Pokemon the wrong way

"Yo!"

After the water ballet performance, Xiaoyou easily bypassed the staff—I don’t know why Xiaoyou always felt that the movements of the staff members who looked up and yawned or lowered their heads to rub their eyes were somewhat exaggerated—then slipped to the backstage and found the staff who had just changed The green-haired girl Macchiato who came out of the dressing room in good clothes. "Long time no see, Macchiato who almost starved to death in the green field~~"

"Ah, this isn't Bai..." The A-level special forces member who just raised his hand to say hello immediately fell down when he heard Xiaoyou's words, "...how long do you want to use this meme to laugh at me!?"

"Well..." Xiaoyou smiled, "Let's talk about it after a hundred years or so."

Macchiato covered her face: "Ah, I would have starved to death if I had known..."

"Well, let's not mention this for now." Xiaoyou, who successfully hit the opponent, accepted it as soon as it was good, and changed the topic back. "Speaking of which, you, an A-level agent, don't do your job of cheating, kidnapping, killing, and setting fire. What are you doing here selling your lust?"

"Don't use strange words to describe my job..." Macchiato said helplessly, "acting here is just a part-time job."

"Part-time job?" Xiaoyou made an exaggeratedly sad expression, "The salary of the Rockets is really so low that you need to sell your luster to get by..."

"They say don't use strange words! Here is..."

"Thank you, Macchiato!" The green-haired girl's words were interrupted by a young man wearing diving goggles who came out of another dressing room—that is, he was mixed with a group of beautiful legs in the previous water ballet performance. Among the sisters, the one who successfully attracted the envy and hatred of most of the male audience present. "The performance just now was very good, and the audience's evaluation was very high...By the way, who is this?"

"Hello! I'm Zhou Fangyou from Zhenxin Town!" Because she was worried that someone would accidentally say the name Baihexiang, Xiaoyou said loudly before Macchiato could speak, "I'm from Macchiato. My friend, when I was traveling as a trainer in the Johto area, I heard that she performed here, so I stopped by to see it! It was a wonderful performance!"

"Ahaha, as long as you like it!" Obviously, the young man was very pleased with this kind of compliment, smiling happily.

"...Let me introduce to you, this is Ryuji, the leader of the water ballet performance, and also the gym trainer of this Dragon Palace Gym." Macchiato took advantage of the opportunity to introduce the identity of the young man to Xiaoyou, "Xiaoyou, if you want to challenge the gymnasium, you should also look for him."

"Little Youjun, right? Please give me your advice." The young male Long Si shook hands with Xiaoyou very enthusiastically, "You are welcome to challenge my Dragon Palace Gym, but my little elf has just performed a water ballet and needs a little You can only fight after taking a break... Why don't you take this time to let me show you around this gym? It's not about bragging, it's rare to see underwater gyms like Dragon Palace Gym, right?"

Xiaoyou thought about it for a while, although she basically watched bikini girls in the previous performances, but she remembered that there were indeed a few water elves jumping around... So she nodded: "Then please."

So Xiaoyou followed the gymnasium trainer Long Si to visit the inside of the gymnasium.Along the way, Long Si kept introducing this and that, which made Xiaoyou find out the details of this Dragon Palace Gymnasium by listening and guessing...

It turns out that this Dragon Palace gymnasium was not an official gymnasium recognized by the alliance less than a month ago, but a private gymnasium established by Ryuji because he admired the three Hualan sisters (*1) in Hualan City in Kanto museum.

Since it is a private gymnasium, it naturally does not have the right to issue badges to trainers, nor does it have the various subsidies enjoyed by official gymnasiums, and it is not even approved to apply for a piece of construction land in the city... In order to build a gymnasium Ryuji, who has exhausted all his savings, can't even afford to hire a referee for the match, so he can only try to perform water ballet by himself to earn extra money to maintain the gym.

But the more serious problem lies here - that's right, it is the promotional poster that Xiaoyou has seen to attract viewers...

Please imagine how those audiences who came here with great expectations after seeing the ad with a dozen pairs of beautiful legs will find that the entire performance has only one man in a swimsuit more conservative than a woman from the beginning to the end...

What about beautiful legs! ?What about a bikini! ?What about sister paper! ?

Did Nima get cheated? !

As a result, the number of audiences who came to watch the show was less and less each time. If there were fewer audiences, there would be no income, and if there was no income, there would be no money to maintain the equipment in the gym. The equipment was old and the private gym had no badges, so the trainers were even less willing to come... …the unmistakable rhythm of the vicious circle.

However, just when Long Si himself was almost disheartened and was about to close the gymnasium and go back to his hometown to fish and pay off the debts of the gymnasium, a young trainer and his little friend came to the gymnasium...

With the mentality of closing the door and going back to his hometown to get married after the performance this time... er, I mean fishing, Long Si cheered up and performed a water ballet with his own elf with only four people in the audience.However, both the trainer boy and his two companions praised his performance (although one of his companions seemed not very interested...), and when they learned that he was still a gym trainer with a private gym, He also took the initiative to propose a gymnasium battle request!

This is nothing more than a ray of light in the darkness for Ryuji who is at the bottom of his life.

Although a group of idiots who claimed to be Phantom Troupe drove strange robots to try to disrupt the situation, Ryuji still had several wonderful battles with the visiting trainer boys and girls. It is novel and interesting, and I expressed my willingness to promote Ryuji's gymnasium to others when I go to the Alliance Silver Conference...

However this is not over.

As I said before, there are only three people in total, the trainer boy and its little friends, and there are four spectators watching Ryuji's "last" water ballet performance...

Sitting in a corner and silently watching Long Si's performance was an unattractive uncle, and this uncle watched the private setting of Long Si and the trainer boys and girls silently after the performance. Gym battle, and after the battle ended, the trainers left and found Ryuji.It turns out that this uncle is a rich businessman, and he also appreciates the uniqueness of Ryuji's performances and battles. He wants to sponsor Ryuji, so that the Dragon Palace Gymnasium will truly become an official gymnasium of the alliance!

This is almost as good as pie in the sky!Long Si agreed without any hesitation!

Then the local tyrant uncle showed the youth the power of money.Funds, equipment, and personnel have been put in place... In just a few days, the Dragon Palace Gymnasium has been renovated inside and out, replaced with the latest and best facilities, and specially invited a group of beautiful girls to perform together with Ryuji The water ballet is used to carry forward the characteristics of the gymnasium... Even a few days ago, the prosecutor of the alliance was invited to carry out the qualification certification of the gymnasium!And the excited Ryuji passed the test with a super performance, making the Dragon Palace Gym truly an official gym recognized by the alliance...

"I'm not afraid of your jokes, Little Youjun. I don't dare to open my eyes every morning when I wake up these days, for fear that when I open my eyes, I will find that all this is my own dream... I am really grateful to Xiaozhi (the trainer boy) Mr. He Jinping (uncle local tyrant), one of them gave me the motivation to persist in my dream, and the other gave me the conditions to realize my dream... Even now, Miss Sakura, Miss Acorus and Miss Peony in Hualan Gym are still my favorites. My idol, I will continue to work hard to make Dragon Palace Gym a famous gym like Hualan Gym one day...Speaking of which, Xiaozhi's partner Xiaoxia seems to be the younger sister of Hualan's three sisters (*2)... "

It is estimated that he has been in a state of excitement for a long time. I don't know when Long Si went from walking side by side with Xiaoyou to introduce the gymnasium to walking in front and talking to himself in a slightly incoherent way... But Xiaoyou was also happy to be Ignoring it, he quietly slowed down to distance himself from Ryuji, and whispered to Macchiato who was following behind:

"...So, this is actually the rhythm of the Rockets' opening of the 'divided base'?" Xiaoyou asked in a low voice that could only be heard clearly when they were very close.

"That's right. Team Rocket Dragon Palace..." Macchiato nodded and replied with the same subtle voice. "Mr. Jinpei who invested is actually the director of the construction department in the Johto area. Apart from the gym trainers, all the gymnasium members, from referees to cleaners, are members of Team Rocket. Enough excavation has been dug under the gymnasium. space, the real base part has already been constructed above average..."

"By the way, are you going to keep him in the dark forever?" Xiaoyou quietly pointed to the young man Long Si who was walking not far ahead and was still talking excitedly, "What if he accidentally found out that day? , do you want to put it in a sack and sink it into the sea?"

As a result, Macchiato smiled: "Captain Xiaoyou, haven't you noticed? The staff of this gymnasium you saw, as well as the previous water ballet performers, as well as the welcome and conductor at the door... all What do they have in common?"

Xiaoyou recalled it for a while, and then a few black lines hung down her head: "Uh, it seems...all girls?"

Macchiato smiled and nodded: "Then the secret passage leading to the real base is located in the women's locker room..."

"..."

"So this will never be exposed! Afterwards, we can subtly deepen Long Sijun's good impression of the Rockets, and then we can achieve a peaceful evolution..."

"...Have you ever considered the possibility that that guy is actually a sanctimonious bastard?"

"That's not easy? Just beat him upright until he can't take care of himself. Miss Junsha won't believe the nonsense of a woman with a severe concussion, right?"

"alright, you win……"

*1: Angry Xiaoxia: "It's the four sisters! The four sisters are soulless!!"

*2: Xiaoxia who was furious: "Mouth! What's wrong with 'the younger sister of the three sisters'! It's said to be the fourth sister!!"

PS: When I was watching Cup War UBW today, I suddenly discovered that the voice actors of Assassin Kojiro and Rockets Kojiro are Shinichiro Miki. .Is this guy actually a professional Kojiro? .