Siheyuan: Pretend to be a Pig and Eat the Tiger

Chapter 81 Stubborn Xu Damao
He Yuzhu looked at Xu Damao and sighed. The road ahead is long and arduous. This is a long-term project!

Most people who read "Water Margin" see a group of heroes who are righteous, brave, fearless and loyal!

These people are all unique, with strong personalities and extraordinary abilities. Their brotherhood and rebellious spirit are admirable!

In Xu Damao's eyes, the first volume of Water Margin is about Gao Yanei's attempt to occupy Lin Chong's wife. The classic is indeed a classic. There are a thousand Harry Potters in the hearts of ten thousand people. This is true!

Xu Damao failed to achieve his goal and went home silently. He still didn't understand what He Yuzhu meant. Was what he said wrong?

Xu Fugui's curiosity was aroused by Xu Damao. He ran out excitedly and came back dejected. It was rare to see a son like this!

"Da Mao, what's wrong with you?"

"Dad, look at this, what can you see in it?"

Xu Damao recounted in detail his thoughts on opening the book and He Yuzhu's comments, and when he talked about the proud parts, he began to let himself go!

"Dad, tell me, is Gao Qiu very powerful? If Gao Qiu wasn't powerful, would Gao Yanei dare to flirt with Lin Chong's wife? What did I say wrong? Am I wrong? Why didn't Brother Zhuzi change the book for me?..."

"Da Mao, this is not the point. The point is that I have become a waste!"

Xu Damao was still young after all, so he recounted what had just happened in detail and even acted out his conversation with He Yuzhu. He paid no attention to Xu Fugui, whose face had turned black!

When Xu Damao was excited and indignant, he had no time to care about Xu Fugui. It was certain that he would get punished if he got carried away because of his success. Perhaps this was what it meant when joy turns to sorrow?

You can describe it if you want, but how can you describe it in such detail? It's okay to praise Gao Qiu, after all, the approach is different, but you can't also say that your father is too useless, right?

He is still too young. In a few years, Xu Damao will never do such a stupid thing unless he drinks!
He didn't notice at all that his father had already stood up, holding a feather duster and ready to take him away!
Poor Xu Damao was still waiting for his father's answer. After not hearing any reply for a long time, he looked up, turned around and wanted to run. Unfortunately, Xu Fugui was at the door, so he couldn't run away!
"what..."

A shrill cry came from Xu Damao's house. Liu Haizhong nodded with satisfaction when he heard Xu Damao's voice. Xu Fugui is a good man. A filial son is born under the stick. It should be so!

"Lao Xu, what's wrong? Why are you beating the child for no reason? Can't we talk about it calmly?"

"Look at your good son. This rebellious son actually said that I am useless and I don't have the ability to let him bully men and women. I will beat you to death!"

As she said this, she hit him hard a few more times with a feather duster. As Xu Damao kept screaming, Xu's mother didn't know how to persuade him!

Xu Damao was also a smart man. While his father was talking to his mother, he got up and ran!

He regretted it so much that his intestines turned green. He accidentally threw it all out. It would be better for him to stay at He Yuzhu's place for a night!

Human habits are quite scary. Ever since the first time he took refuge at He Yuzhu's place, the first thing Xu Damao thought of when encountering such a situation was He Yuzhu's house!

"clang clang"

"That one? It's so late. If you have something to say, let's talk about it tomorrow!"

"Brother Zhuzi, open the door quickly! Ouch!"

"Xu Damao? Get lost! Don't even think about changing if you don't understand!"

"Hey, Brother Zhuzi, open the door!"

What happened to Xu Damao? Why did he feel hurt?

"What's going on?"

"Brother Zhuzi, you got beaten again!"

"What's going on?"

"It's all because of you, Brother Zhuzi. I'm going to stay with you for one night. Please take me in!" "Get out of here, talk to me nicely!"

"Hey, Brother Zhuzi, it's like this, after I got home..."

"Fuck, you're such a talent!"

He Yuzhu didn't expect that Xu Damao, who is usually very smart, would be so stupid. You are Xu Damao, a "villain" who is proficient in conspiracy and intrigue, and is insidious and shameless!
You are Xu Damao, who even betrayed his own wife, how can you be so stupid?
It's enough to just briefly describe what happened here. How can I tell you everything? Damn it!
"Brother Zhuzi, why are you looking at me like that?"

"Da Mao, ask your dad to buy you some walnuts and eat a few every day! Or buy some pig brains and eat some every day?"

"Why? Brother Zhuzi!"

"I heard that walnuts are good for the brain, but as for pig brains, I ate whatever I could get!"

He Yuzhu looked at Xu Damao unhappily and didn't bother to pay attention to him!
Xu Damao smiled awkwardly. He also felt that he was quite stupid. He didn't argue and just started beating him!
The key point is, isn’t the content of the first volume of the Water Margin comic book worth discussing?
"Hey, Brother Zhuzi, sit down and have some tea. I'll pour it for you!"

"If you have something to say or something to fart, please speak softly or you won't wake up the rain!"

"Okay, don't worry, Yu Shui is also my sister, I don't want to wake him up!"

"Tell me, what's the matter?"

"No, I just want to pour you a glass of water!"

"Get lost, I don't know you kid? Can you take the initiative to pour me some water?"

"Why not? You are the elder brother of a certain family, so that family has to pour water for the elder brother?"

"I don't have the power to let you bully men and women, so you'd better stop calling me brother!"

"I..."

"Okay, tell me, what's going on?"

"Brother Zhuzi, I still don't understand. That's what the comic book says!"

"I, Damao, when we read books or comic books, we must look for positive opinions and not see negative aspects!

Damao, let me ask you, just because your father holds a high position, does that mean you can go out and bully men and women?"

"cannot!"

"That's all right, isn't it? Why can't you learn something useful?
Can't we just look at the positive things in it? For example, Lu Zhishen's keeping his promise and his righteousness?
How come you see Gao Yanei bullying men and women?"

"Brother Zhuzi, don't you think Gao Yanei is the winner? In your words, he is the ultimate winner in life!

Gao Yanei is alive and well, but Lin Chong and the others are all dead!"

Looking at the unconvinced Xu Damao, He Yuzhu was speechless. This kid’s starting point or values ​​are different!
This instead aroused his stubborn temper. He just didn't believe that he couldn't get over this kid!

"Go to the side room and sleep. Here is the key! Write an experience report on the first volume later. If you don't satisfy me, you won't get the second volume!"

"All right!"

He Yuzhu shook his head. This kid was only fifteen years old and already he had grown crooked. No wonder he became so damaged that he started to ooze pus!
He hoped that this kid would remain cunning but loyal at the same time, so that the two of them could cooperate well in the future and avoid being betrayed by this kid!
If he really can't get over it, Xu Damao will be his "sword" in the future and it will be impossible to gain his trust. This kid is still good!

At least Xu Damao shows his mean behavior on his face, unlike Yi Zhonghai. Hypocrites are the most terrifying!

(End of this chapter)