Chapter 48 Middlemen make the difference
"@Military Advisor, I've been with my blind date for three months and he and I haven't held my hand. Should we break up?"

Raymond Lam: "Why break up?"

???

Hahahaha.

We never held hands.
There is really no need to break up.

Maybe the girl has been dating someone else for three months.

Or you are really trying to save face!
Hahahaha.

.........

"@Military Advisor, my husband and I had a fight and I want to go back to my parents' home."

Lin Feng: "No need to go back, take your mother over and let him live with her for a week."

What the hell!

Seconds!

In one word: absolutely!
This is a master!

.........

“@军师, I want to break up with my boyfriend, but I can’t say it, what should I do?

Lin Feng: "Did he block your mouth?"

Hahahaha.

No problem.

If it can be blocked, can she still say break up?

The girl has a big mouth.

???

Bro, there's something wrong with you.

What do you mean?
You can taste it carefully.

.........

“@Military Advisor, can you accept your girlfriend looking through your phone?”

Raymond Lam: “Which one?”

???

You must be confused, bro.

Hahaha.

How can a man have only one mobile phone?

Why not prepare one specifically for her to translate?

Dude is still too young.

.........

Brothers, this is a true master.

so amazing.

I can't accept it.

The stream flows: "Back then, the military advisor's eyes were filled with tears, but now he can kill with every step."

Hahaha.

So true.

.........

Okay, next mic.

Hey~
"Hello, anchor!"

Another boy.

Raymond Lam: "Brother, tell me about your relationship experience."

"I'm 25 years old, and I've been with her for two years. We broke up last month."

Lin Feng: “Why?”

"She cheated on me."

Raymond Lam: “Please elaborate.”

"The first time I discovered she was cheating was when I was browsing her Moments. She officially announced that she was with someone else and forgot to block me."

Lin Feng smacked his lips: "Sisters are too careless."

Well....

"The second time, the man found me on her phone and called me directly. The three of us confronted each other."

Raymond Lam: "That boy is not well behaved either. If he hadn't shown up, it would have been better for all three of them. What is he doing? He is so ignorant."

Well....

"I didn't know what I was thinking afterwards. I felt like I was mentally ill. I went to tell her that she had broken up with that guy and we were reconciled. It was okay.

She told me that she had broken up with him completely and deleted him.

But she didn't know that we two guys had already added each other on WeChat. We called each other and talked for a while.
He said she said over there that she deleted me. I was dumbfounded, she lied to me again.”

Lin Feng was amused: "Two big spare tires were played around by a girl, coaxing both sides, this one is good, that one is also OK, I love this one, I like that one too,

I coaxed both sides and told both of them that I deleted the other person, while retaining two relationships at the same time.

This is such a greedy girl!"

Well....

.........

On the barrage.

Tangtang: "I won't criticize that girl, she has more emotional intelligence than me."

Xiao Wan: "But she has no IQ and doesn't know how to post on WeChat Moments, haha."

Yaoyao: "I can't even get enough money for a cup of milk tea, why would they introduce this little brother to me?"

Xingxing: "I don't have one, but she has two."

The stream flows: "Why can't you find it? Because someone has contracted several of them."

Hahahaha.

.........

"I was very angry at the time, so I blocked her. Later my friends found out and told me to get my things back because I had spent nearly 20 yuan on her in the past two years."

Raymond Lam: "How much did it cost, bro?"

"That dude doesn't even have a job."

Raymond Lam: "Does that mean you're using your money to support another boy?"

"Correct."

Lin Feng: "Brother, you are such a traitor. Next time, just tell her directly, can we not let the middlemen make a profit from the price difference in the future? I will support you directly, right? Why is there still a middleman making a profit from the price difference?"

Well. . .

.........

Middlemen make a profit from the price difference

Hahahaha.

Xiaomei: "20 for two years? Brother, please support me. I will never go out to support others."

Teng: “Why are there so many rich people?”

Meteor: "Alas, just like me, my ex-wife also used my money to support others, and we finally divorced."

The sound of the waves remains the same: "Once the transfer stops, the relationship will return to zero. Once the funds are cut off, the relationship will end!"

.........

"She chose to be with that boy now. Later, I lost my mind again. I sent her a WeChat message and asked her to reconcile. She said she would think about it. I was so upset."

Raymond Lam: "Dude, you are too humble and too much of a bootlicker."

"I don't know what I'm thinking. I feel like I'm mentally ill. I even want to reconcile now. I don't know why I'm so sad."

Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard.

Quickly write two words on it.

"Heroic Competition"

Then he said, "Brother, because you are caught up in the competition, when a third person appears, you want to compete with him.
Whoever finally wins her over will feel a sense of accomplishment.

But in reality, both of you are fighting over a piece of shit, you two are like flies.

Brother, let me ask you, do you have any defects or physical impairments?"

"I'm normal."

Lin Feng: "Then what are you doing? The other person has already abandoned you and chosen to be with someone else, and you are still begging like a left-behind child hoping that the other person will change their mind and fall in love with you again.
I tell you, you just haven't got it yet.

If she really comes back, you won't be able to move on.

Because you still have this lump in your heart, you just temporarily feel that I don’t have her, and I am surpassed by another man.

In reality, both of you are dung beetles fighting over a dung ball.

Can you please stop being a dung beetle, man?"

"Wow, but I feel like if she comes back to me, I'll definitely be 100% soft-hearted."

Raymond Lam: "You can't be soft-hearted, buddy. If another person plays with her feelings, she will definitely come back to you in the end.
But that's not love,
Because you are the most stupid, the most foolish, and the easiest to deceive. You spent 2 yuan on her, and she will definitely come back to you. "

"For two years, I gave her everything she wanted. I worked so hard, and I'm still working now."

Raymond Lam: "Brother, everyone knows that you have paid a lot for her in the past few years. It is not easy. Even though she has done so many things to hurt you, you still feel that you still love her.
But is she really good? Is she worth it?
Think about it carefully.
That's hello.

If you can't get over it, just recall the hurt and deception she caused you.
Every sleepless night you have, she lies in another man's arms. Can you really let it go?"

"Oh, oh, oh, I'm afraid I can't do it."

I really like it.

Lin Feng said angrily: "Go ahead, go and get her back. You'll make her stupid, break her heart, shatter her worldview, ruin her future, and empty her wallet."

go ahead

I am such an innocent person!

(End of this chapter)

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