Shenhao: Please stop messing around
Chapter 17, Tangtang and Xiaoxiao
Chapter 17, Tangtang and Xiaoxiao
"What are your names?"
Lin Chu raised the bottle of wine and smiled at the two people opposite him.
The one on the left is more in line with my aesthetics, white, thin and young, with an off-shoulder dress and delicate collarbones.
The one on the right seems to have a more feminine look, and is probably a few years older.
Women use all kinds of cosmetics to beautify their bodies, but few people know that, in most cases, most men's eyes have an automatic beautification function.
It's genetic instinct.
"Sugar candy."
Bai Shouyou smiled and bumped into Lin Chu, then signed up.
The one on the right said with a smile, "I won't tell you."
Lin Chu: ...Ugly people often do bad things.
I was too lazy to ask her.
Tangtang glanced at her bestie, then looked at Lin Chu and said with a smile, "Just call her Xiaoxiao, the little one in the middle."
Xiao Xiao immediately rolled her eyes at her best friend and said, "NO!"
Lin Chu was speechless, his eyes passing over her chest as if nothing had happened. He couldn't help but think that this name and the real person were really too unworthy of the name. Such a big-breasted girl was actually called Xiaoxiao.
"Hey!"
Xiaoxiao noticed Lin Chu's look and called out.
So Lin Chu couldn't help laughing out loud, and he didn't want to hold it back.
A man who laughs when he wants to laugh and is relaxed is more attractive.
Lin Chu understands all these principles.
It’s just that it was difficult to integrate knowledge and action in the past.
After all, money is the biggest problem. How can you live freely without money?
"That's too much! Stop laughing! It's disgusting!"
She grumbled a little.
Women have a natural trash testing instinct. The more timid a man is in front of them, the more unattractive and low-status he is, the more women feel that he is. On the contrary, they may feel disgusted by a man who is unrestrained, but at least they will not look down on him.
"You're Fengzi's friend? From the club? Why haven't I seen you before?"
Xiaoxiao asked three soul-searching questions in a row, as if she was very familiar with Liu Junfeng. She first asked about Lin Chu's affairs.
"We're not friends yet, are we?"
"We just met today."
Lin Chu said lazily, lit a cigarette and puffed out a long puff of smoke.
Seeing this attitude, the two of them instinctively felt that this guy was quite awesome, and they had not yet accepted Brother Feng as a friend.
A bit pretentious.
But not too pretentious.
"That's it later. Come, have a sip."
Tangtang smiled and raised the bottle.
Ding.
The three touched each other.
We chatted casually, drank beer, and waited for the food.
Now it's not even a warm-up, I'm just sitting there killing time.
Deng Deng Deng!
Suddenly, hurried footsteps were heard on the wooden floor. Lin Chu looked in the direction of the sound and saw Xiaolu holding a cell phone, running towards him quickly.
She and Lu Ming went somewhere just now, maybe they went back to their room.
"what happened?"
"Running so fast?"
Lin Chu asked with a smile, watching her running towards him.
Xiaolu took two deep breaths and said, "Brother Chu, you were cyberbullied. Your assistant, An An, spread the news to Xiao Hongshu! I just saw it!"
Lin Chu:?
He took her phone and took a look at it. After reading the entire post, he smiled speechlessly and handed the phone back to her: "She is anxious and angry. Whatever, I didn't sleep with her... What? I didn't lick her, so you want to cyberbully me?"
That's how it was.
The little deer was slightly stunned and looked surprised - not asleep?
Well.
Ok.
"What post is that? Let me see it."
Xiaoxiao was listening across the table and asked curiously.
"Go to Xiaohongshu and take a look. Here, this post..."
Not knowing the two of them, Xiaolu took out his phone and looked at them. He took a deep breath and looked at Lin Chu. He suddenly felt that he was the victim.
That "An An" was really too much. Xiao Xiao and Tang Tang quickly ate the melon and saw the post on Xiao Hongshu. They looked at it and looked at Lin Chu, the "real melon" from time to time. After reading it all in one breath, they were also quite shocked.
"My grass!"
"What kind of a woman is this!"
"No, brother, you are such a grudge. You spend $300,000 a night at the bar and $300,000 a meal at Ensue, and you go to pick up this cheap girl?"
Xiaoxiao looked at Lin Chu and said in disbelief.
Tangtang pulled her arm and said, "Oh, it's not Brother Chu's fault. She got angry because of what I said..."
"Stop, stop, stop!"
"Posts are posts, facts are facts."
"In fact, I was drinking with seven or eight friends at a bar last night. There were so many people that we ordered four dragon suits. She saw my circle of friends and came over later."
"Also, Lu Ming and I had lunch together today. We were having fun together as brothers. We ordered a bottle of Romanee-Conti for 180,000 yuan, so the meal only cost 120,000 yuan. She just came to make up the number."
Lin Chu spread his hands and said with a smile.
Both: ...Uh.
"I understand that, but, Brother Chu, my focus is on... only? What do you mean, only 120,000 for a meal? What family?"
Tangtang joked and changed the subject.
“Rural family.”
Lin Chu glanced at her and said frankly.
she:……
Xiaoxiao smiled and said, "Is it the kind of rural family that owns hundreds of acres of land, several mountains, and was given dozens of houses after the relocation? Is it a family with a living standard close to 100 million?"
Lin Chu couldn't help but laugh out loud.
At this time Liu Junfeng brought over another plate of skewers.
"What are you talking about? Are you so happy?"
Lin Chu pouted: "My buddy was bullied online. The girl I took to the yacht today said that I was a prostitute."
Liu Junfeng: …
After a moment of hesitation, he said, "Fuck, you're stupid, right?"
Lin Chu spread his hands: "Of course? What can I do?"
"Hey, forget it, forget it. There are too many idiots. There is no point in getting angry with them. Let's forget about this matter. What's the matter? Is our Tangtang not sweet enough, or is our Xiaoxiao not big enough? I'll give you two a task. Tonight, get my brother Chu drunk!"
Liu Junfeng said with a smile, and quickly changed the subject, making jokes about the three people separately.
"Fengzi! Your uncle!"
A small laugh and scold.
Tangtang pursed her lips, looking innocent and cute.
Ding.
At this moment, Lin Chu's mobile phone on the table suddenly received a text message.
Clicked it and took a look.
It was from An Qingning - Brother Chu, this is An Qingning. Sorry, I have to apologize first. I was a little weird today. Maybe I have been under too much work pressure recently and I am not in a good mood...
It’s a long text message, with more than 200 words.
Lin Chu took a quick glance, read the beginning, and didn't want to read any further.
He casually threw his phone on the table: "Sometimes, I really don't understand these people's train of thought..."
The three of them leaned over to look.
Then they all laughed out loud.
"Hey, this isn't an apology, this is appeasement, or is it just to keep doing bad things and give you gold coins?"
Xiaoxiao suddenly said something.
Hearing this, Liu Junfeng was amazed: "Fuck! The word appeasement is used perfectly! Who the hell said that women with big breasts are brainless? Xiaoxiao, you are so big!"
He said this in a nasty tone and ran away quickly.
The little bear suddenly grew bigger, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. He kicked the chair away in frustration and chased after him to beat him up.
Lin Chu and Tangtang looked at each other and couldn't help but smile at the same time.
Tangtang took the initiative to pick up the bottle.
"Come on, Brother Chu, I'll toast you. Calm down, it's all over..."
……
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(End of this chapter)
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