I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network

Chapter 21 The disease often occurs in spring.
On the barrage.

Bunny: "When a man puts his hands on the back of his head while he's against you, it means he's hurt someone before." I learned that.

Orange: "I haven't talked about it, but now I know that I have to protect my head when doing a wall-dong."

ZZZTY: “Hahaha, I’m learning now.”

Floating Fish: "Remember, brothers, when you hurt others, hide yourself."

The stream flows: "You have to learn and apply this flexibly. If you have no experience, protect her. If you have experience, let her feel pain."

Cha Cha: "So the more comfortable you are with someone and the more experience you have, the less reliable they are? Is it true that there are no people who are born with an eye for detail?"

Bu Qingnuo: "That kind of thing is not your turn. Think about how many times you have had good luck since you were a child?"

Cha Cha: “It hurts, sister.

Ivy: "Those who can pay attention to details may not be, but those who notice every detail must be."

Xiao Wan: "It's just that listening to the military advisor's lessons more often can help you grow your brain."

.........

"I see, so I should choose Mr. B, right, Military Advisor?"

Lin Feng shook his head: "Although B looks honest, he is cunning. Going to the park on a date is just for fun. I don't want to spend a dime!"

"Sister, I suggest you get in touch with her more. Next time you go to the mall on a date, we don't necessarily have to buy anything, but we have to see how she behaves."

Well. . .

Candy: "Hahaha, the military advisor burned the young lady's CPU."

Yaoyao: "Girl: Should I choose A or B? Military Advisor: You should choose C."

Cute Face Man: "Mr. B: You are the only one who talks too much."

Whale Fall: “Hahahahahaha.”

.........

"@Military Advisor, you lost contact with your crush after meeting him/her. What's the reason?"

Raymond Lam: "I didn't like you!"

The online chat was quite ambiguous, but it was obviously a scam when we met in real life.

Or maybe when you were on a date, he or she might be dissatisfied with one of your actions.

.........

"@Military Advisor, if you won 2000 million, but your girlfriend is sick and needs 1999 million, what would you do?"

Raymond Lam: "I will give her a big treat!"

puff~
Hahaha,
It’s okay to do it on a large scale.

It must be sent off in a dignified manner.

The military advisor is kind and righteous!
.........

"Military Advisor, my husband keeps telling me about his past with his ex-girlfriend before going to bed. What should I do?"

Raymond Lam: "Tell him about your friendship with him."

Hahahaha,

I laughed so hard!
Don't say it, it's quite exciting to think about it~
.........

"Military Advisor, you are so handsome and have high emotional intelligence, why don't you find a rich woman to marry?"

Lin Feng: "It's no use trying to persuade me about this. You have to persuade her."

Hahaha,
Military Advisor: Do you think I don’t want to? Mainly, I don’t!

Can't laugh anymore.

.........

"Military Advisor, give me a woman and I can create a nation."

Lin Feng: "I want to give you an old sow."

puff~
Hahahahaha.

You are so awesome, why don’t you lower the price of pork?
Hahaha, nothing wrong.

.........

Hey~
"Hello, anchor!"

The voice is very young, that of a little boy.

Raymond Lam: "Hello, brother, are you having any difficulties in your relationship?"

"Host, my situation is similar to that of the girl just now. I also met two girls and I don't know how to choose.

Lin Feng was stunned and thought to himself, why not change the live broadcast room to a fishing show?

Why are they still happening one after another?

Endless.

"Anchor, I have a second question. If I choose Miss B, I'm afraid of losing and becoming a clown. What should I do?"

Haha, I have already been assigned a number.

Pretty cool, man.

"bring it on!"

Lin Feng picked up the blackboard, drew a girl, and said, "Let me talk about your Miss A first." "I met Miss A at school. I met her while reading in the library. We chatted for two days and I felt that her values ​​and my worldview were quite compatible. We were quite suitable for marriage."

Raymond Lam: "That's awesome buddy, we got married after just two days of chatting."

"Hehe, I just think long-term."

"and then?"

"Then I confessed my feelings to her, but she didn't seem to have any feelings for me and said it would be better for us to just be strangers. So I..."

stop!
Buddy, stop first!
The more Lin Feng listened, the more confused he became.

"So you confessed your feelings to the other person, and he rejected you and made it clear that you might as well just be a stranger?"

"Yes!"

"Go to hell, get out of here."

I was thinking long term, and I almost believed it.

Are you thinking far ahead?
You're just wishful thinking!

There are two girls and I don’t know how to choose?
You really don’t know how to lick!

"I'm telling you, buddy, you have no right to choose. This is pure fantasy."

Well....

On the barrage.

"After chatting for two days, I felt that our values ​​were quite compatible" "Suitable for marriage"...

Lazy: "Military Advisor heard it wrong, he clearly said "Suitable for Marriage Fraud"

Little Butterfly: "Hahahaha, I'm laughing like crazy."

Xiao Wan: "What he meant by the three views are in line with each other, does it mean that when he speaks, the girl replies: Yes, yes, yes, you are right."

Qingti: "There is a saying that if you feel comfortable chatting with someone, it means that person is being tolerant and accepting of you. Is this man too confident?"

The stream flows: "This guy is interesting. He wants to marry her after just a few words. If we talk a little more, has he already thought of a name for the child?"

Huazhu: "Girl: Chatted for a few words. Boy: Got it!"

Duosun: "Hahahahaha, mysterious confidence."

.........

"Anchor, how about you help me take a look at Miss B again."

"Go ahead."

"Miss B and I met at the driving school, and we both had a crush on each other, but we went to different schools, and I was afraid I would be a clown."

Lin Feng looked doubtful: "Are you sure that the other person has a good impression of you?"

"Sure, she left me her WeChat."

Raymond Lam: "What did you talk about?"

"The friend I added two days ago is still waiting for verification."

"What the hell..."

Lin Feng gritted his teeth and took a deep breath, "Brother, you don't have to choose, and don't be afraid of being a clown, because you are a clown now."

"Get out of here now."

Well....

On the barrage.

Milky white Yukiko: "I know two girls at the same time, but I don't know which one to harass."

Wind Chaser: "No, brother, your online name is wrong!"

Ku Zhou: "I am dying of laughter. When they opened their mouths, I thought two women were desperately chasing after him."

Wu Meizi: "What kind of strength is that? You even ordered some food..."

Puppy Eats Fish: "Hahahahahaha, this is the first time I've felt a man's confidence so intuitively."

Tuituiya: "Before listening: those who are suffering from drought will die of drought, and those who are suffering from floods will die of floods. After listening: I don't know which one to bother."

Yi Qiu: "No kidding, give me some confidence, I really need it."

Xiao Wa: "Hahaha, it's against the will of heaven."

.........

"Dude, hurry up and go to the hospital to get an appointment. You are sick and need treatment!"

"Pure peach blossom madness!"

Lin Feng hung up the microphone in annoyance.

Director of the mentally retarded asylum: "@Military Advisor, don't worry, we have already sent a car."

Calm: “Hahahahaha…”

Suiyuan: "If you don't understand, just ask, what is peach blossom crazy?"

Meng Qiqi: "It means that I feel that I am the most handsome or beautiful in the world, and all the opposite sex like me. Even if the other party clearly rejects me, I still think that the other party is embarrassed to agree to me because of face."

Xinxin: "This disease often occurs in spring, commonly known as spring fever."

Chu Nancheng: "After watching Love Brain, I watched Peach Blossom Crazy, hahahaha."

(End of this chapter)