The stupid son of Chongba

Chapter 1 I’m done, Master Tao!
"That old man swore to me that he could cure my child's illness, so I sent him to Mount Sanqing. I got teased a lot because of this!"

“You said it could be cured in three years, and now three years have passed. It’s been almost ten years, and it’s already become like this? It’s fine if it can’t be cured, but you guys didn’t even know how you took care of the child? The child almost drowned in the pond! It seems like none of your nine clans want him anymore, right?”

"Damn it! Get that old bastard Peng Xuan out here! We're going to chop him alive!"

A middle-aged man with a short beard and a sturdy build and a dignified appearance stood in the Taoist temple and was furious. He glared at the Taoists, and all the Taoists were sweating profusely and dared not breathe.

The Hongwu Emperor in front of him was a man who killed people without blinking an eye! If he really got ruthless, not to mention exterminating the entire clan, I'm afraid that even the passing dogs would get slapped twice, and the eggs laid by the hens at home would be shaken to pieces and the yellows would fall apart...

No kidding!
The deathly silence in the courtyard made Zhu Yuanzhang, who was already furious, even more annoyed.

Swish!
"Are you all dumb? Speak!"

He pointed his finger at the nearest thin Taoist priest and growled.

Skinny Taoist Priest: “!!!”

The roar from the Hongwu Emperor made the thin Taoist's legs go weak. He had nowhere to hide after being called out, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and said tremblingly:
"Reply...Reply to Your Majesty, Master went out to travel two months ago and has not returned yet..."

"Before he left, he said he would be back in a hundred days, so, so..."

As he spoke, cold sweat broke out on his forehead and he could no longer speak.

Zhu Yuanzhang's death stare suffocated him!
"Huh? Hahahaha!"

"Wandering around? He still has the nerve to wander around? Damn it!"

"come!"

Zhu Yuanzhang laughed in anger. He waved his hand and two rows of guards in full armor rushed into the courtyard in an instant.

"Catch them all."

He said coldly,

"Issue two more decrees and one order to issue a nationwide arrest warrant for a Taoist priest named Peng Xuan!"

"Another one—"

His cold gaze swept over the Taoist priests, as well as the rooms and temples of the Taoist temple.

"Inform the head of Longhu Mountain that the Taoist priests of Sanqing Mountain have no laws and are deceiving the emperor! Take back the certificate of ordination, cut down the mountain and destroy the temple!"

Cut down mountains and destroy temples!

When these four words fell into the ears of the Taoists, it was like a thunderclap exploding in their heads!

With a thud, the thin Taoist priest fell to the ground, looking up, begging with trembling lips:

"Your Majesty, this is impossible! Our Sanqing Mountain is the orthodox sect of the Xuanmen Sect. We only worship righteous gods here, not some evil or lewd temple!"

Pfft!Pfft!
All the Taoists knelt down, kowtowed like pounding garlic, tears streaming down their cheeks, and their cries of wailing were endless.

But how could Zhu Yuanzhang be a soft-hearted person? When he saw the Taoists' attitude, he felt that it was noisy and became more and more angry.

"No? We are the ones who decide whether something is possible or not. If you say it is not possible, who do you think you are?"

"Go away!"

Old Zhu kicked the thin Taoist priest on the shoulder, knocking him unconscious.

Several soldiers stepped forward, picked up all the Taoist priests who looked ashen, and were about to walk out. At this moment, they heard a loud shout from the side room:
"Huh? Hahahaha, good, good, I've done it, I've done it!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

There was a hint of madness in the unbridled laughter, which made Zhu Yuanzhang frown slightly, with a look of slight surprise.

"Is that... the baby's voice?"

"He's alive?"

The thin Taoist priest also looked towards the side room suddenly, with a praying look in his eyes, just like a drowning man seeing a life-saving straw!
……

In the wing room.

Zhu Ju fiddled with her delicate hands and feet, looked at the young boy in the bronze mirror, jumped onto the stool excitedly, and began to dance.

It’s done, it’s done!
I am a Taoist who has regained my youth! Who said that the 9.9 free shipping book on Pinxixi is a fake? That's because they don't know the value of the book. They don't have such high talent and such great fortune as us, so they naturally can't succeed.

Chosen sons of heaven like us are extremely favored by the Taoist Ancestor. We have countless guardian deities. If we can master the Great Qigong Method and regain youth, it’s a foregone conclusion!

Zhu Ju was feeling very happy and immersed in the great joy of succeeding in cultivating immortals, but he heard the door being slammed open and a burly figure running towards him.

"Baby, are you awake?"

"Can you speak human language?!"

Zhu Yuanzhang took two steps at a time and came in front of Zhu Ju, his expression showing some joy, but also some suspicion.

Although the baby's appearance is a little abnormal, it is a great improvement compared to the original situation with crooked mouth, squinting eyes, dementia and stupidity!

"Master, are the words I say human language or nonsense? You old man are so funny!" Zhu Ju rolled his eyes and retorted.

Zhu Yuanzhang's face turned dark.

Old man?

I'm not even fifty, how can I be old?!
"How do you talk to your father? You have no respect for your father!"

"Come down!"

Zhu Yuanzhang looked a little annoyed and reached out to pull him.

Zhu Ju frowned and spat:

"You are my father? I am still your grandpa! You old man just love to take advantage of others!"

"I am in a good mood today because I have become an immortal. I will not bother with you, a fool. Get out of here! Don't tear my immortal clothes. You may have to meet the Heavenly Lord later!"

The soldiers at the door and the Taoist priests who were chained up were all stunned when they saw this.

There must be no one in the world who dares to speak to Emperor Hongwu like this, right?
"He...what happened to him? He didn't look like this before he fell into the water..."

"I don't know! Could it be that the water has filled all his orifices, causing him to go from stupid to insane?"

"what?"

"..."

The Taoists whispered to each other, all of them were terrified.

Zhu Yuanzhang, who was spat on by Zhu Ju, now looked as pale as liver!
"Become an immortal? You become a bird immortal!"

Old Zhu's eyes widened with anger, and he suddenly pulled Zhu Ju off, cursing,
"You little bastard, you are talking nonsense and rebelling against Tian Gang! I think you are itching for a beating!"

Snapped!
A slap landed on Zhu Ju's buttocks, causing him to scream in pain, thrashing about, and cursing:
"You old thing, you dare to hit me? I will kill you with the Five Thunder Curse!"

Snapped!
When Zhu Yuanzhang heard the word "old thing", he became even more furious. He simply kicked the stool, pressed Zhu Ju on his knees, and slapped him hard again.

"Where is the Dharma Protector! Dharma Protector, help me! Wang Lingguan, help me!"

"what!"

"You old bastard, you will be damned!"

"what!"

Zhu Yuanzhang hit Zhu Ju hard, and instead of getting angry, he laughed when he heard the nonsense coming out of his mouth.

"A guardian? Wang Lingguan?"

"It is only natural for a father to beat his son. Not to mention the spiritual officer, even if the king of heaven came, it would be useless!"

"If you dare scream again, I'll beat your butt until it bursts!"

He was about to fight again when he heard a loud roar from outside the house:
"Zhu Chongba!"

"Stop it right there!"

(End of this chapter)