Siheyuan: Pretend to be a Pig and Eat the Tiger

Chapter 29 "Such a Treat" (I)

The process of getting the license plate at the police station went smoothly. After paying a handling fee of 5,000 yuan, He Yuzhui got a brand new red license plate.

A steel stamp was specially made on the beam, and this stamp was archived in the police station. There were two big words "Beijing" written on the bicycle license plate, and a string of numbers below, 5101859. This was the license plate number of He Yuzhu's bicycle!
After taking a leave from Fengze Garden, He Yuzhu took Xu Damao and He Yushui for a walk around. Xu Damao sat in the back seat and laughed triumphantly. He was truly envious of He Yuzhu. One could tell from the frequent glances cast at him by those young girls and wives.

It's a pity that his father didn't buy it for him, otherwise would it be difficult to take pictures of the woman? Although Xu Damao is young, he has been a lecher since he was a child, and that's all he thinks about.

It would be nice to have a wife now. Ever since he had sex with Qin Huairu for the first time, he has wanted to get married.

Although they have not reached the legal age yet, there are still many people who want to get married first and get a marriage certificate when they reach the age of 20.

In that era, many people in rural areas got married first and then got the marriage certificate. Xiao Yushui cannot be left unattended. It is okay for him, a grown man, to do so now, but it will not be appropriate in two years.

There are many common sense things about women that need to be taught, and although he knows some of them, it is definitely inappropriate to teach him.

After playing for a whole day and eating a bowl of noodles with mixed sauce, it was finally dark and He Yuzhu breathed a sigh of relief!

It would be fine if it was just Xu Damao who didn't let the car stop. It was the same for He Yushui as well. He couldn't understand why his butt wouldn't feel uncomfortable sitting on the front beam?

How could he know that He Yushui liked this feeling. Of course, her butt was uncomfortable when sitting on the beam, and it was obvious from the way she kept moving her little butt. But Yushui still enjoyed it. There was nothing he could do but to continue.

Fortunately, thanks to He Daqing, Sha Zhu's body has never been hungry since childhood. Although he can't eat well, he has no problem eating enough!
He was considered one of the strong guys, otherwise he really wouldn't have been able to hold on, even after resting many times.

Xu Damao wanted to ride, but He Yuzhu didn't want to!
Don’t drop the newly bought car. It won’t break, but he’s afraid that the paint might get chipped off.

At the gate of the courtyard, Xu Fugui looked at Xu Damao who had returned with a gloomy face, his fingers moving non-stop, as if he was itching to relieve stress!
"Uncle Xu, what are you doing?"

"Zhu Zi, have you bought the bicycle? It will be easier for you to go to work in the future. I'll be waiting for Damao!"

Xu Fugui was very kind to He Yuzhu, and he felt a little uncomfortable!

Speaking of Xu Damao, Xu Fugui's face darkened visibly!
"Dad, what are you doing?"

"Da Mao, did you have fun today?"

"Dad, I went with Brother Zhuzi to buy a bicycle. You don't know that I..."

As Xu Damao was talking, he finally came back to his senses from his excitement. He found that his father's face looked very unhappy. He didn't do anything wrong, so why did it look like he was going to beat him?

He moved behind He Yuzhu without leaving a trace and didn't dare to speak.

He Yuzhu smiled and moved aside, exposing Xu Damao to Xu Fugui again. Xu Damao looked at He Yuzhu with resentment, and He Yuzhu felt a chill!
Although you haven't grown up, that expression is not cute at all. Instead, it makes him feel a little nauseous. When the big horse face showed that expression, He Yuzhu felt goose bumps all over his body.

"Go on, why don't you say anything?"

"Dad, I know I was wrong!" "Oh? What's wrong?"

"Yeah, what did I do wrong?"

Xu Damao admitted his mistake decisively. No matter what, he had to admit his mistake first!
He complained in his heart that he was so focused on looking at the girl that he really didn't know what he did wrong!
"Go home. If you hadn't happened to meet your homeroom teacher, I don't know if you would dare not go to school. Let's go home!"

Xu Damao looked at He Yuzhu for help, and He Yuzhu shrugged helplessly. He said, "I am the one who is going to teach my son a lesson, and he, as an outsider, cannot interfere. Xu Damao indeed did not go to school, and he deserves a good education!"
"Xu Damao, accept the education with an open mind. I thought you were not going to school today. If I had known, I would definitely not have taken you!

There are no college students in our compound. If you get admitted to college, Brother Zhuzi will give you this bicycle. Uncle Xu, Damao will be well educated. He actually dared not to go to school!"

"Zhu Zi is still sensible!"

Xu Damao stared at the shameless He Yuzhu in amazement. You had no choice but to skip classes at that time, so He Daqing asked you to follow him to sell buns. Now you are so righteous, it turns out you are such a fool!
He Yuzhu ignored the surprised Xu Damao and laughed!

He was remembering the only time he skipped class as a child, and was chased all over the fields by his father in the future, and in the end he still couldn't avoid being beaten!

Your student life is incomplete if you don’t skip classes;

If you skip classes and don’t get spanked, your childhood will be incomplete;
If a few people in high school don’t smoke a cigarette, high school is incomplete;

If you don’t get caught smoking, your memory will be incomplete;
University is incomplete without love;
Love is incomplete if it is not hurt;
If you don’t get off work on time, your career is incomplete;
If you ask for overtime and don’t take sick leave, your life will be incomplete!
Looking at the grinning Xu Damao, He Yuzhu chuckled and said, Damao, don't blame Brother Zhuzi. Brother Zhuzi is doing this to make your childhood more complete. Although this completeness comes a little late, it is complete after all, right?
Then he changed into a cautious expression and pushed his bicycle into the courtyard. The threshold of the courtyard gate was a bit high, but it was not a difficult task for He Yuzhu.

"Hey, Shazhu, this is the first bicycle in the compound. When are you going to treat us? Let's have fun!"

He Yuzhu rolled his eyes. It was you, Yan Bugui, who actually set his sights on him. Is this an "occupational disease"?

"Uncle Yan, I'll listen to you. I'll go door to door to collect the gifts. After receiving the gifts, I'll cook a delicious meal for everyone to enjoy!"

He Yuzhu looked at Yan Bugui seriously, and his sincerity made Yan Bugui tremble. If he really went to accept the gift money, everyone would probably know at the first time that it was him who instigated it, and that would be a pulse suppressant!
He Yuzhu moved very quickly. Before Yan Bugui could react, he walked quickly towards the central courtyard. He was determined to teach Yan Bugui a lesson. It was so annoying to have to guard the gate every day!

"Silly Zhu, have you bought the bicycle?"

A lot of people gathered in the Intermediate Courtyard, all waiting to see Sha Zhu's bicycle. When they saw He Yuzhu pushing the bicycle, they immediately gathered around him. He Yushui held the bicycle tightly, sat on the crossbeam, and looked at everyone vigilantly.

"Shazhu, you should treat everyone to a meal. This is the first big event in the compound!"

"Brother Dongxu, Uncle Yan also suggested the same thing when I first entered the gate, and I have already agreed!

My family is in real financial difficulty. It is a blessing from God that two orphans, Yu Shui and I, are still alive!

I have to treat everyone if I have made such a big purchase. I think I should give the gift money first and use it to treat everyone!"

He Yuzhu, who was originally sad, suddenly became embarrassed when talking about the gift money, like a shy big boy. Jia Dongxu and Yan Bugui, who hurried over, had frozen expressions!
(End of this chapter)