Siheyuan: Sister-in-law, don’t look back, I am my brother!

Chapter 42: Stupid Xu Damao fell into the cesspool!
Chapter 42: Sha Zhu and Xu Damao fell into the cesspool!

"I……"

Facing the angry glare of the security chief,

Just when Sha Zhu was about to speak,
next second.

Then there was a series of loud farts.

"Puff puff--"

this time,

Even the security department was filled with a foul odor.
It's like a toilet.

"..."

As for the head of security,

There was no time to interrogate Sha Zhu at this moment.

Instead, he quickly asked someone to take Sha Zhu out of the security department.
So as not to destroy their office.

"This is fucking horse,"

After Sha Zhu was taken out of the office,
Looking at the mess on the ground,
The security chief couldn't help but scratch his head, looking distressed.

"What on earth is this?"
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On the other side, in the public toilet of the steel mill,
From time to time, there were loud farts.

unknown,

I thought someone was playing with firecrackers in the pit!
But in fact,

There was a distressed figure in the public toilet, with an expression that looked like he was about to collapse.

He was cursing and gritting his teeth.

"Something's wrong,"

"That bastard Shazhu must have secretly tampered with the food."

"Otherwise, how could I have been pooping non-stop since I finished eating?"

And this unlucky guy was naturally Xu Damao.

As Sha Zhu's old rival for many years, the latter also knows Sha Zhu's character very well.

All of a sudden, he realized that he was suffering from constant diarrhea.
Connected with Shazhu!
"Silly Zhu, fuck your grandma, we are not done with this today!"

When I thought about how I had been squatting in the public toilet for more than an hour, my legs were almost numb.

Especially the stench in this public toilet.
Even pinching your nose is unbearable.

Xu Damao suspected that
Not to mention the clothes on my body, I'm afraid my whole body will be marinated in the marinade!

My heart is also filled with hatred towards Sha Zhu.

I plan to find an opportunity to give the other party a good beating.
It would be best if Sha Zhu could also have a taste of this feeling!

Just at this time,
Xu Damao noticed a figure.
He also limped and covered his stomach as he entered the public toilet.

I lowered my head subconsciously.
He was afraid that his colleagues at the factory would see him squatting in the toilet for such a long time.

If it is accidentally spread,

Wouldn’t it be like this that he would lose his reputation in this life?
But soon,

Xu Damao noticed that this figure looked familiar.
Especially when the other party came closer, his eyes turned red.

"Stupid column!"

The so-called enemies are extremely jealous when they meet.

Looking at the silly pillar in front of me,
Xu Damao also wanted to rush over and fight with the other party immediately!

However, the next second,
His stomach made a noise at an inopportune moment.
And it's even more intense than before.

“Puff, puff, puff—!”

The continuous noises naturally alarmed Sha Zhu.
The latter then noticed that there was another person in the toilet, and it was an old acquaintance of his.
I couldn't help but laugh.

"Hey, isn't this Xu Damao?"

"How is it? Does squatting in the toilet feel bad?"

"Humph,"

"Silly Zhu, just wait for me!"

Looking at his mortal enemy who was gloating over his misfortune, Xu Damao's eyes showed a hint of anger.

But soon,

However, the originally smug Sha Zhu's expression changed.
Then without further ado,

He squatted in the pit next to him.

following,
There is also that familiar "puff puff puff" sound.

this time,

Xu Damao naturally reacted quickly.

Although I don’t know why Shazhu also got an upset stomach like me.

But he immediately burst into laughter.

"Silly Zhu, you have finally come to this day. How dare you laugh at me?"

"You are just calling it the pot calling the kettle black. No... you should call it "you're asking for trouble!"

"Xu Damao, you are looking for death!"

The words came out,

Shazhu was also angry!

The look he gave Xu Damao was as if he wanted to eat him.
after all,

What happened to him today was not just diarrhea.
Instead, he was completely socially dead in the cafeteria.
Almost half of the workers in the steel mill saw it!
Not to mention,

The people from the security department are going to cause trouble for him.

As you can imagine,

The factory will probably punish him early tomorrow morning!
And what Xu Damao said,

For Sha Zhu, it was like the last straw that broke the camel's back!
This also made the latter completely angry!

He stood up and pushed Xu Damao.

And the latter,
Caught off guard, he was pushed into the cesspool.

but,

Before Sha Zhu could be happy for long, he felt his feet slip and he fell in!

"Plop, plop!"

There were two consecutive sounds of heavy objects falling into the water.

But Xu Damao and Sha Zhu also fell into the pit one after another.
Then they stared at each other in the cesspool.

"Silly pillar,"

"What's wrong with you?"

"Now we've both fallen down. Are you satisfied this time?"

"Xu Damao, it's all your fault,"

"If it weren't for you, how could I have fallen down?"

Right now,

Even in such an environment,
Xu Damao and Sha Zhu are also enemies who are extremely jealous of each other when they meet!
They started to tear and wrestle each other.

but,

In this cesspool, the two of them don't have much room to maneuver.

For a time,

It's hard to avoid feeling that it's hard to tell who's better!
only,
Xu Damao became ruthless.

Without caring about the disgust, he grabbed a handful of Aoligei and smeared it on Shazhu's face.
The latter also followed suit and began to fight back.

For a time,

Two people actually started playing snowball fight in this cesspool!

only,
When people play snowball fights, the mixture is made of snow.

But Sha Zhu and Xu Damao were playing "Oli Gei"!

I can only say it's quite incredible!

Perhaps the two of them were making too much noise, so a worker who was going to the toilet happened to step into the toilet.
Next second,
He just turned around and ran away without saying a word!
no way,
This horrific and miserable scene in the toilet is really too scary!
As for Sha Zhu and Xu Damao,
I soon realized that
The current situation of the two is not suitable for continuing to fight.

"Silly Zhu, stop it first!"

"If other people saw us like this, would we still have any face left?"

"At least go up first,"

And Sha Zhu also felt that there was some truth in what he said.

after all,

The smell in this manure pond is really too strong.

He almost fainted just from smelling the strong swamp smell!
"OK,"

"But how do we get up there?"

To know,
This is the public toilet of the steel mill.
Considering that nearly 10,000 people in the factory use it, it is a very deep excavation!
Even if there were two adults inside, only their heads and necks would be exposed.

How easy is it to climb out by yourself?
"or……"

"Silly Zhu, carry me up first, and then I'll pull you up?"

As for Xu Damao,

He rolled his eyes and suddenly suggested.

(End of this chapter)