I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network
Chapter 79 A qualified ex should be like dead
Chapter 79 A qualified ex should be like dead
On the barrage.
Xiaoya: "Can you please not kill the male love brain? It's so rare, it's a first-class protected animal in the country."
Erpang: "Haha, do you think he wants to save the relationship? In fact, he just wants to kick you out."
What the hell!
It's real.
Ahhh: "If he gets on it again, he won't be a clown anymore."
Super Male Syndrome: "It just becomes a laborer."
Young man: "That's fine too, I can be a laborer for a few more people!"
Damn,
It’s good to be young!
puff~
Hahahaha.
.........
Raymond Lam: "You've never ridden before, but now other people are riding it, and you still want to ride it, do you fucking think you're playing bumper cars?"
"They are so far away and can't see each other."
Lin Feng: "Brother, I've told you everything, you know nothing, you're just a clown, how would you know what they talked about? Do you know what they did in the video?"
"So I can only give up now?"
Raymond Lam: "What nonsense! If you don't give up on her, she is still someone else's girlfriend, and she is the one who is kicking her."
"I mean, I'll wait."
Lin Feng was convinced: "Are you playing bicycle relay? What are you waiting for? There are so many Qingju and Meituan bikes around, but you didn't pedal and just set your sights on this one, right?"
Well....
Really convinced.
Raymond Lam: "Is this woman beautiful?"
"That's not... she's not very pretty, but I feel like she suits me in every way."
Raymond Lam: "Why are you talking nonsense to me if she's not pretty? Hurry up and change someone else. She has a partner now. If you go now, you'll be a third party."
"Remember, you're not even the ex, you're the mistress."
Well....
"But how can their cross-border love be successful?"
Lin Feng: "Whether they succeed or not is none of your business. Besides, they are dropping gold coins."
"Well, I got it too, but we must have liked each other at the beginning, and I got the gold coins later. This guy was attracted by the gold coins alone."
Lin Feng: "That means she's more explosive than you, and your ex isn't a good girl either."
"But she was very nice when she was with me."
You fucking...
Row,
You don't want to listen even if I talk to you nicely, right?
Lin Feng directly shouted at the public screen: "I'll say it again, she is now lying in another man's arms, video chatting with another man,
Maybe we even video chat while taking a shower,
I also videotape when I go to the toilet..."
Boy: "Brother, I was wrong, wrong, wrong, please stop talking."
Lin Feng: "No, I have to say, you are a licking dog, you are a tripod, when others stand up and kick, you can only stand by and watch..."
Ok?
What about people?
Haha, I went down by myself.
ran away,
The defense is broken.
clown!
.........
On the barrage.
Jie Jie: "Which sister has performed exceptionally well again, hahaha."
Xinxin: "I will open the champagne, hahaha, there are still too many lickspittles."
Xiaoyue's mother: "I am dying of laughter. I finally see a boy's defense break."
Human Justice: "Laughing? You're next. I'll take out my size 43 insoles and slap you in the middle."
"I'm 45, I'll smoke it."
Xiaoyue’s mother: “No foot odor, I can accept it.”
Hahaha.
Invincible!
Against the odds!
"Who said that the human race has no emperor?"
6
.........
There was laughter on the public screen, but the defenseless man was hiding in the corner crying silently.
Raymond Lam: "We are all exes. Whether you are still in love or have a sour grape mentality, please remember that not disturbing, not pestering, and not slandering is the ultimate decency and courtesy!"
Live a good life and be well, young man!
The live broadcast continues.
Next person, please.
Hey~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"
Finally a girl came. Raymond Lam: "Hello, do you have any relationship problems?"
"Military Advisor, I have a friend. I have known him for more than a year, but I just feel something very strange about him."
Lin Feng: "How do you say that?"
"From what I feel, he probably likes me, but I also feel like I'm in the role of a backup."
Lin Feng: "Sister, it's hard for me to make a judgment when you express it this way. Now I'll ask and you answer."
"it is good!"
Raymond Lam: "Did he send anything as a gift?"
"some!"
Lin Feng: "What did you give?"
"For example, cosmetics, facial masks, and my favorite perfume and lipstick, there are quite a lot of them."
Lin Feng knocked on the small blackboard.
Write down two words.
'Goodwill'
Raymond Lam: "The other person hasn't confirmed a romantic relationship with you, but is trying to please you. This is a typical act of showing affection. You are now in an ambiguous stage."
"more or less!"
Raymond Lam: "Besides sending gifts, do they care about you in life?"
"Yes, when I was sad, he would come to comfort me. Last time, my boss wanted to harass me, and I was a little panicked. I didn't know who to find, so I asked him. Of course, it was afterwards.
He asked why you didn't tell me in advance.
I said I was afraid of disturbing you or something.
He said you can call me.
Whenever I have a problem with him, he will solve it for me or give me some advice. "
Lin Feng smiled and said to the live studio: "Very good, very good, brothers, do you understand? This will make a girl quickly develop a liking for you and become dependent on you."
.........
On the barrage.
"Master, this is a live teaching!"
fast,
Copy it down quickly.
"Catering to His Taste" + "Sweet Talk" = Successfully won.
Isn't this just a dog licker?
wrong!
A dog can only lick, but a good fisherman is someone who caters to the fisherman's needs.
6
.........
Girl: "I have known him for quite a long time, about a year, and we followed each other on Douyin. Then a girl suddenly sent me a message saying that she was the girlfriend of so-and-so.
Then I was a little surprised when I heard,
He has always said that he has no girlfriend, so how come a girl suddenly appears and claims her sovereignty over me?
Then I got very angry and called him to ask what was going on.
In the end, he said that was not his girlfriend, but a woman he met on Douyin.”
Lin Feng knocked on the small blackboard.
Come,
younger sister,
Look at this.
Then write down a few words.
When the first word '前' is written.
The girl shook her head subconsciously: "No, it's not his ex."
But just as he finished speaking,
I could clearly see that the words after Raymond Lam were "ambiguous object".
Put together they mean 'former ambiguous object'.
The girl was startled.
Then my mind seemed to suddenly become clear.
"Yes, it seems to be the case."
.........
On the barrage.
"Former Ambiguous Object"
Very niche text.
Should I say or not,
The military advisor is awesome!
When the word "ex" came out, I also thought it meant ex.
The result is a former ambiguous object.
What the hell!
Suddenly clear.
The reputation of the strategist with a sword is well-deserved.
Not a single cut was crooked.
Attached
[Military Advisor’s Comments: The best way to end a relationship is to take back your heart and become strangers again.
From then on, they went their separate ways and their lives returned to peace.
Just thinking of you, not seeing you.
Three miles of breeze, three miles of road, every step of the breeze is without you. 】
(End of this chapter)
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