Agriculture Maniac

Chapter 439 Press Conference

Bashu, Daliang Mountains.

In the mountains, there are fruit trees, herbs everywhere, wild fruits in abundance, and countless giant long-nosed pigs resting beside the trees.

"3, 2, 1, ignite!"

Boom buzz...

As the countdown continued, an extremely huge sky-piercing monkey rose up from the distant valley.

The groups of birds dozing in the woods and the giant pigs that looked like baby elephants seemed accustomed to this. They just chirped a few times or changed their posture and continued to sleep soundly.

Judging from their expressions, they seemed to be very impatient with this and looked annoyed.

After a while.

The loud speaker sounded again.

"Theta 796 is ready for launch at 2pm."

"The West Tower 797 and 798 are in place and will be launched on time tomorrow morning and afternoon."

"Check at 799 and 800 in the West Tower."

"Theta 801 and 802 implanted launch program..."

The loud sound of the broadcast echoed repeatedly in the mountains and forests, waking up the birds from their sleepiness.

They took off chirping and headed straight for the valley angrily.

soon.

A small basin surrounded by four mountains appears before the eye.

At the foot of Dongfang Mountain, there are large characters reading "Bashu Civilian Aerospace Industry Group".

At the foot of Nanfang Mountain, there stand the big characters "Bashu Civilian Aerospace Science and Technology Group".

At the foot of the Western Mountain, there stand the large characters "Bashu Civilian Aerospace Command Center".

At the foot of the northern mountain, there stand the words "Bashu Civilian Space Launch Base".

They are connected by tracks and dirt roads.

There are many flatbed cars running on the track, carrying many rocket parts.

There are many huge vehicles driving on the dirt road, supporting the Arrow Star Integration-West Tower.

Looking from afar.

The four units are like production workshops, and the flatbed trucks and the Big Mac are like assembly lines.

The more than 200-meter-high Xita rocket moved from east to south, then to west and north, and after assembly, processing, inspection and secondary inspection, it arrived at the launch site in the middle.

Then, like bullets on a bullet chain, they were fired into the air one after another.

Faced with nearly a hundred huge rockets and the busy scene, the flock of birds were so shocked that they forgot to chirp.

In the foggy city, Bashu Civil Aerospace Company is holding a press conference.

On the large and spacious podium, on the left is the former chairman of Sanyuan Agriculture, Yu Sanyuan, who has not appeared for a long time.

On the right is Chief Engineer Lu, who is wearing a navy blue cadre uniform, a black cadre hat, and reading glasses on his nose.

In the past year, Sanyuan Agriculture had confronted the Seventh Fleet, forced the Third Fleet to pay New Year's greetings, reached a cooperation with Persia, and pushed the Aynak Railway to the border between Turkmenistan and Persia... During this period, it did not hold a press conference.

Therefore, reporters gathered at the scene, all of them eager to get the chance to ask questions.

10 o'clock in the morning.

Yu Sanyuan, former chairman of Sanyuan Agriculture, gave a speech first:

“The aerospace business within the factory was founded by my grandson, Mr. Xiao Yu.”

"At that time, I looked down on this kind of money-burning stuff."

"After all, no matter how well you manage it, it can't grow food, let alone pork or beef."

"But my grandson told me that if you don't do it now, it will be too late when you can't find a way out on your home planet."

"Facts have proved that what my grandson said is right. When Sanyuan Agriculture is besieged by capitalism in the Asia-Pacific region, when the Ice Bear treacherously tears up the Asia-Europe Integration Agreement, when North America carries out a decapitation operation against Persia, and when North America sends troops to Syria... Sanyuan Agriculture is now really at a dead end."

"It can be said that the enemies are everywhere, east, west, south, and north."

"Fortunately, we can go upwards, to the sky, to the moon, to Mars, and to further places. The resources there far exceed those of our home planet."

"We can even provide Sanyuan Agriculture with different soils and materials, forming a technological form that is different from the current one."

"So Sanyuan Agriculture must develop manned spaceflight!"

Wow!

There was a wave of applause.

Wait until it calms down.

Ice Bear reporter raised his hand and said, "Mr. Yu, you just said that the east, south, west and north are all enemies. Does that mean you also list Ice Bear as an opponent?"

"definitely."

"But as far as I know, Sanyuan Agriculture has leased more than 100 million square kilometers of land in the Far East, developed about 2.6 million mu of farmland, and an aquaculture area of ​​about 115 billion cubic meters. This seems to mean that your cooperation with Ice Bear is getting closer."

"My journalist friend, I need to correct you on one point. The land in the Far East was not leased by Sanyuan Agriculture on its own initiative. It was Ice Bear that took the initiative to find us to exchange it for the graphics card matrix and Sanxi Electronics.

In other words, it is the valuable property pledged to us by Ice Bear.

In other words, Ice Bear cannot do without three-series electronics, otherwise it will be beaten by the EU so badly that even its mother won’t recognize it.

But we can give up the land in the Far East, because we still own the land in Southeast Asia and West Africa, and even North America is planning to sell Alaska to me..."

North American reporter: “???”

English reporter: “???”

EU reporter: “Awesome!”

"Sorry, it was just a joke."

Almost at the same time, international news broke that North America was planning to sell Alaska.

Xiaobu: “???”

Old Bu: “???”

Old Smith: "Those traitors from Texas!"

···
The conference site.

The Japanese reporter raised his hand and said, "Mr. Yu, according to reliable information, Libya's Gaddafi was beaten up by a group of unknown armed elements last night. They specifically slapped him in the face and recorded a video... Multiple intelligence organizations have confirmed that this is exactly the same as your style of doing things."

"Nonsense, collective work is always aboveboard, how could we secretly beat someone up? If I really hated the insults, I would definitely help Libya, but I forgot about the insults yesterday, and I would never go looking for trouble with Gaddafi."

"Mr. Yu, listen to what you said. Do you believe it yourself?"

"Starting tomorrow, the supply price of fruits, vegetables, grains, oils, rice and flour in Japan will be increased by 20%."

"···"

"My friend the journalist from Japan, do you have any questions?"

"It's gone, absolutely gone!"

The South Korean reporter laughed out loud, "Mr. Yu has lived an upright life. How could he possibly do something shameful like you Japanese pigs?"

"South Korea's food supply price reduced by 10%"

"Thank you~~ Director Yu!"

The Japanese reporter felt that he would not be able to return to Japan alive, so he jumped up, grabbed the South Korean reporter by the neck, and started beating him on the spot.

···
After a brief riot.

Yu Yang said, "Next, Lao Lu, the chief engineer of Bashu Civilian Aerospace Industry Group, will introduce the three series of manned space projects to everyone."

Wow!

Chief Engineer Lu picked up the speech manuscript and said, "This manned space project is mainly divided into two parts."

"One is the propulsion system, which uses the rocket-satellite integrated theta tower. In this regard, we have accumulated a lot of experience and created a very safe launch mechanism with a success rate close to 100%."

"One is the space room, which uses a composite shell provided by Sanyuan Building Materials..."

"The space chamber's environmental system has greatly lowered the entry threshold for astronauts and made it possible for ordinary people to enter outer space."

"So the first batch of astronauts for the three-series manned space program includes two aerospace professional technicians and six senior construction engineers."

North American reporter: "Mr. Lu, why do you send construction engineers to outer space?" "Construction engineers are the foundation of space infrastructure. We send them up to understand the space environment and make full preparations for the subsequent space development, space planting, lunar development, lunar mining, etc."

As soon as the words fell, the scene fell into dead silence.

In February this year, all the countries with a little shamelessness were bragging.

Ice Bear blows manned moon landing.

Sri Lanka brags about manned space flight.

The Japanese robot landed on the moon.

North America plans to expand the space station and return to the moon.

Including Dongfang, a three-step plan for landing on the moon, namely 'orbiting, landing and returning', was also set.

However, now that we are really serious, except for Dongfang who is working seriously, the others probably haven’t even completed the PPT.

French reporter: "Mr. Lu, when will the launch be?"

"After joint research by the Buddhist temple and the Dongyue Taoist sect, they all agreed that April 4 is an auspicious day. Considering that one of the two parties intends to build a Buddhist temple in space and the other intends to build a Taoist heavenly palace, we decided to ignite the fire on time at 22:4 am on April 22."

The French reporter looked at Yu Yang and said, "Mr. Yu, after the success of the manned space program, when will you build a space station?"

"It will be mid-next year at the latest, but it could be done this year. You know, we have a high-thrust rocket that can send 3000 tons of stuff up there."

"Then do you mind allowing French astronauts to enter your space station?"

"Sanxi Electronics uses Chinese underlying technology, Chinese code, Chinese system and Chinese UI. If France has an astronaut who is proficient in Chinese, we are willing to give him a quota."

Dutch reporter: "Mr. Yu, we have astronauts who can speak Chinese."

"Count you in."

South Korean reporter: "Mr. Yu, we have changed Seoul back to its former name - Hancheng, and have resumed Chinese courses."

"Count you in."

Italian reporter: "Mr. Yu..."

"Count you in."

German reporter: "Mr. Yu..."

"Count you in."

Reporter from Wajima: "Mr. Yu, our capital is called Tokyo, which corresponds to the capital, southern capital, and western capital..."

"roll!"

Reporter: "Mr. Yu, the topic of your rocket still using 'poisonous launch' continues to simmer on the Internet. What do you think about this?"

"As the saying goes, it doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice, it is a good cat. In the field of aerospace, no matter whether it is poison or hydrogen and oxygen, as long as it can send 3000 tons of things into outer space, it is a good thing."

The third reporter was thoughtful and quickly wrote down this sentence.

The Ice Bear reporter raised his hand and said, “Mr. Yu, what do you think of the Caucasus standoff?”

"I'm sorry, I haven't figured that out yet."

"But your tanks, missiles, and individual weapons have already been donated to the European Union."

"You can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want. Sanyuan Agriculture is an agricultural company and never produces weapons."

"It's Sanyuan Heavy Industry."

"Sanyuan Heavy Industry is an agricultural machinery company. It has developed combine harvesters, combine tillers, combine harvester and tiller machines, as well as a large number of threshing equipment, long-term storage equipment, and large-scale transportation equipment. It does not have the weapons you mentioned at all."

"Where's S103 Headless Knight?"

"Isn't that a Swedish tank?"

"What about the MiG-25?"

"Ice Bear's."

"J11B!"

"Oriental."

"High performance Apache!"

"This is from North America. Unless they are stupid, they will give me the technology for this thing."

"Then the military rations should be yours, right?"

"Military rations are meant to fill people's stomachs, not to cause killings. What's wrong with military rations? Is military rations a sin? England has been eating military rations for two years, and no one has complained."

Ice Bear Reporter: “…”

English reporter: “…”

Immediately, the English reporter raised his hand and said, "Mr. Yu, the Tijuana sailor fleet is going to South America for exercises, and North American seed and grain merchants are also entering Brazil and Argentina. What do you think of this?"

"I don't really care. After all, they are a group of robbers. Once they set their sights on what they want, they will never give up until they achieve their goal."

"Isn't Sanyuan Agriculture planning to conquer South America?"

"My family is trapped in Asia-Pacific and can't even go to Africa, so how can we go to South America? However, if Brazil and Argentina are willing to purchase fifth-generation aircraft, the J14 foreign trade version, I can help them contact the Eastern Air Force."

The English reporter nodded and said no more.

Yu Yang was very clear that all the reporters who came here were spies sent by high-level officials from various countries.

England asked this question simply to confirm whether Sanyuan Heavy Industries would sell advanced weapons.

If sold, England can spend money to aid Brazil and Argentina, and then instigate the two countries to fight with North America.

It can even instigate Canada and Australia to get involved.

After all, England is a veritable troublemaker.

Of course, the prerequisite is that Brazil and Argentina dare to go forward.

Yu Yang had no hope for this.

Maybe by now, they have already knelt down.

At this time.

A North American reporter from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology raised his hand and said, "Mr. Yu, the research field has been studying the changes in the sea for four years, but has not yet reached a conclusion on the formation of wonders. I wonder if you can give me some advice?"

"What a change?"

Yu Yang thought for a moment and made up a story: "As we all know, in the industrial field, there are three primary colors, RGB, which are red, blue, and green. Then we use these three to combine into any color we want, but this is three-color vision."

"Most people don't know that birds have tetrachromatic vision, or in other words, humans can only recognize a few hundred colors, but birds can recognize thousands. The world seen by trichromatic vision is completely different from the world seen by tetrachromatic vision."

"Based on this, humans do have tetrachromatic vision, but such people are very rare, and most of them are women."

"So, it is obviously much easier to let a group of builders with four-color vision use the four colors to create a world of changes than to use the three primary colors to create a world of changes."

A North American reporter from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology suddenly realized, "The dimensions are different!"

Yu Yang was slightly stunned. He didn't expect the other party to really believe it. "Yes, a two-dimensional plane can't understand three-dimensional at all, and a three-dimensional plane naturally can't understand four-dimensional."

The North American reporter from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology nodded heavily and left on the spot.

"Good guy, he's still a scientific research madman."

Yu Yang sighed, and when he saw the Tokyo TV reporter who was close to Sanyuan Agriculture raised his hand, he immediately called out the other person.

"Mr. Yu, the vast majority of people in the world currently think you are a hawk."

"No, I'm a conservative, otherwise we would have fought long ago."

“But what you do seems to be no different from the hawks.”

"It's the hawks who are too conservative."

"Mr. Yu, can you explain your great dream?"

"As the saying goes, there are Qin bricks and Han tiles, Tang poetry and Song lyrics, Yuan opera and Ming novels. The Qing Dynasty has treaties, but what does the East have? Nothing."

"There is a world of peace."

"Other countries have them too, so I just want the East to have something unique in this era."

"Mr. Yu, I understand. The Qin Dynasty had Dongshan, the Han Dynasty had the Chimei Army, the Sui Dynasty had Wagangzhai, the Tang Dynasty had Huang Chao, the Song Dynasty had Liangshan, the Yuan Dynasty had the Red Turban Army, the Qing Dynasty had the Boxer Rebellion, and the modern era has Sanyuan!"

"???"

(End of this chapter)