I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network

Chapter 35 I am your mentor Tian Bin. May I ask what kind of anchor you are?
After Lin Feng finished speaking, the barrage of comments exploded.

Emo beast: "We agreed to be lickers together, why are you talking about deep affection?"

Don’t eat apples: “It’s not attractive at all. I still like to be a licker.”

Wang Chuyuan: "She spit that day, and I mixed it with water and drank it for three months."

Little Bear: "Dude, you're not just a dog licker, you're a real dog!"

Hahahahaha.

Weird details: "Bao, go to military training, then you can become a military dog."

puff~
I laughed my ass off.

Wu Yuan: "I think the military advisor is right. What attracts me most about those girls is their legs."

Mi-chan: "Is it possible that it's not attraction, you're just lustful?"

Hahahaha, the truth is out.

Tuji: "If you hesitate, you will lose. If you are sincere, you will give it away in vain. If you like a girl, look at her eyes first. If she doesn't look at you, look at her legs."

"What if she looks at you too?"

"Wait until she stops looking at me before looking at her legs."

"What if she keeps looking at you?"

"I just asked her if she liked me, and asked for her WeChat!"

"Is it coming?"

"No, they said I was a subordinate."

Hahahahaha.

.........

The old kids didn't get out of the game, and the group of newbies had a great time.

Lin Feng couldn't help but shook his head.

He lamented that this group of netizens was the most unserious one he had ever taught.

Just about to connect to the next microphone,

The public screen flashed.
split into two.

"Hehe, I'm your mentor Tian Bin. May I ask what kind of anchor you are?"

A man wearing a straw hat and a gray coat suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room.

Lin Feng was stunned and blurted out.

"My ye!"

Video interrupted.

The public screen returned to normal again.

The barrage instantly floated across the screen.

???

Xiaolin: "What are you doing?"

CyPunk: "It seems to be Tian Bin. I have seen him before."

A Ce: "Is it Tian Bin, the mentor who said my father is the richest man and my aunt is the official one?"

Xiao Wan: “Haha, that’s him.”

Yaoyao: "Did you listen carefully to what the military advisor just said?"

The stream flows: "It seems to be 'my tender father'..."

puff~
Hahahahaha.

.........

Hey~
The public screen flashed.
Split into two again.

Lin Feng was stunned. Still coming?

Then Tian Bin slammed the table in anger and shouted, "You bastard, I see you are young, but you are so rude, you are such a bastard. What did you say just now? Apologize to me!"

Raymond Lam was happy.

Look at my mouth shape.

"He tui~"

The video connection was disconnected again.

Fei Yu: "Hahaha, Teacher Tian is really pissed off. The military advisor is really naughty."

Dou Xiaodou: "The other side is confused."

Brother Shiguang: "Please help Tian Bin with his psychological trauma. Hahahaha"

.........

Hey~
Depend on,
Come again.

"You, you, you...you are going too far. What's your attitude?" Tian Bin slammed the table in anger.

But this guy changed his face faster than turning the pages of a book. The next second he smiled and said, "Haha, young man, I think you and I are destined to be together. How about a PK?"

Lin Feng clicked on the other party’s homepage and took a look.

Popularity 1500+
Even worse than me!
What a slap in the face.

Besides, Lin Feng’s live broadcast room has just started to pick up, and playing PK will only make him lose his goodwill, so let’s just forget it.

"Young man, what kind of anchor are you?"

Tian Bin noticed that although the traffic in Lin Feng’s live broadcast room was not large, the activity of the fans was surprisingly high.

So I started to be polite, hoping to gain some fans.

Lin Feng smiled and said, "I'm in the service business. Teacher Tian Bin, do you want to give it a try?" Tian Bin raised his eyebrows and said with a lecherous expression, "What services do you provide?"

Lin Feng: "I have popularity service, like service, follow service, and course service. Which one do you need?"

cut!
Tian Bin waved his sleeves and said uninterestedly: "I don't need any service."

Lin Feng shook his finger, "I think you are missing a course because you are not perfect enough."

"Asshole, I feel like you are insulting me, there is something else you are saying."

Lin Feng: "Don't be impatient, son. Listen to what your father says first, okay?"

"you you you……"

Without waiting for Tian Bin to get angry, Lin Feng asked directly: "Have you been having back pain recently, and are you feeling tired all the time?"

Huh?
how do you know?

(Nonsense, who doesn’t have back pain when doing live streaming?)
Lin Feng: "Because you have kidney deficiency."

Tian Bin rolled his eyes: "Yeah, I felt weak when I saw you."

Lin Feng waved his hand: "I'm not kidding you, you have kidney yang deficiency, and a little kidney yin deficiency, you may not be able to pee soon."

Well. . .

.........

"Kidney Yang Deficiency" "Kidney Yin Deficiency" "You may not be able to pee soon"

What the hell!

What the hell is not being able to pee!

Hahahaha.

"Tian Bin's smile gradually disappeared."

"The smile disappearing technique."

"I was eating. I almost couldn't help myself."

Hahahahaha.

.........

"Asshole, show some respect to me. Let me tell you, I, Tian Bin, am very powerful. First of all, I am well-known on this platform. Also, do you know who my father is?"

Raymond Lam: "Far away in the horizon, yet close at hand, it's me."

"You, you, you... this is ridiculous! Let me tell you, my dad is the richest man in Shanghai. Do you know who my aunt is? My aunt is well-known on the platform. No one has more fans than her."

Raymond Lam: "If I'm not mistaken, your aunt is the official one."

"Oh, young people are still smart. Yes, my aunt is the official."

"I'm just asking you if you accept it."

Lin Feng: "I give in. Okay, let me tell you the truth. Actually, I am not a service provider. I am an emotional anchor."

Emotional anchor?

This type of anchor is rare.

"Young man, how about you help me with this? I do have some emotional issues here."

Lin Feng: “Tell me about it.”

"Well, I haven't been very successful in this area. I've been divorced twice, and both wives ran away. The first wife ran away with a man from Zhejiang, and the second wife ran away with a man from Henan.

Oh, now I don’t want to talk about love anymore, the pain of love is really too bitter.”

This thing sounds like bullshit.

Lin Feng didn't indulge him: "To be honest, if you look like this, it would be strange if your wife didn't run away."

"You...you...you little brat, how dare you!"

Raymond Lam: "I didn't mean that. I actually meant that your marriage is unhappy, and it's mainly related to your name."

"What happened to my name?"

"It's unlucky. I suggest you change it."

"Change what?"

Lin Feng pretended to think about it, and suddenly said: "I got it, from now on you will call me mentor Tian Boyi."

"What do you mean?"

Raymond Lam: "Taste it carefully."

After saying that, Lin Feng hung up the video call again.

On the barrage.

Tease you: "What do you mean, brothers?"

Mr. Xu: "You taste, Tian Boyi, Boyi, b,i"

Feng Guiqu: "Ah? Hahahaha."

Stranger: "Tian Bin's head must be buzzing. The military advisor has fooled Tian Bin."

Xiao Wan: "Tian Bin met a military advisor and couldn't explain himself clearly."

Youyou: "Who has the Douyin account of the other side? This little thing is so funny."

Half Hao: "I want to show some fatherly love on behalf of the military advisor."

Xingchen: "Brother, take me with you."

I am coming too!
The stream flows: "Tian Bin: My father can rival a country."

Hahahahaha.

“I laughed so hard!”

(End of this chapter)