Shenhao: Please stop messing around

Chapter 21 21, Dad, can you call me Dad?
Early the next morning.

Lin Chu took the high-speed train back home, and had to transfer from Pengcheng to Yangcheng, then to the city, then to the town, and then to the village. His destination was at the edge of the Qiongzhou Strait, a small village on the coastline called Longwei Village.

This is the border between Guangdong Province and Qiong Island. When you walk on the beach at night, you can see the tall buildings of Coconut City across the sea. Every morning, you will be awakened by the whistle of the cross-sea ferry.

So much so that many years later, whenever Lin Chu heard the sound of a train whistle, he would want to pee quickly.

However, when I smell the burning of car exhaust, especially diesel exhaust, I feel a strange sense of pleasure and it smells very fragrant. Perhaps that is the smell in my memory.

It's about two o'clock in the afternoon.

After getting off the high-speed rail station in the city, Lin Chu went straight to Audi's 4S store.

“Hello, buy a car.”

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"This is the one I want. Do you have any in stock?"

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"Swipe the card and I'll handle the formalities for you. Call me when you're done."

There was no test drive, no bargaining, and in less than half an hour, Lin Chu drove a newly bought Audi A6 away from the 4S store. He only said three sentences during the whole process, as if he was buying a cabbage in the vegetable market.

Without it.

The female salespeople in this 4S store are really ugly, and none of them are good-looking.

Just buy it while you can.

I took the driving test during my sophomore year.

My dad's BYD F3 was once driven on a country road with the fuel consumption of a tractor and the speed of a sports car.

I have driven for my boss when I visited clients before...

Lin Chu is not unfamiliar with driving, but this is the first time he owns a car. However, after driving it for four laps, he felt that it was just average.

Anyway, it doesn't suit my taste.

But as for the gift, it doesn’t matter whether I like it or not, as long as my dad likes it.

It took nearly an hour to drive back to the village from the city.

When the sun was at its hottest, under the old sacred tree at the entrance of Longwei Village, the lush branches and leaves acted like a natural sunshade. An electric wire was pulled over, and a fan was whirring, as several men gathered there to play cards.

beep……

Lin Chu honked the horn.

My sight has caught my father's excited face. His face is dark, his body is thin, his hair is messy, he is holding a cigarette, and there is a big gold chain around his neck. Of course, it is fake, just for show. He doesn't dare to go into the sea with the gold chain on because it will float...

This look suddenly reminded Lin Chu of Wang Baoqiang in the movie "Detective Chinatown", so he couldn't help but shook his head and smiled.

Lin Haifu glanced over here, but didn't pay any attention. His attention was all on the big sign in his hand.

"Dudududu!"

Lin Chu honked the horn twice more.

Lin Haifu's cards were opened. His hand was very big, but there was a bigger hand next to him, so he threw the cards in anger and shouted into the distance: "Fuck you..."

Before he finished cursing, his eyes suddenly moved slightly. He grabbed dozens of dollars in change, a lighter, and cigarettes on his desk, picked up his slippers, and ran over here quickly.

The closer you get, the more you can see the face of the person in the driver's seat.

The smile on her face blossomed like a blooming jellyfish.

"Son, I'm gonna fuck your mother!"

My dad shouted in dialect, and this is what it means when translated into Mandarin.

Lin Chu almost spit out laughter.

——You seem to be scolding someone, but you also seem to be telling the truth.

After turning off the engine and getting out of the car, Lin Chu picked up his dad and spun him around twice, just like he did when he was a kid. Then he patted the front of the car with a playful smile: "Look, A6! Your favorite car!"

Lin Haifu laughed and cursed twice to express his inner excitement.

"Did you buy it new?"

He asked. Lin Chu nodded and smiled frivolously: "I bought it for you. But I have a request. Dad, I have called you dad for so many years, can you call me dad?"

Lin Haifu:?

A slap came up and said, "Fuck your mother!"

Lin Chu: …

He didn't become a father and was almost beaten into a grandson.

Lin Haifu had already gotten into the car, called his old friend, and went for a ride to show off.

Sitting in a rocking chair under a tree, Lin Chu lit a cigarette and looked at the distant horizon. He could faintly hear the man's excited shouts. He exhaled a long puff of smoke and a knowing smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

Return home in glory!
The sense of satisfaction brought by this kind of vanity is truly incomparable, and it is one of the few politically correct vanity in the Chinese people's moral values.

[Spending 51 yuan for my friend Lin Haifu, and getting a rebate of 102 million yuan]

The virtual panel gave the message that the reward for this action had been settled.

There is definitely no chance of getting ten times the amount, there is really nothing we can do.

On the way back, Lin Chu thought of many tricks, such as drinking with his father first, getting him drunk, and then taking advantage of the drunkenness to trick him into calling him dad.

However, after comparing the two people's drinking capacity, I immediately gave up this idea.

Lin Haifu is the biggest drinker in Longwei. During the Chinese New Year, he drinks from the night of New Year’s Eve to the second or even the third day of the New Year. He really drinks with just one finger.

With my little experience, it was wishful thinking for me to get him drunk or even get tipsy with him.

Forget it, just use quantity to make up for the multiplier and buy more gifts for dad.

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Lin Haifu went out for a bit of fun, and when he came back, he found an old friend in the car who had been left somewhere, and there was a woman sitting in the passenger seat.

The old lady is in her forties, but she is still charming and her smile is as beautiful as a flower.

If nothing unexpected happens, this is my dad's old lover...

Lin Chu wanted to laugh.

Where does my fickleness come from?

It turns out to be an ancestral gene!
"Son, come on, get in the car, I'll take you to the bar tonight!"

Lin Haifu drove the car over, stopped, laughed and shouted, "I am as if I have passed the imperial examination. I am so proud of myself. I am going to bloom tonight."

Lin Chu smiled silently and got in the car.

It’s good to have a father like this, at least he won’t ask you where the money comes from.

It saves me a lot of trouble of explanation.

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After living at home for two days, Lin Chu wanted to buy a house in the city, but after thinking about it, he found all kinds of inconveniences.

The house was renovated two years ago. There is a vegetable field at the back, the sea is less than 500 meters in front, and there are fruit trees on both sides. It covers an area of ​​nearly one acre. Although it is decorated in a country style, it is very comfortable to live in.

Why bother him?
If I really lived in the city, without friends and such a good natural environment, I might live several years less.

You should buy him some good wine and some good cigarettes. He definitely can't quit these two things. Drinking something good and smoking something good will at least be better for his health.

Two boxes of Moutai and three packs of Zhonghua cigarettes a month, this is the amount set by Lin Chu. It’s not that he doesn’t want to buy more, but he is afraid that he will drink too much.

Find him a wife. My dad likes girls with good figures and big butts.

Great minds think alike, and I like it too.

Thinking of this...

Lin Chu was a little bit amused and helpless. My dad, you really should call me dad!

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(End of this chapter)