I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network
Chapter 388: 6 security guards, 4 teeth, 1 honked to send two away
Woman: "But now I am worried that he might do something extreme, because I went to his village to ask around and found out that his children don't have a good relationship with him.
Now he lives alone downstairs from me, and I'm afraid something might happen.
Because I have two children and my husband is usually very busy and not at home. "
Lin Feng: "Just lock the door, it's not a big deal."
Woman: "But I see him all the time in the neighborhood. I saw him several times today. He's a bully."
Lin Feng waved his hands and said, "What's there to be afraid of? If he really gets to this age, we can easily control him.
Don't treat an old man's body as a young man's.
If you really go crazy, sister-in-law, to be honest, even your husband can't stand you, let alone an old man?"
Well. . .
. . . . . .
On the barrage
"Even your husband can't stand you (covering his face and laughing)."
"Brother is full of lewd words, hahahaha."
"Curious, is there really such a wife?"
"Yes, that's me. When my husband sees me coming over, he tells him to go do housework or pretend to sleep (hehe)."
Awesome, sisters.
"I really want a wife like this (pen refill)."
"It's just boasting, but when you actually have a woman like this, you'll know how to be scared (dog head)."
Hahahaha.
“So men are no longer capable when they get older? (grin)”
"Bullshit, let me tell you this, when you do your homework, when you repeat the same question every day, you will find that practice makes perfect, the time you spend on the questions will become shorter and shorter, and you will be able to do them faster and faster. You may also find them too easy and often don't want to do them (sunglasses)."
"But when you go out for a make-up class, you'll find that there are so many ways to solve problems. Although they are complicated and diverse, your interest can be greatly improved. Although it's a bit expensive, it makes sense (raised eyebrows)."
“No buddy, you two graduated from the same school (laughing and crying).”
"Where there is a crouching dragon, there must be a phoenix within three steps. This saying is not without reason (dog head)."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
"Hey, hey, hey, what are you guys talking about?"
Lin Feng said to the screen angrily: "Sister-in-law, ignore them, listen to me, magic defeats magic.
If he is a bad person, don't be afraid, we can be worse than him.
Anyway, I am young and I have more energy than you. Don’t you live downstairs from me? I jump and make noise every day to see who will get the better of me.
If you want to be ruthless, I will be ruthless too. That's it.
But if you really have committed any crime, or relatively serious behavior, then you deserve it and you can punish him.
Do you understand that I am acting in self-defense?"
Woman: "So you mean I don't have to worry about him?"
Lin Feng nodded: "Yes, don't worry about it, arrest his wife first."
Uh. .
Lin Feng: "It's fine if he doesn't come. If she comes to burn incense again, you can tell her that I have detained your wife.
I train her like this every night and I make pills for her.
What if you are afraid of facing the old man?
Isn’t there a camera at your door? Replace it with one that can talk.
When you are alone at home, just lock the door and use the camera to talk to the old man.
As you spoke, you shook the box and said, "Did you hear me? I refine your wife like this every day at home. The more incense you burn, the faster I can refine the elixir."
The old man is not a metaphysical person. If you are more metaphysical than him, he will be afraid.
You can ask the old man what he believes in, Taoism or Buddhism. If he believes in Buddhism, you can put up a Vairocana Buddha, if he believes in Taoism, you can put up a Yuanshi Tianzun.
Write "Those who burn incense will die" next to it, and see if he dares to do it again in the future."
. . . . . .
On the barrage
"I practice this on her every day and night, and I make a pill for her, hahahaha (laughing and crying)."
"Oh my god, what Zhuobo says is so funny, hahahahaha."
"Use metaphysics to defeat metaphysics. In one word, it's 'brilliant'."
. . . . . .
Woman: "Do I need to go to the hat to do the work?"
Lin Feng: "Okay, I've already told you, a hat can't cure me, you have to toughen yourself first.
To be honest, instead of embarrassing the hat, you might as well embarrass the property management.
You said if the old man burns incense at my doorstep again, I won't pay the property management fee. It's been exactly one year since I last paid it.
Because you didn't provide good service. People came to my door to burn incense, but you didn't do anything about it.
Just negotiate with the property management company, you can still get the property management fee back when the time comes."
. . . . . .
On the barrage
"Grind the property (thumbs up)."
"Really, I think refining pills is funny, grinding hats is not as good as grinding property management, awesome."
“This anchor is really something.”
"Just one year of laziness (dog head)."
This is a big brother.
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Woman: "Thank you, brother. I know how to deal with it now."
Yep,
Go down.
After giving it to the woman, Lin Feng said to the live studio: “The old man is not easy to mess with, but he is indeed useful.
You see, many gatekeepers in society who recruit security guards all require that they must be 60 years old or above.
He doesn't want the young man.
why?
Apart from not paying social security and having a low salary, the old man is more useful than the young.
You said let the young man go. If you really have someone to cause trouble or do something, you are young and hot-tempered and are likely to get into fights with others.
If you get hurt or bumped into anything, the company will have to pay for it.
Besides, you are a young man, and the person in the hat can detain you if he wants to.
But if you find an old man, it's different.
If you get mad, just lie down.
If you dare to punch the old man, the property transfer will be completed immediately.
If you continue to make trouble, we will protect the rights of our employees.
You are bullying our employees. Our company is just protecting itself.
You can understand, right? All the legal staff of my company are here."
. . . . .
On the barrage
"If you get mad, just lie down (laughing and crying)."
"I completed the property transfer with just one punch. Emma made me laugh to death. Hahahaha."
"No kidding, there are 6 security guards in our community and 4 of them have dog heads."
"Everyone is like that. I don't even dare honk when I enter a residential area, for fear of driving the security guard away (grin)."
puff~
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . . .
Lin Feng: "No matter if you are right or not, as long as the young people start to fight, you are in the wrong.
But the old man is in his 70s or 60s. If you dare to provoke him with any problem, we will defend the rights of our employees.
If you bully the elderly, we will not only condemn you morally, but we will also arrest you legally.
That’s why old men are more useful than young people. That’s the point.
Let's be honest, if you find a row of young and strong men standing there, it may not work. In a society ruled by law, who are you trying to scare?
If you really injure someone or something really happens, you will have to pay compensation and be detained, and the company will also be jointly liable.
Therefore, experienced companies always look for older people.
If you are like some property owners who are angry and looking for trouble, the young security guard can easily get beaten, but try touching the old man?
This is internal.
What about external affairs?
As one of my brothers said, what if a thief really breaks into the community? Can that old guy catch him?
I can only say that you are still too young, brother.
Although I can't take it off, I can lie down.
When the old man lies on the ground, even the thieves are scared.”
. . . . .
On the barrage
"Even though I can't get it, I can lie down and fuck... I'm going to die of laughter in this live broadcast room sooner or later."
“Even thieves are scared, hahahahaha, too funny.”
"He looks like the weakest security guard, but he's actually the strongest. Just try to touch him (dog head)."
Hahahaha. (End of this chapter)
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