Siheyuan: Pretend to be a Pig and Eat the Tiger

Chapter 15: Walking into the Wrong Room and Getting on the Wrong Bed (Part )

After getting drunk, Jia Dongxu was helped to the bridal chamber by several middle-aged ladies. It was not appropriate to have a bridal chamber prank in this state as the young people had drunk enough and no one wanted to make trouble.

Everyone saw Jia Zhang making a fuss, and Xu Fugui kicked Xu Damao and carried him home.

Liu Guangqi was also dragged back home by Liu Haizhong. As for Yan Jiecheng, after seeing everyone dispersed, he obediently followed his mother back home with the tableware.

Yi Zhonghai and his wife helped the deaf old lady to the backyard. Seeing this, He Yuzhu quietly slipped back to sleep. He didn't want Jia Zhang's firepower to be directed at him. It was too embarrassing.

Jia Zhang watched everyone leave and went home cursing, but no one paid any attention to her. It was a waste of breath to curse. There was still half an elbow at home. Wouldn't it be delicious to eat some meat when she went back?
As for the gift money, she thought it was with Jia Dongxu, so she didn't care. She couldn't just rush into the wedding room, right? It wouldn't be appropriate. What if the couple wanted to get married?

Night fell completely, and the troubled Jia family wedding was finally over. Yi Zhonghai breathed a sigh of relief. The ups and downs of the wedding were finally over. He sat on a stool thinking about what happened today.

The more he thought about it, the weirder it seemed. He felt like an invisible hand was controlling everything, and he was also in the game, but who could this person be?

He could not have imagined that the instigator of all this was He Yuzhu, whom he did not take seriously and planned to train as a tool and a spare tire for retirement.

It was past ten o'clock in the evening, and Jia Dongxu was still sleeping soundly. Qin Huairu was very scared. She wanted to go to the toilet to take care of her urgent needs, but it was dark outside and she didn't dare to go out.

It was her first time in this compound. Although she had only been there once during the day, she was still scared to go there alone late at night. But Jia Dongxu was sleeping like a dead pig, and she really couldn't help it.

Qin Huairu pushed Jia Dongxu, but there was no sign of him waking up. She opened the door and looked out. It was already shrouded in darkness outside and it was frighteningly quiet. She didn't dare to turn on the light. She quietly opened the door and walked towards the bathroom.

After solving her personal problems, she walked back in the direction of her memory. She only remembered the approximate direction. When she was sent to the bridal chamber during the day, she was covered with a red veil, and someone helped her to go to the toilet!
She walked in the direction she remembered, pushed open the door and went in. Due to nervousness and fear, she did not notice that she was not walking into a new house.

After taking off her clothes and lying on the bed, she hugged the man beside her. She wanted to find some sense of security. She felt uneasy when entering a strange environment.

He Yuzhu was sleeping. It had been two days since he traveled across time and he still hadn't adapted to the new world. Suddenly, he felt someone hugging him. He vaguely thought that it was the person he had been hanging with in his previous life, so he turned around and hugged him in his arms.

Qin Huairu's body stiffened. It was the first time she was so close to a man. She didn't dare to make any movement. When the man didn't make any other movements, she relaxed a lot.

Although she already knew what she was going to experience tonight, she was still nervous when the time came. Thinking of the many "knowledge" her mother taught her at home, her whole body felt weak and hot.

He Yuzhu felt that the girlfriend in his arms' body temperature began to rise. This was a rhythm that needed comfort. He knew very well that if he did not take action at this time, he would have to endure retaliatory consumption the next day.

He was in great pain from this move, and then...

"snort.."

The painful sound represented Qin Huairu's transformation from a girl to a young woman.

He Yuzhu was surprised. No, his girlfriend was no longer the first blood, why did he still feel this way? He was not allowed to think too much at this time.

Half an hour later...

The more He Yuzhu thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong. Her partner's figure was not that good, especially the headlights were a bit exaggerated. Many different things came together, and he suddenly woke up and realized that he was reborn in a courtyard. So he was with...

I struggled to open my eyes, and with the help of the moonlight, I found a strange woman, with tears in her eyes and a smile on her face, sleeping. I thought to myself, this is bad. When I took a closer look, I was almost scared out of my wits. Isn't this Qin Huairu? This is bad, this is trouble, what should I do?
He realized that this was his own home, which meant that Qin Huairu had gone to the wrong place.

"Wake up, wake up!"

He Yuzhu saw Qin Huairu sleeping soundly and quickly woke her up. He had to think of a proper way to deal with the joke!
He slept with Jia Dongxu's bride on their wedding night. Although he didn't feel any guilt, he was scared!

Qin Huairu slowly opened her eyes and found a strange man with his upper body naked looking at her. She didn't know this man. The moment she screamed, He Yuzhu quickly covered her mouth!
Oh my god, big sister! If you dare to shout it out, we will both be finished.

"I'm going to let you go, don't shout, got it?"

Qin Huairu nodded in horror. She was completely confused. The exercise last night was not done by her and her future husband, but by a strange man. She would be lying if she said she was not afraid.

She understood the consequences better than He Yuzhu and was now at a loss.

Seeing that Qin Huairu's emotions had stabilized, He Yuzhu slowly put down his hand that was covering Qin Huairu's mouth.

"This is my house, why are you here?"

He Yuzhu took the lead and said that if this matter had to be determined, it would be that Qin Huairu climbed into the wrong bed.

"I didn't go wrong... woo woo..."

Qin Huairu was so scared that she burst into tears. She finally got married into the city of her dreams, but something like this happened on her wedding night. It was impossible for her, an innocent girl, to accept it.

Qin Huairu was only eighteen years old, far from being comparable to the Qin Huairu of the future. Ten years later, she would probably be able to negotiate terms with He Yuzhu. Now, only crying could suppress the fear in her heart.

"Don't cry yet, take a good look at this house. Is this your new house?"

After being reminded by He Yuzhu, Qin Huairu began to observe the layout of the room. The house was very big, and although there was little furniture, she was sure that her new house was not so big.

Did she go to the wrong bathroom door? Thinking of this, Qin Huairu calmed down completely and stopped panicking. She really couldn't blame the big boy.

"What's next?"

Although Qin Huairu calmed down, she couldn't think of a solution.

"What else can I do? Just go back quietly and pretend nothing happened! I'm so unlucky that you slept with me for no reason!"

He Yuzhu knew that he couldn't be afraid now, otherwise he would be counterattacked by this woman!
Even though this woman had just married into the family and had not yet grown into a "white lotus", he did not dare to be careless at all. He pretended to be sad, even sadder than Qin Huairu.

For He Yuzhu, who has mastered facial expression management, it is too easy.

In my previous life, as a salesperson, in order to get a big order, tears would come and go and all kinds of expressions would follow. Otherwise, how could I arouse others’ sympathy?
If the performance is not improved, the salary will be low, how can I pay the mortgage? If the mortgage cannot be paid, how can I marry a wife to continue the family line?
It’s better now. I just need a house, no pressure, and the cost of food is not high. What’s more, that useless system has sent so much food and meat.

(End of this chapter)