Douluo: The Heavenly Sword Immortal takes Qian Renxue to have fun
Chapter 25 Dai Mubai: Qiu Ligao, be a human being!
Chapter 25 Dai Mubai: Qiu Ligao, be a human being!
Disgusting!
It sounds very ugly!
It was the first time that Qian Yuhan heard such an ugly song!
Dai Mubai is totally tone-deaf, his voice is even worse than a dog's barking!
Qian Renxue listened and laughed secretly.
She didn't care whether Dai Mubai sounded ugly or not, she just wanted to have fun.
As for why the White Tiger Martial Spirit of the Star Luo Empire appeared in Soto City, she didn't care at all!
"Well, I'm done singing."
Dai Mubai said with a sad face.
Qian Renxue had an expression that showed she had expected this, and waved her hand, saying, "Although it sounds unpleasant, the fact that you offended me is over now."
"Good good!"
Hearing this, Dai Mubai was instantly overjoyed. He quickly got up from the ground, turned around and prepared to run outside.
But he just reached the door and stopped.
Because, in front of him, Qian Yuhan was hugging his shoulders and looking at him with a smile.
"Senior, could you please give way for a moment?"
Dai Mubai said very sincerely.
Qian Yuhan is obviously Qian Renxue's elder, and his cultivation is most likely higher than hers.
Dai Mubai, who always follows his heart, naturally does what he wants!
"Let? You offended me, and you want to leave like this?"
Qian Yuhan's indifferent voice sounded.
"Ah? Senior, I was wrong. Please forgive me for my offense!"
Dai Mubai's head was shaking like a rattle. He was really scared, fearing that Qian Yuhan would beat him to death in a rage!
"Oh? You know you're wrong? Then perform a show for me and make me happy, and then you can leave."
Qian Yuhan narrowed his eyes and said in a playful tone.
"Uh?"
Dai Mubai blinked his eyes, looking confused.
Let yourself perform in public?
What is this operation?
"What? You don't want to? Then don't blame me for being rude!"
A weird smile appeared on Qian Yuhan's lips, then he suddenly stretched out his right hand and slapped Dai Mubai in the face!
"Snapped--"
The sound of a slap resounded throughout the Rose Hotel.
"Wow--"
A bright red palm mark immediately appeared on Dai Mubai's face, and the pain made him scream.
"It's okay if you don't perform, but I'll slap you a hundred times!"
There was a warm smile on Qian Yuhan's lips, but those words sounded like a devil's roar in Dai Mubai's ears.
Hearing this, Dai Mubai swallowed subconsciously, and his calves began to tremble!
You know, just one slap gave him a slight concussion.
If he got slapped 100 times, his head would probably explode!
The guests at the Rose Hotel ran out of their rooms one after another because of the loud noise.
At this moment, there are basically more than twenty people watching the show!
Performing in front of so many people?
There are more than twenty people here!
As the saying goes, good news doesn’t travel far, but bad news travels far and wide!
As long as he dared to perform, within a day the whole Soto City would know that Dai Mubai had lost all face.
This is too embarrassing. How can I pick up girls in Soto City in the future?
"Snapped!"
When Dai Mubai was in a dilemma, Qian Yuhan slapped Dai Mubai again.
"This is the second slap, there are ninety-eight more!"
Qian Yuhan stared at Dai Mubai with a cold look on his face.
“I perform, I perform!”
Dai Mubai quickly begged for mercy.
There was no other way. He was really afraid that Qian Yuhan would slap him a few more times and he would become a cerebral palsy patient!
"Hmm? That's more like it!"
Seeing this, Qian Yuhan showed a look of satisfaction on his face: "When your martial spirit possesses you, it looks very much like a tiger, so let's do a tiger jumping through a ring of fire!"
"I have prepared a soul guide to record this perfect performance!"
Qian Renxue smiled as she stabbed Dai Mubai in the heart.
"Ah" Dai Mubai wanted to cry but had no tears. He really didn't expect that a powerful Soul Master like him would be played like a monkey.
But there is no way, it’s my fault for being weak!
Just perform, it's better than losing your life.
Anyway, when you pick a fight in the future, pay attention to the other party's strength, otherwise you will be in trouble if you meet a tough guy.
Dai Mubai sighed deeply, his eyes fell on Qian Yuhan, and asked: "Senior, where is the fire circle you mentioned?"
"Isn't this what it is?"
Qian Yuhan waved his hand, and six huge iron rings burning with blazing flames appeared out of thin air.
"Tigers are not humans. They need to land on all fours when they jump, and they need to roar after they have jumped out of the circle perfectly."
Qian Yuhan said calmly.
Hearing this, Dai Mubai's face became as ugly as it could be.
This is simply not treating him as a human being!
However, his little finger couldn't twist his thigh, so Dai Mubai had no other choice.
"Senior, I jumped!"
As he spoke, Dai Mubai used all four limbs and lay directly on the ground.
"Ouch~~~"
He lay on the ground and howled, then leaped towards the first big circle of fire with all his might.
The temperature of the flame was very high. Dai Mubai could feel the terrifying heat contained in the flame just by passing through it!
I passed the first level very smoothly.
Even though Dai Mubai is a newbie, he is still a spirit master after all, so this level of skill shouldn't be a problem for him.
then
"Ouch~~~"
Dai Mubai, who had just landed, howled again.
"Hahaha!"
Seeing this, Qian Renxue and others laughed.
This scene is so funny.
Dai Mubai looked at them with a depressed look on his face, feeling that he had disgraced himself.
He now had only one thought, which was to finish jumping through the fire ring as quickly as possible and end this embarrassing farce.
His legs were tense and his arms were on the ground, ready to sprint towards the ring of fire.
However, as soon as he raised his foot, he felt as if he had kicked an iron wall.
He flew backwards and fell heavily to the ground.
“Oh my god~~~~~~~~How miserable!”
Looking at Dai Mubai lying on the ground wailing in a mess, Qian Yuhan deliberately put on a sympathetic look.
"You fool me?"
Dai Mubai glared at Qian Yuhan angrily.
"No, no, no, I am a man of my word. I will never go back on my word!"
Qian Yuhan said with a smile.
"Then why did you stop me from doing this?"
Dai Mubai asked through gritted teeth.
"I didn't say it was a fixed target. The difficulty of the game must change."
Qian Yuhan's matter-of-fact answer almost made Dai Mubai vomit blood.
If someone were to touch a fire circle of that temperature, even a Soul Master would lose a layer of skin.
Not a fixed target?
You bastard, are you planning to play with a moving target?
Qiuligao, be a human being!
"There are six fire circles. The first one is a fixed target, the second and third ones are continuous targets, and the last three are moving targets."
"For the second level, you need to pass through two fire rings at the same time without landing, otherwise you will fail!"
Qian Yuhan explained slowly.
(End of this chapter)
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