Siheyuan: Pretend to be a Pig and Eat the Tiger

Chapter 417: Helping others, really talented
Bang Geng looked at Jia Zhang pitifully, and when he went to the toilet, he saw He Ying carrying meat buns and giving them away everywhere, and he was extremely envious;
I thought that after sending the Yi family, I would have to send the Jia family, right? We are also of the same age, right? After waiting for a long time and not seeing He Ying, he knew that he was overthinking;

Ever since he could remember, he had rarely brought He's food into the Jia family's house. Grandma said that this was the He family bullying the Jia family.
A seed of hatred began to take root and sprout, and he decided to ask his grandmother how to take revenge on these grandsons. If he doesn't take revenge, he is not a hero!

Jia Zhang had long wanted Bang Geng to do something big. He was so greedy that he couldn't bear it. Now that everyone was at work, it was the best time.
In the entire Central Courtyard, there are only Zhang Ze and Li Lin's wife. These two people basically don't get involved in the affairs of the courtyard. As long as we prevent them from seeing us, everything will be fine!

"Bang Geng, the door of the He family is locked, but the windows are open. Remember, the old hen in the east wing that doesn't lay eggs should go to the backyard. It's safer there.

We have to be careful on both sides. Once you get the things, hide them to the side. To the west of the He family, at the corner. Grandma is here to pick you up. Got it?"

After Jia Zhang finished imparting relevant experience, he finally gave instructions on the strategy;
This is the first battle for the Bang Terrier, and he must win, otherwise, it will be difficult to eat meat in the future;

That's right. Jia Zhang thought about it all night and finally came up with a solution that was not a solution. She asked her eldest grandson Bang Geng to take the initiative. As the old man said, if you work hard yourself, you will have enough food and clothing!
"I know, grandma, I saw Shazhu open the window!"

Bang Geng was sharpening his knife. It took quite a while to refine the oil residue yesterday, so there must be a lot left. These are all mine!

“Bang Geng, you must be careful, don’t let anyone find out, you are eating freely;

But you can’t leave any footprints or anything. Just bring some back for grandma when you’re full. Be careful!”

Jia Zhang only hated herself for not being able to climb out the window, otherwise, she would never let her beloved eldest grandson go to the He family to get things!

"Got it, grandma!"

"Bang Geng, remember, this is all owed to us by the He family. We are just using our own methods to get back what belongs to us!"

Jia Zhang was afraid that her eldest grandson would think she was stealing, which would be detrimental to her future growth, so she adopted a roundabout tactic. That's right, it is not illegal to take back one's own things!
"Well, I am robbing the rich to help the poor!!"

Bang Geng felt his blood boiling, he was not stealing, he was taking, he was robbing the rich to help the poor;

Grandma told many stories about robbing the rich and helping the poor. He is the new generation hero!

"That's right, my eldest grandson is smart. That's right, robbing the rich to help the poor!"

From then on, the thief saint opened Pandora's box, released his nature, and started the path to becoming a saint!

Bang Geng entered the He family smoothly under the guidance of Jia Zhang. He did not look around and went straight to the kitchen. The thief was a little nervous when he first came out.
He made a stool, stood on the stove, opened the pot lid, and found a plate inside;
The 5 buns above reminded me of the oil-dregs buns, and Bang Geng's eyes lit up;
Grandma guessed correctly, the He family really hadn't finished eating, and they were all waiting to honor the young master;
Although only six years old, Bangteng's intelligence is already very high;
That’s right, six-year-old children these days know a lot. Many of these children in rural areas are already helping their families pull grass for pigs, but they are not as pretentious as they were in their previous lives!

Banggeng grabbed the bun and started eating. When he bit open the bun skin, the original flavor of oil residue began to spread in his mouth. He closed his eyes happily. Yes, this was the feeling of eating oil residue buns in his dream. This feeling made him linger, it was so wonderful!
In no time, he finished five big buns and finally felt full. He was very full. He hadn't felt this way for a long time.
Wait, the buns are all gone, what should I do with my grandma? I can’t offend my grandma who I regard as my supporter, I must bring something back;
Otherwise, when his mother beat him, no one would help him. Besides, without his grandmother, how could he eat such delicious buns?
Therefore, we must prepare the grandmother well, so that we can have endless meat to eat later;

Bang Geng thought of this and started to rummage around in the kitchen. He finally found half a basin of oil residue. There was always a way out, and he could finally finish his work.

Bang Geng had four pockets, two on his coat and two in his pants. Then, half of the oil residue went into Bang Geng's pockets.
Banggeng was no longer as nervous as when he came here. He remembered his grandmother's instructions.
Carefully wipe all visible traces with your own hands;
After looking around, he nodded with satisfaction, leaned over the window to see what was going on, and left quickly after finding it was safe.

Finally, don't forget to look at the windowsill, leaving no footprints;

It has to be said that some people are blessed by God, and Banggeng is one of them.

In other words, Jia Zhang had the ability to train a thief saint;
As long as there is a grandmother like Jia Zhang, there will definitely be some "achievements"!
With the close cooperation of the grandparents and grandchildren, the first operation of Banggeng was completed. Overall, this operation was perfect!

"Grandma, there are only a few buns in there, so I ate them all. But there are a lot of oil residues in there, so please eat them quickly!"

After the two returned to the Jia family, they lowered their voices and huddled together. Bang Geng began to report the entire process of taking the things. Jia Zhang nodded and gave a thumbs up to her eldest grandson!

"Bang Geng, remember, when you come back, dispose of your things and clothes immediately, and don't leave any evidence.
Only in this way can you put yourself in an absolutely safe position. If it weren't for your grandmother's ability, it would be impossible for her to raise your father.
I have taught you all my skills, Banggeng. If you study hard, eating meat will not be a dream for you! "

While changing Banggeng's clothes, Jia Zhang imparted her experiences and lessons to him so that her eldest grandson could improve his professional quality and clear himself!

After changing her clothes, Jia Zhang quickly washed them. The pockets full of oil residue had to be cleaned up immediately!

"Bang Geng, remember, this is a secret between us, don't tell your mother, she won't understand the meaning of being a hero!"

After washing her daughter-in-law, Jia Zhangshi ate the oil residue while reminding her that what happened today must not be known to the vicious woman, otherwise, the consequences would be disastrous;

"Yeah, I'm not telling her!"

Banggeng nodded immediately. He was not stupid and would not invite a beating. Besides, his mother would not support him finding meat to eat by himself!
Jia Zhang nodded with satisfaction. This was all the result of her education. Even if her eldest grandson was not filial to the vicious woman, he would be filial to her!

Banggeng really wanted to eat some when he saw his grandma eating the oil residue, but unfortunately, the five big buns were too heavy for him to bear, and he probably wouldn’t be able to eat anything the whole day!
Soon, everyone got off work, and when He Yuzhu and his wife came back, Jia Zhang kept an eye on the He family, fearing any accidents;
Although we are fearless, if the situation gets really serious, we won’t be able to move for a long time, and we’ll have to wait for a while if we want to eat meat!
"Brother Zhuzi, we're out of the buns left over from this morning!"

(End of this chapter)