Siheyuan: Pretend to be a Pig and Eat the Tiger

Chapter 9 Jia and Zhang act as monsters

He Yuzhu looked at Jia Zhang who was staring at him not far away and smiled mysteriously.

"Auntie, how about you come and serve the food? It's only fair that you come in person for things like this!"

"Silly Zhu, I told you to hit me, so just hit me. Why are you talking so much nonsense? You just watch while I work? You're still a young man?"

How can Jia Zhang, a person who wants to sit when she stands and lies down when she sits, possibly work?

"Aunt Jia, why can't you tell good people from bad ones? I think there's quite a lot of meat in this pot!
I thought you were the host, so I had a plan in mind when distributing the food. I am young and cannot control it. If you don’t want to, forget it!”

He Yuzhu didn't believe that Jia Zhang could resist the temptation. Given Jia Zhang's personality, she would definitely take it, give less meat to others, and leave some for herself.

Just now he was preventing the chef from putting more vegetables and meat, and he was also being cunning when serving rice. Everyone could still tolerate it, but his name was written backwards.

"Well, you are still too young, Silly Zhu. You need to be fair in distributing the food. Move away and don't delay me from distributing the food to everyone!"

When Jia Zhang heard this, she thought it made sense. It would be better for her to eat meat than for others to eat it!
Just avoid the meat when distributing the dishes. It’s good enough to have something to eat. How dare you be picky?

"Okay, it's up to you, Aunt Jia!"

Who doesn't want to hear nice words when the fancy sedan is carried by someone? Just look at Jia Zhang's expression and you will know that she is very satisfied with He Yuzhu's flattery.

He Yuzhu handed the spoon to Jia Zhang, smiled, picked up the meal prepared by Chef Li, walked over and squatted beside Uncle Li to eat. Finish eating quickly, there is something good to watch!

"You little brat, what are you up to? I used to think you were very honest, but why are you so mean now?"

"Hey, Uncle Li, just wait and see! I'll help you vent your anger!"

"Stinky boy!"

Although Chef Li didn't understand what was going on, he felt that He Yuzhu's smile was very cunning, so he just waited and watched to see how this guy would help him vent his anger.

He Yuzhu smiled and said nothing. Sometimes you don’t have to do anything. You just need to provide a certain entry point.

Normally, no one would care about a shrew like Jia Zhang, but when everyone knew that she was staring at the cook and not letting him put too many dishes in the pot, they would endure their dissatisfaction.

But when the chef uses fewer ingredients and you use tricks to serve the food, I guess few people can tolerate it.

Sure enough, not long after, He Yuzhu saw Yan Yang whispering with other women, and then everyone looked at their bowls and were unhappy.

Although I secretly complained that the Jia family was not kind, they came to your family's wedding to take care of everything, and if everyone didn't eat well, wouldn't they be full? In the end, the soup was bland.

This is not the most infuriating thing. The most infuriating thing is that Jia Zhang's big bowl is not only filled with dry goods, but also meat.

Everyone is eating poorly to begin with, and it would be fine if Jia Zhang ate the same as them, but you squat under the eaves and eat as much as you can, and it's all meat. Can anyone tolerate this?

If you don't let the chef put more vegetables in, people might blame you, and life will be difficult for everyone.

But if what you eat is different from what everyone else eats, that is intolerable. This is what it means that we are not worried about having too little but about having unequal food.

We should be poor together, but if one family suddenly becomes rich, hatred towards the rich will surely arise, not to mention that they are busy with the affairs of the Jia family and the food standards are different.

The last few people were muttering to each other, and after a while, all the tables set up in the middle courtyard disappeared, and everyone went home.

Chef Li was stunned and surprised. He Yuzhu's simple action caused such serious consequences. This guy actually had such a good grasp of people's hearts. It was an eye-opener and worth the trip. Jia Dongxu and the young people in the compound went to pick up the bride and didn't know about this. Yi Zhonghai didn't know that such a big thing happened in the compound. Yan Bugui went home angry because he didn't eat the meat he dreamed of.

The one who organized the Jia family's wedding was Yi Zhonghai, and Liu Haizhong also slipped away. Of course, he was happy to see the good show of his rival Yi Zhonghai.

Everyone has different ideas and the results are gratifying.

"You little brat, it's you that I have to write you a letter of admiration!"

"Uncle Li, you are too polite. I said I would help you vent your anger, without any hesitation!"

He Yuzhu remembered Chef Li, but they were not very close. He believed that more friends mean more paths, while fewer enemies mean fewer walls.

He must punish the Jia family because he can't stand their selfishness and ungrateful nature, and because he feels unfair after seeing the birds filling the courtyard.

In this life, he has no mortgage or car loan and just wants to live a carefree life. In this era of scarce entertainment, isn't this just playing the game of life?
What is free and easy? The so-called free and easy means not to give in, not to compromise, to do whatever you want, and freedom is everything unless prohibited by law.

He Yuzhu took out a cigarette and lit it for Chef Li, waiting for Yi Zhonghai to return to see how the hypocrite would react? What would be his emergency measures?

Before the bride Bai Lianhua, the ceiling of the calculating world, enters the Siheyuan, can Yi Zhonghai turn the tide?

He Yuzhu was looking forward to it. At this moment, Yi Zhonghai walked into the gate of the central courtyard. He Yuzhu put out his cigarette and trotted towards Yi Zhonghai in the stunned eyes of Chef Li.

If he didn't know that the instigator was He Yuzhu, he would really believe that He Yuzhu was really worried about the Jia family. Look at the anxious expression on his young face, he suddenly felt old.

"Uncle Yi, Uncle Yi, something big has happened!"

He Yuzhu looked at Yi Zhonghai unhappily and breathed heavily.

"Silly Zhu, what did I teach you? You should stay calm in the face of an emergency. Tell me slowly, what happened?"

Yi Zhonghai had not noticed anything unusual in the compound and was obviously thinking about other things.

"Uncle Yi, I don't know what's going on, but after everyone finished their meal, they took away their tables, chairs, pots, pans, and utensils!

Go and have a look at what's going on. It's almost afternoon, so the bride should be here soon, right?"

Little guy, let your master Zhu admire your calmness in the face of emergencies, He Yuzhu smiled secretly in his heart.

"what?"

It was only then that Yi Zhonghai noticed that the venue in the central courtyard had been restored to its original state. If he had not seen how it was arranged, he would have thought it had always been like this, with only a small flame emitting from the stove from time to time.

Yi Zhonghai turned around and walked out in a hurry. He Yuzhu guessed that the old guy went to Yan Bugui to find out the situation. He deserved it for letting you, an old silver coin, frame me and ruin my reputation.

Until Yi Zhonghai's figure completely disappeared from sight, the anxiety on He Yuzhu's face disappeared, and was replaced by a calm expression. The change of expression was quite natural.

After a while, Yi Zhonghai walked into the gate of the central courtyard angrily and trotted towards the Jia family. He Yuzhu winked at Uncle Li and followed Yi Zhonghai to check on Jia Zhang's situation.

He Yuzhu was also puzzled. Why didn't Jia Zhang make a scene when everyone left the compound? This was not Jia Zhang's character.

I had wanted to watch the drama of everyone fighting against Jia Zhang, but I didn’t see it and I felt so sorry. Now seeing Yi Zhonghai going to Jia’s house in anger, why don’t I go up and watch the fun?
He Yuzhu looked towards the Jia family and exclaimed, "Wow, what a wonderful family! Jia Zhang was sleeping like a dead pig, and Yi Zhonghai couldn't wake her up even after calling her several times."

(End of this chapter)