Siheyuan: Pretend to be a Pig and Eat the Tiger

Chapter 95 "What Jia Zhang said"

The deaf old lady had a good idea, but it was a pity that He Yuzhu didn't respond at all!

Are you kidding? What if the deaf old lady has a problem? Wouldn’t he be in trouble?

Even if it's okay now, it may be pulled out during special periods, and it won't be so simple then!

How could the deaf old lady know that she was already a troublesome person in He Yuzhu's eyes, so how could she possibly get close to her?
"Madam, this is what Jia Zhang said. I heard her cursing that the whole family would be wiped out on the day of Dongxu's wedding. When I asked her about it, she said it was colloquialism!

I was also surprised. Since Jia Zhangshi said that the extinction of the family was a colloquialism, why do you care so much, old lady? Isn't it just the extinction of the family? Who is not an extinct family these days?
A "dead" family is probably someone who is about to die, so they are called "dead" families. Old lady, don't worry about it, you are at most an old extinct family!
You are far from being extinct. Your body is so strong, how could you be extinct?
Right? Uncle Yi, Uncle Yi is a middle-aged tycoon, nothing wrong with that! "

He Yuzhu's voice was very loud, and many people came out to watch the fun!

Qin Huairu looked at Jia Dongxu in confusion, meaning that on the day of your wedding, your mother really cursed you and made you exterminate the whole family?
Jia Dongxu shook his head helplessly. He really did curse the whole family. The key point was that he cursed his master. I guess Zhuzi heard it and asked her mother!

His mother should realize that it is wrong to scold Yi Zhonghai for making his family extinct. After all, it was his master who took care of Yi Zhonghai's wedding!
I just gave He Yuzhu a casual explanation, but it turned out to be such a misunderstanding!

Jia Dongxu kept filling in the blanks in his imagination and almost figured out everything!
The deaf old lady was so angry at He Yuzhu that she couldn't speak and kept gasping for breath!

Yi Zhonghai's face turned even more pale. He Yuzhu didn't lie. Jia Zhang did scold him for making the family extinct that day. He couldn't figure out whether He Yuzhu was outside the door at that time!

"Old lady, what's wrong with you? Am I wrong? You are an old extinct family, definitely not a dead extinct family. If anyone dares to say that you are a dead extinct family, I will be angry with him!
And Uncle Yi, aren't you middle-aged and extinct? Why do you look so unhappy? What happened to you today?"

Seeing He Yuzhu looking at them, the onlookers immediately dispersed as quickly as possible and hid far away!
They didn't want to be scolded by He Yuzhu as "wiping out a family". He Yuzhu had a confused expression on his face, and it was obvious that he didn't know what "wiping out a family" meant!
Yi Zhonghai was so angry that he couldn't speak, and pointed at He Yuzhu with a trembling finger!
He Yuzhu was laughing like crazy in his heart, but he had to pretend not to understand on the surface. It was really hard to hold back!

"Uncle, are you a middle-aged extinct family? I call Uncle Yi a middle-aged extinct family, but he doesn't want to be like that!"

He Yuzhu turned his gun around when he saw Yan Bugui walking into the middle courtyard and said, "You old man, I'll treat you to a meal so that you can also experience the feeling of blood spurting out!"
"Zhu Zi, why are you cursing?"

"Swearing? Jia Zhang said it was a colloquialism, specifically referring to married people!
The old lady is an old childless person, you and Uncle Yi are middle-aged childless persons, and Brother Jia is a young and strong childless person. Am I wrong?
Since it is a colloquialism, you can also call Uncle Yi extinct, Third Uncle extinct, Old Lady extinct, Brother Jia extinct!"

The deaf old lady couldn't bear the shock and fainted. Yi Zhonghai even spat out a mouthful of blood. Yan Bugui looked at He Yuzhu speechlessly!
He also thought that He Yuzhu didn't know the meaning of exterminating a family. Otherwise, with He Yuzhu's cleverness, would he offend so many people at once?

It’s okay to call him a family extinct, because how can he be considered a family extinct when he has several sons?
"Brother Zhuzi, what happened to you? The old lady and Yi Zhonghai have both fainted, and only Brother Jia is busy. Why don't you help?"

"Da Mao, let me tell you, it has nothing to do with me if they faint. What if I help them up and get blackmailed? I don't want to get myself into trouble!"

"Then how did they faint?"

"Hey, they don't know what's going on either. I made the old lady extinct, Uncle Yi extinct, Third Uncle extinct, Brother Jia extinct, guess what?"

Xu Damao stared at He Yuzhu in amazement. How could you say such vicious words and still be able to speak so freely? You are indeed my idol, Xu Damao. My brother is awesome!
"What's wrong?"

Xu Damao asked mechanically, looking at He Yuzhu with admiration, who are the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai?
Brother Zhuzi's fighting ability is indeed extraordinary. I originally thought that Brother Zhuzi only had a high level of martial arts, but I didn't expect that his swearing skills were also at the pinnacle!

"Uncle San and Brother Jia are fine, only Uncle Yi and the old lady fainted. What do you think of this?"

"Brother Zhuzi..."

When Xu Damao was about to ask He Yuzhu whether he knew what it meant to wipe out the family, his father's voice came over!
"Zhu Zi, what's going on?"

"I didn't know Uncle Xu had no family, it's none of my business, I didn't even touch them!"

Xu Fugui was almost angered to death by He Yuzhu. Why did he scold him for destroying his entire family?
Didn't you see his big son standing right next to him? How did I become a family without a son?

"What's going on? Why didn't you call me for such a big event in the Central Court?"

“Uncle Liu is extinct, I don’t know, Uncle Yi is extinct and old lady is extinct, she fainted!”

Liu Haizhong was almost infuriated by He Yuzhu's shouting "Uncle Liu's family is extinct". How come his three sons were extinct?

Xu Fugui and Liu Haizhong stared at He Yuzhu. He Yuzhu's confused and helpless expression made Xu Fugui and Liu Haizhong confused!

Who can tell them what the hell is going on? How come they have all become extinct in such a short time?
He Yuzhu was laughing like crazy in his heart. He originally wanted to piss off the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai, but Yan Bugui came. He took a little revenge on Yan Bugui and ended up making Yan Bugui's family extinct!

I didn't expect the matter to get so out of hand. In that case, I'll just take advantage of the situation. Anyway, he doesn't know what it means to wipe out a family!
Why not just call them all "juehu"? That way, the illusion that he didn't know the meaning of "juehu" can be proven! Qin Huairu was confused. Could it be that He Yuzhu really didn't know the meaning of "juehu"? Otherwise, why would all of them be followed by the word "juehu"?
But He Yuzhu is already eighteen years old. Doesn’t he really not know what it means to have a family without a son?
As smart as Qin Huairu and Xu Fugui were, they couldn't tell whether He Yuzhu did it intentionally or unintentionally, let alone Liu Haizhong!
"He Yuzhu, why do you want me to be extinct?"

Liu Haizhong was very angry. He Yuzhu had always followed his lead. What happened today?

He just started to curse him? He even cursed him for destroying his entire family. Is this fair?

"Uncle Liu is extinct, what's wrong?"

Liu Haizhong feels like vomiting blood. Can you please not make him a family extinct?

He has a son, but who can say for sure whether his son has a grandson? Isn't that a curse on him?
"He Yuzhu, don't use the word 'extinct'!"

"Uncle Liu, why is it that you want to exterminate a family? Isn't exterminate a family a colloquialism?
Since it is a spoken language, it is suitable for any place. Why do you object to it? "

Liu Haizhong was so angry that his liver hurt. So you don't know the meaning of "juehu"? Which wicked person said that "juehu" is a colloquialism?
"Zhu Zi, who told you that Jue Hu is a spoken language?"

"Uncle Liu is extinct, that's what Jia Zhang said. She said it was a colloquialism and it can be used anywhere!

At that time, I also wanted to make Jia Zhang's family extinct, and she agreed. No problem!
I had already forgotten about this and the old lady had to remind me today!

I think adding "jue hu" at the end is really quite intimate. Uncle Liu has no more hu, Uncle Xu has no more hu, Uncle Yan has no more hu. Listen, how intimate it is!"

Looking at the serious He Yuzhu, Liu Haizhong suddenly realized that it was Jia Zhang's fault!
Deaf old lady, why didn't you remind Zhuzi that he would die? Don't you know what it means to be extinct?
"Zhu Zi, you can't call me Jue Hu anymore, got it?"

"Why did Uncle Liu die?"

Liu Haizhong was so angry that his teeth were itching. Could you please stop bringing up Jue Hu? I can’t bear it!
"Juehu means having no children, cutting off the roots!
You can’t call me a family extinct anymore, got it? Zhuzi! "

"What? Uncle Liu, you didn't lie to me?"

He Yuzhu pretended to be shocked and acted out the whole thing!

"Of course I didn't lie to you. How could Uncle Liu lie to you?"

Liu Haizhong believed what He Yuzhu said, this is because He Yuzhu has always been very honest, a little silly and a little naive!

"Uncle Xu, is this really what you mean?"

Xu Fugui nodded to indicate that it was true, but he was suspicious in his heart, wondering if He Yuzhu really didn't know the meaning of "extinct a family"?
If he knew, would He Yuzhu really dare to offend so many people?
No matter how sinister Xu Fugui was, he couldn't figure it out. In fact, the matter was very simple. Seeing that more and more parties were involved, He Yuzhu simply took advantage of the situation!
He took everyone into account and successfully transferred his anger to Jia Zhang!
At most, he could just ignore the blame, but it was different for Jia and Zhang. Even though so much time had passed, they were so aggrieved that they had to find someone to "vent" it out, right?

Jia Zhang, who has not returned yet, has been successfully tricked, and if she returns she may have to endure everyone's anger!

"This Jia Zhang is such a jerk, how could she lie to me?

I was really stupid, I believed Jia Zhang's lies, no wonder they called me Shazhu!"

Looking at the indignant He Yuzhu, everyone began to condemn Jia Zhang!

As for Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady, they had been forgotten by them intentionally or unintentionally!
Only Jia Dongxu was pinching him desperately, and it took a long time for Yi Zhonghai to wake up slowly!
That pale face shows that Yi Zhonghai was seriously injured and he needs several chickens to recover!
As for the deaf old lady, she woke up after a while, which was much better than Yi Zhonghai!
"Jia Zhang, you little bitch, just wait for me. I won't let you have an easy life!"

Jia Zhang, who was far away on a farm in the suburbs, had no idea that she had successfully shouldered everything and was still looking forward to the day when she would return home!

She will be able to go home in five days. The braised pork and steamed buns that only appeared in her dreams have been craving her for a long time!
I must take out Lao Jia's pension when I get out and reward myself well. I must grow back the lost weight!
Damn He Yuzhu, just wait for me. If you hadn’t reported it to the Military Control Commission, would I have endured this punishment?
If I don't make you, a fool who is unwanted by everyone, look bad, I'm not Jia Zhang!
The farce finally ended amid a chorus of condemnation. He Yuzhu went home, closed the door, lay on the bed, covered himself with the quilt and laughed wildly. He had been holding back his laughter for a long time and finally he could vent it!
He Yushui looked at his brother blankly. Are there so many funny things happening every day?

Yi Zhonghai returned home and lay on the kang with a pale face. He had suffered an unexpected disaster today!

I was planning to watch the fun, but ended up being successfully defeated by He Yuzhu by calling him "middle-aged widower" and "Uncle Yi widower"!
Isn't his biggest worry that he has no children? Today, He Yuzhu blatantly called him a childless person. It would be strange if he could bear it!
"Cuihua, do you think He Yuzhu knows what it means to have a family that is no longer in the family?"

"I don't know either. Logically, I don't know!
After all, even you wouldn't dare to offend so many people, right? Not to mention they are all well-known people in Siheyuan! Does Zhuzi have the courage to do that? "

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