I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network

Chapter 60 You Redefine Currency Exchange Rates
Ximi: "Oh no, my girlfriend just sent me a message saying that she didn't like the experience of being in a relationship with me and wants to break up. What should I do?"

Mr. Xu: "Reply to her: Too many people broke up today, no more numbers, come tomorrow!"

what?
Hahahahaha

6 Ah!
.........

Boy: "Actually, I noticed something before. She always blocked me when she posted a short video. I asked her about it, but she didn't admit it."

Raymond Lam: “What’s that?”

"It's just that kind of fishing copywriting."

Raymond Lam: "Add a selfie?"

"add."

Lin Feng chuckled and said, "Congratulations buddy, your girlfriend is in love."

Well. . .

.........

Your Girlfriend is in Love

Hahahaha.

Dude, your girlfriend has a boyfriend.

too bitter.

Don’t be afraid, find another person to talk to both sides.

Hahaha I laughed so hard.

.........

Boy: "I asked her why she blocked me, and she said it was just to record her daily life. She said she didn't just block me."

Lin Feng: "Dude, don't you understand? The girl has already blown herself up, and you're not the only one being blocked, which means she's fighting on multiple fronts!"

"Dude, you not only have brothers, you have many brothers."

The boy was silent.

Raymond Lam: "Keep calm buddy, if she posts, you should post too, we are all raising fish anyway, why can't she be the fish?"

"Military Advisor, I'm not raising fish. I'm serious about her."

Lin Feng: "Brother, I have to criticize you. Everyone has put in the coins, why do you have to monopolize the rocking car? You should let your brothers sit on it too."

.........

On the barrage.

"Rocking Car" and "Big Injustice"

Liangliang: "Brothers, sit down too."

Bikini Bottom: "When I go up there, two hundred carp will wag their tails."

Cow batch!

6666
Ice cream: "What is a rocking car?"

Come,
Sing with me,

What is your father’s father’s name?
Hahahaha.

This thing can be shaken by inserting coins.

A little baby came out after shaking it.

Tsk tsk,

Not perverted enough, and always out of tune with you.

Hahahaha.

.........

Boy: "She said let's break up, so I tried to persuade her to stay, but her attitude was like a different person. I know I'm a flatterer, like a clown, but when you love someone, don't you just deceive yourself?"

Lin Feng shook his head: "Brother, although the Joker card is the largest card in the deck, one Joker card can't handle a pair of three, you have to have two."

???

The boy was stunned, obviously not understanding what Lin Feng meant.

Raymond Lam said bluntly: "I have emphasized many times in the live broadcast room that love is a two-way journey. Your lonely and courageous love will not be responded to.
You are not a pure love god of war, nor a clown, you are a pure idiot!"

Well....

.........

On the barrage.

Xiao Jie: "What do you mean by 3?"

Gouzi: "Fight the Landlord. Although the ghost is the biggest, a ghost can only fight 3 at most. It can only fight against ."

Ahao: "When two ghosts are together, the bombing ghost is the biggest."

.........

Boy: "I know she might be lying to me, because I am willing to spend money on her. I asked her to buy me a pair of underwear, and she said, "Can you buy me a perfume that I like?"

Lin Feng: "So after you spent all your money on the other person, you just wanted a pair of underwear, but the other person refused?"

“She accepted it.”

Raymond Lam: "No buddy, the prerequisite for her to accept is that you buy her a bottle of perfume first."

"Yup!"

Lin Feng laughed: "You are such a fool to exchange a bottle of perfume for a pair of 20 yuan underwear."

The boy immediately added: "Not one, but three."

Lin Feng rolled his eyes.

Ok!

15 yuan for 3 pieces,
Free shipping too.
Bought it online!
Then I don’t know.

Raymond Lam: "What perfume did you buy her?" "Bulgari."

Pretty!

Raymond Lam: "Quickly frame the underwear and hang it in your living room. That is her love for you, buddy. It is her only love. Three pairs of love for 15 yuan."

.........

"Can you buy me a pair of underwear?" "Then buy me a bottle of perfume first." "Bulgari perfume in exchange for 15 pairs of underwear for 3 yuan"

Tsk tsk~
This guy redefined currency exchange rates.

Bulgari perfume = 3 pairs of underwear = 15 yuan

Hahahaha.

Tutu: "Where can I find someone willing to trade Bulgari perfume for three pairs of underwear for 15 yuan?"

Tangtang: "I also like a perfume. I can buy him 6."

Yu Yao: "15 pairs for yuan, is this wearable? My husband wears Calvin Klein."

Gouzi: "To be honest, I've never been cheated like this. I've been cheated of my feelings and body, but I've never been cheated of my money! Being stingy is my only advantage."

Hahahaha.

.........

Boy: "Military Advisor, I really like her. Do you think there is still hope for me?"

"Have!"

"really?"

"Really! There's a part for you in the circus."

what?
A clown show!

Hahahahaha!
Amidst the laughter of the netizens, Raymond Lam kicked the boy off the microphone.

He leaned out of the screen and took a puff of cigarette.

Lin Feng rubbed his eyebrows with a headache.

What a mess.

At midnight show.

All the evil spirits came out.

And each one is more spirited than the other.

Hey~
Someone else is on the mic.

"Hello, Military Advisor!"

Still a boy.

Raymond Lam: "Hello buddy, do you have any emotional problems?"

"Military Advisor, actually... I also do live broadcasting, and I work in the emotional field similar to you."

???

Together!

Are you here to mess things up?
"No, no, Military Advisor, don't get me wrong. I've been watching your live broadcast for two days. I just encountered a problem recently and wanted to ask you for advice."

.........

On the barrage.

Mr. Xu: "What a great advisor! All my colleagues have come to ask for help."

Maomao: "Isn't this what it means? Those involved are confused, but bystanders can see clearly. I can persuade others, but I can't persuade myself."

Xiao Wan: "There is a saying, how do you say it? A doctor cannot treat himself."

Zhang Pohuan: "You're right, I'm a medical student, and I treated myself for a week without any cure. Someone came and gave me two boxes of medicine, and I was cured in two days. It's amazing."

Hahahaha.

Yaoyao: "Is it possible that he came here to learn from the military advisor? Others asked him, and he came here to ask the military advisor."

Open your mind!

What the hell!

.........

Raymond Lam: "Come on, buddy, tell me."

"I met her during a live broadcast. During the chat, I was quite interested in her and she also liked my voice, so we arranged to meet offline.

When we met, I was quite satisfied, but the financial pressure was a bit high during the process. We spent about 15,000 yuan in four days. "

Raymond Lam: "15,000 for four days? Bro, did you buy insurance for her?"

Well....

"No, I just bought her clothes. Actually, it's not that I wanted to spend money, but she always hinted that I should spend money on her.

For example, that day, we were shopping and she suddenly answered the phone and said, "Oh, the rent is due soon."

I was a little angry.

I want to say that we are just in a relationship, why do you still ask me for rent, utilities, etc.? "

Lin Feng: "Did you give it to me later?"

"Give it!"

Lin Feng laughed angrily.

"No buddy, you are the emotional anchor?"

You broadcast a big poop!

Well....

(End of this chapter)