hugged Huo Rong and wanted to put her on his back.

Huo Rong's eyes and face suddenly turned red, and she resisted letting him carry her on his back.

When the surrounding villagers saw this, they became even more excited and clapped their hands and cheered loudly.

"Oh no, the new bride is not worthy."

"What's wrong with the old man? Are you so incompetent? You can't even find a new daughter-in-law. Let me do it."

"That's right, if not, let us be the eunuchs."

While making a fuss, they pushed forward and stretched out their hands to push the old man.

The old man seemed annoyed and angry when he saw Huo Rong dodging constantly. In addition, there was someone pushing her from behind, so when Huo Rong turned around, he kissed her on the face, whether intentionally or not.

"Ha ha!!"

"Kiss, kiss, the old man kisses his daughter-in-law."

The surrounding villagers were all cheering and laughing.

Huo Rong was so frightened that she screamed and pushed the old man subconsciously, but the old man lost his balance and sat on the ground.

The scene suddenly became very awkward.

My father-in-law and mother-in-law's faces turned pale and blue, and they were obviously unhappy.

Huo Rong also froze.

The groom came over and said to Huo Rong with a cold face: "Rongrong, what are you doing? Why are you pushing my dad? My dad is old, can you bear the responsibility if he gets hurt?"

Huo Rong's eyes were red: "But, he..."

"What's the right and wrong thing to do? This is the custom in our hometown. No one has any bad intentions."

"But he kisses them all..." Huo Rong said.

"I've already told you that this is the custom here, and a kiss won't make you lose any weight, so is there any need to push my dad?" the groom said unhappily.

"You...you..." Huo Rong pointed at the groom, unable to speak.

The MC saw that the situation was a bit tense, so he took the microphone to help:
"Daughter-in-law, please offer tea to your parents-in-law to apologize." After saying this, she asked someone to bring the teacup.

Huo Rong pursed her lips and remained silent for a long time, her chest heaving.

Finally, he took a few deep breaths before taking the teacup and handing it over with both hands:

"Father-in-law and mother-in-law, please have some tea."

The old man snorted and reached out to take the tea, but he was not going for the teacup at all, but directly for Huo Rong's hand.

Huo Rong was just about to pull back.

But the mother-in-law deliberately raised her hand.

Not only did he slap Huo Rong in the face, he also knocked over the cup, and the scalding hot tea splashed all over Huo Rong's face.

Huo Rong was stunned for a moment, but her mother-in-law yelled and pointed her chin at Huo Rong: "This slap will teach you what the rules are. Once you enter my Jiang family, you must abide by my Jiang family's rules."

"Grass!"

Su Lin suddenly felt all the blood rushing to his head. He couldn't help but clench his fists and rush forward.

Qi Pei hugged his waist and said, "Brother, don't. Today is Huo Rong's wedding day."

"Fuck your mother!" Su Lin struggled frantically.

"Brother, calm down, calm down, sister-in-law asked you to take medicine, hurry up, take the medicine."

While hugging Su Lin tightly, he quickly took out the medicine from his body and stuffed it into Su Lin's mouth.

Su Lin gradually fired cold arrows this time, but he still felt the blood rushing to his head. The two villains had already started beating drums and gongs.

Looking at Huo Rong again, her eyes were filled with tears of anger, and she stood there motionless.

The master of ceremonies quickly ran over to persuade her: "Don't be angry, new bride. This is also the custom of our village. The so-called order of seniority. The slap from the mother-in-law before the wedding is worth more than real money to change her name. The bride should kneel down and call her mom."

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