I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network
Chapter 96: High fuel consumption, but strong push back feeling
Chapter 96: High fuel consumption, but strong push back feeling
Afterwards, Raymond Lam watched a few more games, pointed out some flaws and shortcomings, and then put down his phone and prepared to start broadcasting.
Go to the live broadcast room.
In just a few minutes, the number of people exceeded seven thousand.
"Welcome to the military advisor's live broadcast room. Please move your fingers to give the military advisor a like. When the number of likes exceeds 5, the first round of live broadcast will begin."
"If you have any questions now, you can type them directly on the public screen."
Someone soon asked a question.
"Military Advisor, what should I do if I run into my father-in-law at the KTV? It's urgent."
Lin Feng: "No matter how urgent it is, you can't compete with your father-in-law. Let the old man order first."
what?
Hahahaha.
"Brother, the military advisor is right. My father-in-law is already so old, how many times can he come? Don't fight with him, give in."
What the hell!
poisonous.
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
"Military Advisor, why is it that my leader doesn't appreciate me no matter how low my collar is?"
Lin Feng: "Xiao Bai!"
"The phone screen protector can still cause bubbles."
You are nothing.
Lying trough,
Ruthless
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . . .
quickly,
The number of likes exceeded 50,000.
Raymond Lam directly started the one-on-one live broadcast session.
Ding~
The first netizen to connect to the microphone appeared.
"Hello, Military Advisor!"
It's a boy.
Raymond Lam: "Dude, do you have any emotional problems?"
"Military Advisor, I just want to ask, what does this woman want from me?"
Lin Feng: “Tell me about it.”
"I'm 30 and she's 29. We met on a blind date and have been together for more than half a year. We always got along well, but I later found out that her job was fake, her address was fake, and the city she lived in was also fake."
"The strangest thing is that her family members don't know about her work and her outside life."
Raymond Lam: "Are you guys sure you're in a relationship?"
"confirmed."
Raymond Lam: "During the time together, did you explode your gold coins?"
Boy: "This is also very strange. When I'm with her, she never asks me for anything. Instead, she buys things for me."
Raymond Lam: "It means she has a good income and is not short of money. At the same time, if a girl is willing to take the initiative to spend money on you, it means she is quite satisfied with you."
Boy: “Then I can’t figure it out.”
Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard.
Come,
Dude.
Look here.
"I tell you, if someone gives you a fake identity, a fake job, a fake city,
Then there is only one reason,
It’s beautifying yourself.”
Boy: "I know, it's just to establish a character."
Lin Feng shook the pen and said, "Dude, you are wrong. This is not about establishing a character."
???
The boy was puzzled.
Lin Feng smiled and said: "Remember, the antonym of beautification is that it was once bad, so what kind of people need to beautify themselves?
It must be that the past experiences were not glorious.
Dude,
In fact, they don't want anything from you.
People just want to live a good life.”
As he spoke, Lin Feng quickly wrote eight words on the blackboard.
'Retire from the Underworld'
'Going ashore'
Well....
. . . . . .
Xiao Xuesen: "New here, what does it mean to be on shore? Can anyone tell me?"
Milky white Yukiko: "Does my brother like fairy tales?"
what?
Milky White Snow: “The clock struck midnight, and Cinderella had to say goodbye to the prince.
Cinderella said to the prince: Prince, I am leaving.
The prince was very sad and said, "Can't you stay with me a little longer?"
Cinderella pinched her waist and said impatiently, "Oh, brother, it's time."
What the hell!
Awesome, sir.
Hahahaha.
Some people understood it instantly, while others were still confused.
Sang Biao: "I don't understand. It means you live in a beautiful world."
Da Mee: "I didn't understand it before, but this year I started working at a 24-hour convenience store, and there happened to be a KTV next to it. After two months, I knew everything."
Wangcai: "Maybe they are just married and having fun. It doesn't necessarily mean KTV."
Stranger: "Question reviewer, I met him through a blind date."
Xiao Meng: "Online blind dates are also blind dates. I played a Werewolf Killing app and many people on it were married in real life, but they still called each other husband and wife on the app. At night, they wouldn't answer calls or video calls, and they wouldn't say a word when I called them."
Stranger: "You are right if you argue."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
The boy obviously had the same doubts: "It doesn't have to be that, right?"
Raymond Lam: “You said she spent money on you. Besides being satisfied with you, I think she also owed you something because she felt her job was dishonorable.
Of course bro,
If you have any doubts,
Can you take a trip?
Got it all.
But man, you've been together for more than half a year, I think you should have the answer in your heart."
Lin Feng finished speaking.
The boy was silent.
After a moment, he said, "Actually, I accidentally saw her phone once, and she had more than 2,000 friends of the opposite sex on WeChat.
And every time I call her by voice or video, she won’t answer. She will hang up and then call me back later.
I just suspected she was doing the wrong job.”
Raymond Lam: "That's definitely not right, man. It's not convenient for her to leave the venue. The only thing she can say is: Hello, 36 guests, I'm going to the bathroom first and will be back soon."
Well....
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
Han Xiao Miao: "It could also be: It's nice to meet you in this way, distinguished Cadillac owner."
Guess what: "Chery car owners also understood it."
Linda: "Hahahaha, they are all Yuhuang Emperor."
Xiao Yuer: "As soon as he said that the other party would not answer the video call, but would call me, I knew that the military advisor had guessed it right again."
Qingshan: "No, what does the Cadillac owner mean?"
Xiao He Liu: "As we all know, Cadillac is also known as the Bathing Emperor because he is more focused. When BMW and Mercedes-Benz owners indulge in eating, drinking and having fun every day, Cadillac owners have only one destination, which is the bathing center."
Stranger: "Cadillac's car owners are the most harmonious. They never discuss with you what car model to choose or what car cover to put on the car. They only discuss which foot massage parlor is more worth going to."
"As the saying goes, people go out at midnight and come back early in the morning, and there are a lot of Cadillacs."
Qilang: "But I heard that Cadillac has high fuel consumption!"
Meng De: "The fuel consumption is high, but the push-back feeling is strong!"
???
Mr. Xu: "As the saying goes: a tank of oil during the day, a body of oil at night."
“May the essential oil spa illuminate your career and future.
puff~
Hahahahahaha.
Xiao Xuesen: "Huh, I'm the future Cadillac owner."
"It's over, another one is gone."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Boy: "Military Advisor, what do you think she wants from me?"
Raymond Lam: "I don't want anything from you, I just want you to have a good impression."
"So what you mean is that I am just a scapegoat."
Lin Feng shook his head: "Brother, you are not a scapegoat, you should be a saint who saves all living beings!
You have done a great deed, buddy."
Well....
(End of this chapter)
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