Are you crazy? Why are you dating the evil god again?

Chapter 1: Love Game in Monster Town (1)

"The system never deceives me."

Wen Chan sat in the back seat of a bus, looking at the handsome men and beautiful women on the bus with a very sincere smile on her face.

A year ago, she was a member of the Quick Wear Villain Club.

The system said that she had done a good job and was never vague when it was time to die. After retirement, she would be given a handsome man as the welfare bureau for the villain who had been unable to get his love for so many years.

After retirement, she never saw the system fulfill its promise until it was recycled.

But just now, she put it on again.

This car is full of handsome men and beautiful women. Has the Handsome Men’s Welfare Bureau finally arrived?
only……

Isn't it a bit too cruel to put her into the horror game dimension?
...

The bus drove into a pitch-black tunnel and the surrounding vision dimmed.

Ding-dong-

The car's horn suddenly sounded, which was particularly harsh in the dim environment.

【Welcome to the 3S-level tourist destination, Rainbow Town.

Tips:

The townspeople here are very petty and vindictive, so don't provoke them.

Please find a safe house as soon as possible and find a way to move in.

If you have any questions, ask your tour guide, he will answer most of your questions.

There are 100 players in this game. I wish you all a happy game. 】

As the prompt sound disappeared, a dazzling white light came from the front of the car, and everyone subconsciously closed their eyes.

When I opened my eyes again, the surroundings had changed.

The car passed through an archway with four big characters "Rainbow Town" on it.

As we enter the town, the surrounding scenery gradually becomes clear.

There are self-built small houses everywhere, and the roads are lined with colorful flowers, full of fairy-tale atmosphere.

It is the season when flowers bloom, and when the breeze blows, the air is filled with pleasant floral fragrance.

"What is this place?"

"Mom, I've been kidnapped!"

The people in the car woke up as if from a dream and were very confused and scared about the situation before them.

“Stop the fucking car…Aa ...

There was an angry guy who wanted to hit the driver and make him stop the car.

But the moment she saw the driver, she screamed and fell to the ground.

Everyone was attracted by his action and looked towards the driver's seat.

The person sitting on it was not a person, but an expressionless puppet.

squeak--

Before I could recover from this scene, the car stopped at an intersection called Red Rose Avenue.

The puppet driver opened his not-so-flexible mouth and said, "We're here, get off."

"..."

The car was dead silent.

After a moment, someone moved first.

Wen Chan stretched in her seat, stood up, and was the first to get off the car under everyone's gaze.

“…”Everyone stared at her back, admiring this warrior.

At the same time, a wise voice from a college student was heard.

"Based on my years of experience reading novels, the bus, puppet driver, and weird town are full of buffs. We are most likely being dragged into a horror game dungeon."

"Bullshit! I didn't do anything, why was I dragged into this? What's the reason?"

The wise college student pushed up his nonexistent glasses and smiled mysteriously, "Have you forgotten the global virus that suddenly broke out some time ago?"

"That should also be a zombie copy! What is ours?"

The college student choked.

Yes, if the virus spreads, zombies should be produced, right?
...

After Wen Chan got off the bus, she saw a very tall beauty with waist-length hair and skin that was almost glowing white standing not far away with her back to her.

The other person was holding a sign with the license plate number of the bus CH4444 written on it. It was the bus she was riding.

It should be the tour guide who picked them up.

Wen Chan walked towards the tour guide, and only when she got closer did she realize that he was ridiculously tall, at least 185cm tall. She raised her hand and patted him on the shoulder, "Beautiful... girl... brother?"

As soon as her hand touched the other person, he turned his head away.

Wen Chan looked at that face and her tongue almost got tied.

The killer from behind!
A true killer from behind!
From the back I saw a virtuous and quiet beautiful woman, but when I turned around I saw it was a man.

It’s not quite accurate to say that he is a killer from behind, because he looks better from the front.

He only had long hair on the back of his head, and the short hair in front was wet with sweat and a little messy. His eyes, as clear and pure as a deer's, looked at her with a little confusion.

His facial features are so delicate that they are stunning at first sight, provided one ignores the red sauce on his mouth, nose and cheeks.

He looked like he was eating something just now and his face was covered with it.

Wen Chan felt that he looked inexplicably cute now, and she seemed to have found her welfare target!

After being a brainless villain for so many years, these handsome guys and cuties are what she deserves!
Wen Chan took out a handkerchief from her body and handed it to him, "Wipe your face first."

The other party didn't seem to understand what she meant. He thought for a while with a dull look in his eyes. Then he tentatively took the handkerchief from Wen Chan's hand, put it in his mouth and took a bite.

"Hey, this isn't food!"

Wen Chan was startled and quickly snatched the handkerchief from his mouth, but the other party bit it tightly and the handkerchief was torn in two.

Wen Chan: “…”

My goodness, she is so beautiful, but she is actually a fool!

Wen Chan decided to think about it again, whether to let him be her welfare, after all, it concerns her happiness for the rest of her life!

She reached out and pulled the other half of the handkerchief out of his mouth, crumpled it into a ball, and sloppily wiped the sauce off his face.

"Can you talk?" she asked.

The other person stared at her face and uttered a syllable from his throat, "Hmm."

Wen Chan: "Does it have a name?"

"Luo...Yan."

"Do you know to run home when it rains?"

Luo Yan tilted his head and pursed his lips, "Hmm..." What does that mean?
Wen Chan thought he could do it, and looked at the face that she had wiped clean, and smiled with satisfaction.

She is so beautiful and she even runs home when it rains, so she will be tempted by her beauty!
"Is there anyone else at home?" Wen Chan casually threw the dirty handkerchief into the trash can next to her.

Luo Yan took a look and shook his head.

Wen Chan was even more satisfied and patted Luo Yan's arm, "Okay, I'll go home with you later."

The safe house was also found, and the mission was a great victory at the first try.

Cool!
Luo Yan had a confused look on his face, as if he had never seen such a friendly human being.

The other people on the bus gradually reacted and got off the bus one after another.

They agreed with the college student's statement that they were pulled into a horror game copy.

I don’t know how to play this. All I can do now is follow the instructions on the car step by step.

Find a tour guide first.

At the intersection outside, besides Wen Chan, there was only the beautiful...woman holding the sign...

Oh, it’s a man, that’s okay.

"Hey, are you the tour guide? Where is the safe house?"

There are more than one bad-tempered person. Being inexplicably dragged into this unknown place, no one would be in a good mood or tone.

Except for cicadas.

Luo Yan looked at the huge group of people in front of him and subconsciously took a few steps back.

"I'm asking you a question! Little white face, are you a mute?"

"..."

Luo Yan glanced at the person who scolded him, and silently took out a black notebook and a pen from his pocket.

He opened the notebook and drew a crooked 1 on it.

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Self-protection:

Female Lead: Invincible Boss

Male protagonist: slightly human

It's a sweet little horror game, with emotions as the main focus and plot as the secondary, and the heroine is wearing...

1v1, the male protagonist has the same body in each copy. The male protagonist is not human and can change into any appearance and form.

(End of this chapter)