I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network

Chapter 72 The silly girl burst into laughter

Not only the comments in the rooms on both sides were laughing like crazy.

Even the silly girl felt uncomfortable trying to hold back her laughter.

God.

Why does such a handsome boy have a big mouth?

However, the anchor's professional ethics told her not to laugh.

So he asked, "So you want to find someone who is your equal, what is your main job?"

Raymond Lam: "I'll tell you, my job is a stable one."

“Are you a civil servant?”

Lin Feng: "No, it's the security guard's nest!"

puff~
Ho ho ho ho.

Dai Mei's defense was still broken.

Because I was trying to hold back my laughter, I laughed out loud in a strange way.

.........

On the barrage.

What the hell!

What's going on?
The stream flows: "I feel like this girl can uproot a weeping willow tree."

What?
A cute girl hits Lu Zhishen with a smile?
what?
A cute girl ate eight pigs?
What the hell!

The cute girl ate Lu Zhishen.

Hahahaha.

.........

Lin Feng: "Is it funny? Let me tell you, our job as security guards is not a stable job, but a job with great room for advancement."

"Really...really...?"

Dai Mei tried not to laugh, but her grinning mouth was harder to suppress than AK.

Lin Feng: "Of course it's true. Think about it, can the community disappear? Can you leave us? For us, the iron rice bowl is a lifelong job."

“Roar…roar…roar…”

Dai Mei's defense was broken again and she laughed out of nowhere again.

But this time no one laughed at her in the barrage.

Because the whole fucking defense is broken.

What the hell!

The military advisor is really poisonous.

It fucking made me laugh to death.

"Will the community disappear?" "Can you leave us?" "The security guard eats for his whole life." . .

Stranger: "Actually, many people don't understand, and many people look down on security guards. In fact, security guards really have a stable job. You can work from 18 to 70 years old, and you don't have to worry about unemployment. Moreover, the work is not tiring, there is air conditioning, and you can scold the owners when you have nothing to do."

Gouzi: "Really? But they all say I'm a door dog."

Hahahaha.

The stream flows: "Brother, you can't do it. Meituan, Ele.me, SF Express, ZTO Express, Shentong Express, and Best Express all call me big brother."

Xiao Wan: "If you open the door, you are the big brother. If you don't open the door, you are the watchdog."

What happened to the watchdog?
Without you they can't go home.

Hahahahaha.

Chaoyuan: "I'm warning you, you can call me a social dog, you can call me a single dog, but you can't call me a door-opening dog."

Hahahaha.

.........

Lin Feng: "Sister, don't laugh. In ancient times, we security guards were called third-rank sword-bearing guards. I also worked hard for a long time to reach my current position~"

"I don't know if you have ever heard that phrase, I am a security guard, I protect the safety of the area, I go to work to get off work, the owners all say good morning to you."

puff~
Ho ho ho ho.

.........

On the barrage.

"Going to work in order to get off work" "The owners all say good morning, baby"

What the hell!

The military advisor is such a fucking genius.

Milky white Yukiko: "Holding the three-piece security suit, command the thief to pry the door open."

Big Spicy Film: "Punch Ximen Qing, kick Huang Laosan, only love the owner Zhou Xiaodan."

I love eating bear biscuits, Xiao Dan called me a person with cerebral palsy.

puff~
Hahahahaha.

.........

"Hoho...hoho...then do you...hoho...have any savings?"

It was so hard to hold back laughter and talk that Daimei felt like her stomach was about to cramp.

Lin Feng: "Sister, let me tell you, for someone as young as me who has reached this level, do I need to save money? I just spend it all. I only earn 8000 a month~"

"So you... huhu... have a house?"

Lin Feng: "What room? Of course there is a room." "Where is your house?"

Raymond Lam: "It's right in the neighborhood~"

Dai Mei: "So you are not only a security guard, you are also a community owner, right?"

Lin Feng: "No, that's the one assigned by our company."

Well....

"You're not talking about the dormitory, are you?"

Raymond Lam: “Right nest.”

.........

On the barrage.

"I have a house", "Assigned by the company", "It can't be a dormitory", "The right nest"

It's a fucking big dormitory for 12 people.

Just ask you if it's hard or not.

12 people?

Are you sure it's a dormitory and not a cellar?
Hahahaha.

.........

Dai Mei: "You mean you don't have your own house now? Didn't you say that security guards have a stable job? Why don't you even have a house?"

Raymond Lam: "Sister, let me tell you, security is very profitable, but I have only been doing this for two months. I have been determined to become a security guard since I graduated from high school.
I dragged on the relationship for several more years.
I mean, I worked hard for many years to reach this level.

Although I haven't been working for long, my savings are not much.

But I tell you, I can find a way, because we have a lot of money here~"

"Hoo hoo hoo hoo!"

Raymond Lam: "Don't laugh. For example, last month, I had no money to spend, so I sold my dorm room."

???

Dai Mei: "Does the name of that dormitory belong to you? You just sold a dormitory."

Raymond Lam: "It's not mine, but I can sell it. I just sold it~"

???

"Does the landlord agree?"

Raymond Lam: "If he doesn't agree, then I'll sell the nest too~"

Well....

.........

"I sold my house" "Does the landlord agree?" "I'll sell it even if he doesn't agree"

Hahahaha
Awesome!
Gouzi: "I want to sell my computer to meet my boyfriend, but the network administrator doesn't agree."

This network administrator is not honest.

The layout is small.

Snow White: "Brother, how about we change our thinking and sell the network management first?"

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Hahahahaha.

.........

Dai Mei: "What kind of girls do you like?"

Raymond Lam: "I like girls with long hair, big eyes and a laugh that can kill Wu Song."

???

"You...are not talking about me, are you?" Dai Mei's face flushed.

Raymond Lam: “The right nest”

"But I also have my face beautified."

Raymond Lam: "It doesn't matter. I look like this, what else can I choose?"

Well. . .

Raymond Lam: "I mainly want to date for two or three years, and then I'll find the next one when you're in your 30s."

???

Raymond Lam: "Actually, you look a lot like my ex-girlfriend. When I saw you, I couldn't help but think of her~"

"Then why did you break up?"

Dai Mei looked very serious, and it looked like she actually believed it.

Raymond Lam: "One time when she and I were traveling, we stayed under the same roof at night, but nothing happened.
On the third day, we went out for a drink. She couldn't hold her liquor well, so she got drunk. I helped her back to the hotel, and she just lay down on the bed.
At that time, she was wearing a tight top and yoga pants. Look at her figure.
I feel a little excited.
I was drunk at the time, and I am a man, right? "

Hearing this, Dai Mei's face turned red.

Raymond Lam: "So I couldn't help it, I...I washed her socks."

???

Raymond Lam: "Then she stopped talking to me the next day and broke up with me. Sister, you know, that was the first time I washed socks for a girl.
But I really didn’t have any washing powder at the time, so I used soap to wash. Do you think she doesn’t like the smell of soap?"

???

Two seconds later,

puff~
Roar, roar, roar, roar.

(End of this chapter)