I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network

Woman: "But I have another question. I feel so depressed now. I am wasting my energy every day."

Lin Feng: "Okay, okay, didn't I tell you just now? You are fighting internally because you have no friends and no life of your own.

You have to step out first and have your own circle, then you won’t be wasting time internally.

When I have my own value, why should I endure your anger?
People are like this.”

Woman: "But I came from my hometown and lived here with him. I don't have any friends and I haven't been anywhere to play."

Lin Feng: "Okay, stop complaining, listen to my answer, don't keep talking about your grievances.

All your grievances will disappear as your social circle expands and your online friends increase.

Believe me, those uncles on the Internet like people like you.

You are the new internet celebrity.

Would you like to listen to my advice?"

. . . . . .

On the barrage

“A new internet celebrity, hahahaha.”

"Listen to big brother, really. If you are praised, you won't waste your energy. Be confident."

"My mother-in-law lip-syncs and uses beauty filters, so many people comment on it (laughing to death)."

"My mom is the same, she posts this kind of stuff every day, she has 10,000 followers and they are all old uncles (grin)."

I'm a fool.

"Suddenly I remembered my few comments. No, I have to change my username to: Lonely White Fox (dog head)."

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Woman: "Okay, don't worry, brother. I'll listen to your advice."

okay,

Go down.

After hanging up the microphone, Lin Feng took a puff of cigarette and said, "This thing is very simple, just don't let him trust you too much.
100 yuan for 5000 previews will allow 5000 big brothers in the same city to see you.

The beauty sings really beautifully,
The beauty is alone.

There will always be this kind of Big Brother asking you questions.

I said, uncles are multi-talented, and sometimes you really have to admire them.

What could you do to pick up girls like we did when we were young?

It’s just a beautiful girl adding me on WeChat and saying, “You look like my ex-girlfriend, can we get to know each other?”

The most you can do is rant like this.

But the middle-aged big brother is different. Middle-aged and old age are the right age to write poetry.

I'm not lying to you.
If you can find the Douyin video posted by the middle-aged aunt, all the works below are the poems written by the uncle.

I'll give you a complete set.

And he wrote that first word poem just for you.

Just put the first letters together and you get his Douyin ID, for example, I love so-and-so.

He wrote a poem and posted it in that comment section, can you bear it?"

. . . . .

On the barrage

“Middle-aged and elderly people are the age to write poetry (laughing and crying)”

“Writing poetry for you hahahahaha.”

"Family, I didn't believe it and even searched it, but it's the truth (laughing)."

Attached below is a screenshot.

In the picture, a middle-aged lady is wearing a short skirt and black stockings, dancing happily.

In the comment section, a user named Lonely Wolf gave a poem:
She has a charming figure and beautiful appearance.
It's like a fresh flower blooming.

Her beauty is better than that of a concubine,
Being loved by everyone makes people intoxicated.

"I'm such a network genius (covering my face)."

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

"This guy just shows off and brags in the live broadcast room. It's boring to leave."

Lin Feng saw a prominent comment, took a puff of cigarette and said, "Showing off is just a form, sometimes we can't just look at the surface of things.

To be honest, in the current environment, what principles are you talking about? What ideas are you trying to instill in others? No one will listen to your profound discussions.

Do you understand?
Now no one likes to listen to you preaching, they just like to listen to me talk about something sexy and fun.

On the contrary, this kind of traffic is very high.

Because now everyone has returned to the entertainment attribute.

For example, in the early days of Douyin, people used this software to see a lot of scenery, listen to a lot of good songs, or take videos with background music.
It’s very simple, just share the beautiful life.

But later we gradually began to focus on content, and later on quality. We said we would abandon low-quality videos, and we would watch high-quality videos on Douyin.
We must learn to think, learn to reflect, learn to introspect, and learn to look within.

and then,
It's annoying to keep going through all this trouble.

Chicken soup today, success theory tomorrow.

Oh shit,

I didn't learn anything, just a lot of anxiety.

I'd better just go online for some entertainment and have some fun.

So now people don't study anymore, and now people are returning to the entertainment attribute,

I go online just to have fun.

I read novels just for fun, it's the same principle.

Just like the sister-in-law just now, I can also analyze her husband with her seriously. Maybe he is cheating on her and has someone else outside.

Or maybe I'm just simply lazy and have no interest in life.

So what do you think is the point of me saying this?

They are nothing but trivial matters of life.

You won't be happy to hear it, and the key is that it can't solve your sister-in-law's actual problem.

Then I will change the way, I will let her wear black stockings or shoot short videos, but in fact, this is just a form.

A representation.

Can you understand?

I’m not really asking her to become an internet celebrity and flirt with Big Brother.

I said, she can also go to the gym or make friends.

Regardless, the core remains unchanged.

I just told her in a different way that the problem was not with her husband, but with herself.

She lost herself in life.

Only when she finds herself and puts her focus back on herself will she have many choices.

I offer a way of thinking.

Can you understand?

Maybe my statement sounds funny, but don’t you think I’m helping my sister-in-law resolve internal friction?”

. . . . . .

On the barrage

"Who the hell said that big brother was showing off (angry)."

"Big Brother is really using a lighthearted and humorous way to inspire and help everyone (pen refills)."

"I have to say it, brother really talked about Douyin thoroughly."

"Really, I used to follow a lot of people who were studying, but I unfollowed them all a while ago. They were a mess, and in the end they were all selling things. It's better to listen to music and watch the big brother's live broadcast. They are funny and humorous, and you can really learn something."

Support big brother!

. . . . . .

Lin Feng: “But having said that, I still have to explain the truth to everyone when it’s time.

For example, I just gave some advice to my sister-in-law, and now I have two words to say to my eldest brother.

The eldest brother may have gone out drinking and couldn’t hear you, but it’s the same when he talks to the brothers in the live broadcast room.

You must be good to your significant other.

Some old guys should not rely on their good health to act bossy.

I don't know if you have carefully observed some old men and women,
If you treat your wife badly when you are young, when you are old and paralyzed, she will push you to the balcony when it rains.

Just bear with the heavy rain.

Couples who have a good relationship will put it in the house when the sun is strong.

That's not a good relationship. They push you outside on a 30-degree day to bask in the sun.

The neighbor passed by and said that the sun was too strong outside and he would get sunburned if he stayed in the sun like this.

Your wife will say no, he has been lying down for too long and has a rash on his body, so he just needs to get some sun to be healthier.

They just push you out to bask in the sun, it's 35 degrees, you open your mouth and drool all over.

The sun went out around four or five in the afternoon, so I took it home for you.

I make you a bowl of porridge in the evening, but I don't like you, so I pour the 85-degree porridge into your mouth.

Just do it.

You are strong and healthy now, but if you bully your sister-in-law, you will suffer when you are old.

And I'm telling the truth,

With my personality, I can tolerate a brighter sun.
What is the one thing I can't stand?

For example, let's say it's night time, and I'm not feeling well anymore, and I'm leaning on a wheelchair, and you push me to the square dance area,
You and another old man were dancing in the square, the two of you were dancing to a lively song, your hands and feet were very flexible, and the old man was holding you and spinning you around.
What the hell!

Who the hell can stand that?

The key is that you can't walk because you are paralyzed.

You can only sit there and watch.
He dances there regardless of rain or shine.

You said you will die or not?"

. . . . . .

On the barrage

"There is an elderly couple in the unit next to mine. The old man is in a wheelchair all year round, and the old lady pushes him every day. In the summer, he puts him wherever it is hot, and in the winter, he puts him wherever there is a vent (laughing and crying)."

"My friend's parents are the same. When the man was young, he liked to attract women, and the woman worked hard at home. The man had a stroke in his 50s, and his wife was very happy. She danced and played mahjong every day. She put the old man next to her. The old man couldn't move, but his eyes were full of hatred. He felt like he wanted to kill God."

“Hahahahahahaha you are so cool when you are young, but so miserable when you are old (laughing to death).”

"I can't say it yet. If I do, I'll get beaten (covering my face)."

"I pour 85-degree porridge into my mouth (grin)."

Hahahaha.

"Sisters, love yourselves well, and when you are old you can dance openly with other old men (haha)."

"I don't understand. How does it feel for a paralyzed man to sit in the square and watch his wife dance with another man? (curious)"

"He must be feeling very disappointed and regretful."

"Wrong, stand up immediately (sunglasses)."

???

"Stand up in anger (dog head)."

puff~
Hahahaha. (End of this chapter)