I have super male syndrome, so it's reasonable that I'm harmless to humans and animals.

Chapter 93 I'm crazy, why is there an S in the thermos?

Yao Guihong was crying and was thirsty, so she took the cup and poured the water into her mouth without any suspicion.

Gulp gulp, slurp slurp~~~
hiccup~~~
After taking a few sips, Yao Guihong's face slowly changed.

This smell... why is it so weird? It's like...???
But she still couldn't believe it. After sniffing it, she looked into the cup.

The next second...(;Дi|!)
"puff!!"

She spat out a mouthful of shit, then laid on the ground and vomited madly. While vomiting, she desperately poked her throat with her hand, almost sticking her entire arm in there.

"Honey, what's wrong with you? Are you choking?"

Zhao Xiaoliang was confused as his head and face were sprayed with yellow substance. He was so dumbfounded that he still stood there asking questions.

"Wife, let me take a picture for you..."

He was just about to say, "Let me pat you on the back," but at this moment he smelled an indescribable stench quickly spreading and rushing into his nostrils.

"This is……"

The expression on Zhao Xiaoliang's face quickly changed from confusion to dementia, and then from dementia to horror.

"Ugh~~~~"

He vomited with a "wow" sound, and all the yellow and white things, including the beef noodles he had eaten in the morning, were vomited onto Yao Guihong's head.

And the cup full of S in her hand was also placed on Yao Guihong's forehead.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

"Wow~~"

Yao Guihong went completely crazy and vomited even more violently. While vomiting, she grabbed Zhao Xiaoliang and started beating him. Her face was scratched and blood foam mixed with yellow and white flowed all over the floor.

"Ahhhhhh, Zhao Xiaoliang, you actually dared to feed me... You fucker, if I don't beat the shit out of you today, I'll take your last name, ugh~~~ I'll strangle you to death!!!"

"Oh no, wife, ahhhhh, help me, ugh~!~~"

The scene was in chaos and the anchors didn't know what was going on.

As a result, the stench began to spread, and the entire stall was covered by the foul smell.

"What's that smell? Sniff~~~"

One of the anchors sniffed hard and asked with a frown.

"It looks a bit familiar...it seems to be..." Another anchor made a guess but was not sure.

At this time, the smell of sex became stronger and went straight to the soul.

"This smell... Shit, it's S, it's S!"

Finally someone reacted and screamed in fear.

"Fuck, I was wondering why it looked so familiar."

"Oh my god, what the hell!! She just drank S from the thermos ahhhhhhhhh~~~"

“Aaaaaaaah, I’m going crazy, why is there an S in the thermos????”

"If I'm not mistaken, this S is still steaming, ugh~~~"

"Explosion, this is too explosive."

"That woman just drank... took a big sip, oh my god~~~~"

“Crazy, totally crazy!!!”

"Ugh~~~"

All the anchors went crazy, but they still kept filming. They held their phones in their hands and backed away madly with terrified looks on their faces.

I've seen people drinking water, but who the hell has ever seen anyone drinking shit in public?

You even put it in a thermos. You made it right away.

It's impossible to come up with this plot without a 10-year cerebral thrombosis.

The anchors are going crazy!!!

……

That afternoon, a video of Zhao Xiaoliang using a thermos to feed his wife affectionately went viral on the Internet.

Netizens were all outraged.

"Fuck, this is a sexy video. I'm going crazy."

"Ugh!~~ I'm eating right now, could you please not send me such an explosive video?"

"It's so fucking awesome, the thermos is so cool, it's steaming, holy shit, it's awesome."

"That mouthful, yellow and white, damn, the author should blur it out immediately."

"The system reminds me that this behavior is risky, please don't imitate it. I'm going to imitate it like a piece of shit." "Awesome, this couple is so explosive."

"Hahaha, you're pretending to be a thermos cup slouch. Do you think it's too cold to taste good?"

"Totally laughing!"

……

The video went viral on the Internet, and even Yao Guihong went crazy.

I heard that after she vomited, she turned around and started fighting with Zhao Xiaoliang.

That rascal.

The fight was so intense that shit and piss flew everywhere. She poured all the semen in the thermos cup into Zhao Xiaoliang's mouth.

The final result was that both of them were admitted to the hospital for gastric lavage.

But can Su Lin let them go?

Naturally it is impossible.

He then came to the hospital.

The couple stayed in the same ward, which was reserved just for them.

The main reason is that when people heard that they were both opportunists, they didn't want to live with them.

The hospital had no choice but to set up a special ward for them.

Doctors fought in the office over who would be their attending physician.

No one wants to come!!
In the end, there was no other way to fight, so the director of the town hospital came out in person and held a lottery ceremony, and only then did they pick out the unlucky guy.

I heard that the moment the results came out, the doctor fell to the ground and cried loudly.

The anchors haven't left yet and are all gathered in the hospital.

Although I couldn't enter the ward, I was still taking pictures frantically through the window.

Damn, this is all traffic. Although it is smelt of traffic, it is still traffic.

Ugh~~
In the ward, Yao Guihong's face was black, and he was retching while cursing Zhao Xiaoliang:

"Zhao Xiaoliang, you damn bastard, I'm going to fuck you, uh~~ Wait till I'm discharged from the hospital, and then I'll show you how I'm going to deal with you."

The little mustache cried in grievance and said, "How could I know that the cup contained S? If I knew, I would never give you a drink even if you kill me."

"Ugh! You fucking say that again, ugh~~~~"

Yao Guihong almost vomited again.

Zhao Xiaoliang said, "Look, honey, I definitely can't do such a thing. I think it was definitely done by that bastard who stood up for others. Maybe he was the one who ordered that psychopath to do it last time."

Su Lin gave a thumbs up outside the window. It was not quite right but not far off either.

But if Guo Huai knew about this, I wonder what he would think.

Well, I guess I'm more excited.

"Damn it! When I get out of the hospital, I'm going to find someone to kill that bastard!"

Yao Guihong said while gritting her teeth.

After scolding for a while, Yao Guihong might be hungry and asked Zhao Xiaoliang to get him something to eat.

"My mother just cooked a pot of soup and brought it to you, it's hot. She said it's for your health!"

Zhao Xiaoliang said while holding a pot of soup.

Su Lin immediately became anxious when he saw it, his eyes sparkling with excitement: "System, hurry up, let me change it, hurry up!!!"

[Ding! The current target key logic has been detected. Do you want to modify it? ]

[Original logic: Zhao Xiaoliang took a pot of chicken soup cooked by his mother and carefully fed it to Yao Guihong]

[The host can modify the above logic by no more than two words]

Two words? Hahahahahahaha, even more perfect.

Su Lin was so happy that he went crazy. He immediately changed "chicken" to "shit" and "feed" to "pour".

[Ding! Modification successful]

[The current target behavior logic is: Zhao Xiaoliang took a pot of shit soup cooked by his mother and carefully fed it to Yao Guihong]

[Logic is taking effect... Successfully taken effect]

……

(End of this chapter)