Chapter 31 Money is for girls to see, not to spend

Xiao Taozi: "I like watching the military advisor's live broadcast. I feel much more cheerful after watching it."

Kiki: "It's easy to fall in love if you watch it too much."

Xiao Tanya: "I like to watch it too."

Youzi: "Question: The boy who has a crush on me talks to me every night and doesn't care about me during the day. Please help me solve this problem."

The stream flows: "Find someone to chat with during the day and not care about at night."

Little Wolf Cub: "Perfect, flawless."

Hahahahaha.

.........

The comments are so funny that people are going crazy.

The man said in a muffled voice, "Actually, I knew it a long time ago. The last time I went to see her, I secretly looked through her phone and found that she ordered a game to play with someone. She sent those selfies not only to me, but also to the person she played with."

Raymond Lam: “Dude, think about it another way, she sent a selfie to someone else and also sent it to you.

why?
It’s true love!

Well....

.........

"Change Your Mindset" and "True Love"

Hahahaha.

Little Mushroom: "She sent a selfie to someone else and also sent it to you. She is really serious. I am crying."

Qiqi: "Want to know what this kind of woman's mentality is? Sending a selfie to two people to enjoy double the happiness?"

Brother Hao: "Raise fish!"

The stream flows: "I think what the military advisor said is not big enough. You can open your mind a little more. If she posts on WeChat Moments, wouldn't all men be able to see it? But she only posted on you two. What does that mean? She really is... I'm crying!"

Hahahahaha.

.........

"Actually, I didn't get mad at her for this. I thought we had been together for a long time and didn't want to break up. But on February 2th, Valentine's Day, she broke up with me. I really couldn't understand it. Military Advisor, please analyze it for me."

Raymond Lam: "What's there to analyze? Let me ask you, did you give her a gift on Valentine's Day?"

"I took her out for dinner."

Raymond Lam: "That means I didn't send any gifts."

"Well...well, I guess I didn't send it."

Still?

Ha ha.

Lin Feng: "The woman you don't spoil has someone else spoiling her for you. Playing with her will definitely give her a gift on this day. The difference after this kind of comparison is immediately apparent."

"Dude, you've been taken advantage of."

"Military Advisor, you are absolutely right."

"I later found out that a few days after Valentine's Day, she took a train to go and meet that playmate."

"When she came back, I confronted her. She didn't show any apology at all and kept saying it was my fault. I asked her to swear in front of the video whether she slept or not, and she said she did."

"I just said goodbye to her at that time."

puff~
This made Lin Feng laugh.

The Farewell

What a niche text.

"I didn't sleep much for two months after that. At one point my blood pressure went up to 160 and my heart rate went down to 150."

Raymond Lam: "That's pretty cool bro, this didn't explode?"

Well....

Lin Feng: "You should be more open-minded. Your girlfriend has mistaken the companionship of playing with you as love. In fact, the other party is making money while also seeking sex."

"They're fruitless!"

"Hearing what the military advisor said, I feel much better. But, military advisor, I still have a question."

Lin Feng: “Speak.”

"Her current WeChat profile picture and signature still maintain her miserable persona. In fact, I have the evidence video and her selfies. I have created a separate PPT for them. I think..."

Before the other party could finish his words, Lin Feng interrupted him: "Brother, leave some space for us so that we can meet again in the future."

"You don't want her to be unwanted in the end and come back to haunt you, do you?" "Yes, yes, the military advisor is right."

"Okay, let's go down then."

Having said that, Lin Feng hung up the microphone.

On the barrage

Rainbow: "Goodbye, Brother", hahahaha."

Nanxi: "What should I do? I kind of want to see the PPT he made."

Little girl: "I want to see it too, hahaha."

Yi Qiu: "I suggest that a deposit for cheating in relationships be popularized nationwide."

Brother Lingguang: "Both parties should pay 10 yuan each, don't pay alone."

Deep Winter: “You understand margin, hahahaha.”

People were still joking on the public screen, and everyone thought Brother Yongbie was very funny.

Lin Feng glanced at the backstage, and after confirming that the other party had left the live broadcast room, he said to his fans: "You don't really think this guy is simple, do you?"

As soon as these words were spoken, the live broadcast room fell silent.

"Military Advisor, what do you mean?"

Lin Feng took a puff of his cigarette and sneered, "If a normal person wants to surprise someone, they can just say they gave him a gift. This guy first said he was bargaining for his girlfriend, and only when I asked him back did he add that he also paid for it. It's obviously an attempt to make up for it, so the authenticity of his words is questionable."

"The second thing is the deposit for the affair. Both parents were present at the time. 10 yuan? Is that really a deposit? Think about it carefully."

"Also, for someone who even gives meals as gifts on Valentine's Day, I don't believe there will be any romantic surprises in daily life."

After Lin Feng finished speaking, the barrage of comments went viral.

Traveling around the world: "I was wondering what was so strange about this guy. He is not a good person."

Squid skewers: "Yeah, if he really paid, the normal logic should be that I often give my girlfriend small surprise gifts, so why would I say I helped bargain? This is just trying to cover up the truth."

Sister Jixue: "This man lied half of what he said. I was stunned and my brain almost couldn't keep up."

Mei Daren: "Both parents are present, and we are talking about 10 yuan, isn't that the betrothal gift?"

Nanxi: "The girl is already 30, and her parents are a bit anxious. They want the two of them to get engaged first, and the boy wants to finish his postgraduate studies before getting married."

Xiao Xingyun: "Fuck! He said the betrothal gift was a deposit for cheating on his partner. This guy is really good at talking nonsense."

Let's count the stars together: "He has a strong desire for revenge and has prepared a lot of evidence to expose. If the military advisor hadn't stopped him, this guy would definitely have ruined the girl's reputation."

Ah San: "Oh my god, this guy is pretty scary."

Don’t drink Coke: “You have no looks, no money, no emotional value, what does she want from you?”

Xiaojiang: "It's just for sadness."

Dawn: "I don't take a shower."

Hahahaha.

.........

Lin Feng picked up the small blackboard and knocked on it, saying, "Brothers, I'd like to share some knowledge with you all. In a relationship, a boy's appearance or his dress are not the biggest demerits. The biggest demerits are those who are calculative, rich but stingy."

"The military advisor has told everyone before that you don't need to spend a lot of money while dating, but you must have some dating expenses, such as eating and drinking milk tea, and giving small surprises during festivals."

"If you don't even pay this little bit of money, you don't know what these girls will say about you behind your back. There's no need for us to put up with this humiliation. We don't need this little bit of money."

"Right, brothers."

After Lin Feng finished speaking, the style of the barrage suddenly changed.

A group of old babies, led by Xiao Hetang, were the first to speak out on this matter.

"You can show your heart, but you can't show your money."

"Where would the money come from if I wasn't stingy? So you want to spend my money just because you're dating me, right?"

"Why? Love is mutual. Correct the last sentence. Both men and women have to pay for the relationship expenses."

"Yes, military advisor, you can't be sexist!"

"It's okay for me to spend money, and ask the girls to exchange it for a good attitude."

"That's right. No one buys trouble with money. Guys, go buy a lottery ticket and we'll give it to you as a thank you for your patronage."

"Money is for girls to see, not to spend."

"But then again, there can be a little surprise. I can just help her bargain. I'm good at that."

Hahahahahahaha...

(End of this chapter)

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