Siheyuan: Pretend to be a Pig and Eat the Tiger

Chapter 99 "A Big Slap"

He Yuzhu controlled his temper, went to work honestly, and strolled around the street office every day. One day, Ganshi Qian finally came back exhausted!

"Zhu Zi is off work. You don't know, I went to the countryside to do research these days, but I was exhausted!"

"Hey, isn't this my brother Qian? I haven't seen you for a few days. I wonder if you have gone to the countryside!"

"Yes, Director Wang's arrangements are quite urgent!"

"Brother Qian, it's time to deal with the matter of that crazy woman. Don't let anything happen to her. If there's no problem, let her go!"

"Oh, Zhuzi, if you hadn't reminded me, I would have forgotten about this!

I'll go back and ask now, and if there's no problem I'll put it back!"

Secretary Qian was originally on his way home, but when he saw He Yuzhu, he started chatting with him!
Now that I remember this person, I will go back immediately to deal with this matter!
"Name!"

"Zhang Cuilan!"

"Home address!"

"No. 95, Nanluoguxiang, middle courtyard!"

"What? Are you from the Central Courtyard of Nanluoguxiang?"

"That's right, I am Jia Zhang from the Jia family. You can go and ask her!"

Jia Zhang is very honest now. She has understood a truth during this period of time: she may not suffer any loss if she confronts the people in the Siheyuan, but she will definitely suffer any loss if she confronts these people!
She originally heard from others that the organization was very kind to ordinary people. After personal experience, she found that kindness might be different for different people. At least she didn't feel that they were kind, and she suffered a lot during this period!
She herself doesn't even think about her own identity. Her identity is an unidentified person who is undergoing reform and causing trouble. How can she be kind to such a person?

You are still so arrogant and domineering after entering the country. Anyone would wonder, what kind of person are you outside?
Everyone has feelings and their own emotional side!
Secretary Qian was surprised when he heard this. How could Zhuzi not know Jia Zhang? That was for sure!
"You're still not telling the truth? I entered Courtyard No. 95 and found you arguing with He Yuzhu. If you were Jia Zhang, how could He Yuzhu not recognize you? It seems you still want to sober up!"

"I am really Jia Zhang. I am in a labor camp. I am reformer No. ***. You can ask. As for why Yan Bugui and Sha Zhu didn't recognize me, I don't know!"

After hearing what Jia Zhang said so clearly, Secretary Qian went out and made a phone call to verify it. He learned that the reformed personnel No. *** was indeed Jia Zhang, and the time when he was released also matched the time when He Yuzhu had a conflict!
Qian was confused. If He Yuzhu pretended not to recognize her and chose to take revenge on Jia Zhang, what would Yan Bugui say? Did Yan Bugui also take revenge on Jia Zhang? This doesn't make sense!

Secretary Qian then walked out of the backyard, ready to let He Yuzhu take a look. Just as he was about to go out, he saw He Yuzhu chatting animatedly with the old man who opened the door!

Secretary Qian smiled and shook his head. He still couldn't adapt to the old Beijing people's habit of bragging and chatting!

"Uncle Li, Zhuzi, are you chatting?"

"Brother Qian, is it over so soon?"

"Zhu Zi, come with me to take a look. She said she is Jia Zhang from your compound!"

"Fuck, that's impossible. How could I not recognize Jia Zhang, that fat and big-eared lady?"

"What? You said Jia Zhang was fat and had big ears?"

"That's right, he's as fat as a pig, and Uncle Li knows him too!"

"Yes, Zhuzi is right, Jia Zhang is famous for being fat in Nanluoguxiang!
My goodness, in this age when people can’t even get enough to eat, he’s still so fat, it’s hard not to recognize him!”

Director Qian seemed to have found the reason why he didn't recognize Yan Bugui and He Yuzhu. The unkempt hair and dirty face were one thing, but the most important thing was that he couldn't connect the thin body with the fat head and big ears!

"Renovation of the farm? I'm from the Nanluoguxiang Street Office!"

"Hello, I'm at the transformation farm!"

"I would like to verify the details of the reformed personnel of No. ***..."

"Hold on!"

The person on the other end was also impatient. When he heard that Secretary Qian wanted to know about Jia Zhang's situation, he immediately hung up the phone and called for help!
"Hello, I am quite familiar with Jia Zhang's situation. What do you want to know?"

"Hello, can you describe to me Jia Zhang's appearance when she came to your farm for renovation?"

"Fat! Fat head, big ears, broad back and strong waist!"

"What happens after the renovation is completed?"

"Well, like a normal person now!"

Secretary Qian felt that the female comrade on the other end of the phone was very proud when she answered. I wonder if it was an illusion!
"Did anyone visit Jia Zhang during the transformation period?"

"No, we refuse family visits for short-term rehabilitation!"

"Okay, thank you!"

"goodbye!"

There should be no problem with this, this is definitely Jia Zhang!

Based on the prison number, this has been basically confirmed. Combined with what He Yuzhu and Uncle Li said, it can be confirmed that this is Jia Zhang!
Obese people in this era are indeed rare, almost non-existent. It is quite a wonder that Jia Zhang can be so fat despite being from an ordinary family!
"Jia Zhang, you can go now. Remember, don't cause trouble when you go back. Be an honest person and don't go back for reform!"

"Oh okay, I know!"

Jia Zhang couldn't wait to leave this place, and she would agree to anything Qian said!
At this time, He Yuzhu had already returned home. It would be bad if he ran into Jia Zhang at the gate of the street office. Who knows if this crazy woman would start cursing in the street!
Does He Yuzhu have no face left? There are many pedestrians on the street, and he can't afford to lose face!
When Jia Zhang walked to the gate of the courtyard, she saw Jia Dongxu who had been searching for her in vain!
Jia Dongxu never gave up looking for Jia Zhang. He remembered how Jia Zhang had raised him with great difficulty after his father, Lao Jia, passed away, so he swore to find his mother!

"Son, I miss you so much!"

Jia Zhang's feelings of grievance began to surge up in her heart, and she rushed towards Jia Dongxu, wanting to hug her son and cry!
Jia Dongxu was in a bad mood because his mother still hadn't been found. As time went by, many people thought that the chances of finding Jia Zhangshi was almost gone, and discussions like "it's very possible that she has disappeared" began to appear in their minds!
Jia Dongxu was in grief all the time, but he did not give up and believed that no news was the best news!

Suddenly he heard someone calling his son. He looked up and found a dirty, disheveled, thin woman rushing towards him and trying to hug him!
Jia Dongxu was furious. How could he tolerate this? He absolutely could not tolerate this. How could one recognize a son casually?

"Snapped"

Jia Dongxu slapped the person in the face, causing him to stagger!

"Dongxu, what's going on?"

"Uncle, this beggar from nowhere pretended to be my mother and tried to hug me!"

"Oh!" Yan Bugui lost interest after hearing what Jia Dongxu said. He turned his head and glanced at the person. Isn't this the woman who broke into the courtyard that day?

"Why are you here again? You should behave yourself since you were released by the neighborhood office. If you come here to cause trouble, I'll send you to jail if you don't leave!"

Jia Zhangshi didn't hear Yan Bugui's "warning". She was so shocked by Jia Dongxu's slap that she couldn't recover!
Jia Dongxu has always been very filial. Even if she gets into trouble, his son will solve it quietly!

At most he would complain afterwards, but today he actually attacked her. Is he still her son?

"Dongxu, I'm your mother, how could you do that?"

"I'll make you my mother!"

Jia Dongxu roared and rushed forward again, slapping Jia Zhang twice. The depression caused by Jia Zhang's disappearance was relieved a lot. He wanted to kick her twice more but was stopped by Yan Bugui!
"Dongxu, just teach him a lesson, don't let anything happen, that's enough!"

"Wow, I won't live any longer. The son I raised with so much difficulty actually attacked me!
You really have forgotten your mother after getting a wife. Old Jia, please come down and take me away. I can't live anymore!
You old fool left so early, leaving me to suffer this!"

Jia Dongxu calmed down when he heard someone shouting like that. Why did it feel so familiar?
"Shut up, how could I not recognize my mother? My mother is so fat, look at you, how do you look like my mother? That's not the way to pretend!"

"Yan Bugui, Yan Laokou, don't you know me?"

"I really don't know you!"

"You said that I was arrested by the street office. Was it you who did it?

That’s right, it was you, the stingy old man, who did it. I’m telling you, I’m not done with you!”

The more Jia Dongxu listened, the more familiar it sounded. This was Jia Zhang's style, but it was too fucking magical!

"Are you really my mother?"

"I..."

Seeing Jia Dongxu questioning her again, she really couldn't explain it. She didn't want to lose weight!
"Go, bring me a basin of water!"

"Oh!"

Jia Dongxu ran to the middle courtyard, found the foot basin at home, fetched water and ran out. What if it wasn't him? Seeing the dirty appearance, he was disgusted!

Jia Zhang was eager to prove her identity, so she didn't care whether it was a foot basin or a face basin. She worked like a tiger to wash the dirt off her face, and Jia Zhang's face was revealed!

Triangular eyes, a sarcastic mouth, and a sour and mean aura coming towards you, isn't that exactly what Jia Zhang looks like!

No wonder, when Jia Zhang was scolding He Yuzhu, her voice was fine. But after being detained for several days by the Subdistrict Office and having tried both begging for mercy and scolding, her throat became extremely dry and her voice changed!

The most important thing is his skinny appearance, coupled with Jia Dongxu's rage, countless possibilities have led to the current situation!
"mother!"

"Son!"

The touching scene of mother and son meeting and crying together was played out in front of Yan Bugui, but at this time he was no longer in the mood to watch the show!
It was confirmed that the crazy woman that day was Jia Zhang, but he was in big trouble now. He knew very well how difficult Jia Zhang was to deal with, and he was at a loss!
After crying for a long time, the mother and son finally calmed down. Jia Dongxu supported Jia Zhang and walked home!

"Old Yan, let's settle our accounts slowly. I have plenty of time!"

After saying that, she picked a handful of green onions as she passed by Yan Bugui's house. Although Yan Bugui felt pained, he did not dare to stop her, for fear that Jia Zhang would go crazy and ruin his "vegetable garden"!
Yan Bugui's family
"Old Yan, what's wrong? You look so sad!"

"Ruihua, is Jia Zhang back?"

Yang Ruihua looked at Yan Bugui in disbelief. For so many days, everyone thought he was dead outside, but they didn’t expect this person to appear again!

Seeing Yan Bugui nod, Yang Ruihua sat back down!

"Come back if you want, why are you looking so sad?"

"Hey, do you know where Jia Zhang went?"

"Where did you go?"

"Go to the street office!"

"Just go there. Wait a minute, you mean the cell of the subdistrict office?"

"That's right!"

Yan Bugui nodded dejectedly. His wife must have guessed it!

"Could it be the one from a few days ago?"

"Alas, it's that crazy woman. I, Yan Bugui, was so smart all my life, but I got into such a big trouble just because of a few shallots. I feel so disappointed just thinking about it!"

"I didn't recognize him either. Besides, you are fulfilling your duties as the steward. What else can Jia Zhang do?"

"Ruihua, do you expect Jia Zhang to be reasonable? She is a rude and troublesome person! Alas..."

"If she dares to cause trouble, we will call a meeting for the whole hospital. Things are different now. You are the one in charge. Do your job well. She didn't say she was Jia Zhang that day!

The most important thing is that the only person who can speak for her is Yi Zhonghai. Now that Yi Zhonghai is no longer the boss, I wonder who will speak for her! "

Yang Ruihua thought for a long time. She was also worried about Jia Zhang. This crazy woman could sit at your doorstep and curse all day long, so everyone avoided her and dared not to provoke Jia Zhang!

Since she had already provoked him, she had to find a way to resolve it. It was a good opportunity to see if the steward was capable of controlling Jia Zhang. On the one hand, she was pregnant and did not dare to fight with Jia Zhang.

The fact that Yan Bugui considers himself a scholar is one thing, but whether a fight between a man and a woman is pleasant or not is another!

Now that we have the system of a manager, neighborhood disputes fall within the scope of the manager’s work. If the manager can’t resolve them, the worst that can happen is that he can report it to the neighborhood office!
She didn't believe it when she saw whether Jia Zhang dared to act arrogantly in front of the subdistrict office. Could it be that her family would be so prosperous forever?

When Yan Bugui heard this, he felt that what his wife Yang Ruihua said made sense. He had provoked Jia Zhang just to fulfill his duties, and He Yuzhu was also scolded by Jia Zhang. This was reliable!

If you are making trouble, I will hold a general meeting of all staff; if you have the "spiritual summoning method", I will hold a general meeting of the whole institute; if you have... , I will still have a general meeting of the whole institute!

It's the end of the month, brothers, let's go to the monthly ticket! Thank you all!
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(End of this chapter)