Douluo: Modify the narration, everyone goes crazy!

Chapter 2 Tang San: Brother Jie, please don’t do that, Brother Jie!
"Teacher, this is impossible, right? We come to take the entrance test, not only do we not have to pay, but we can also get paid?"

A parent of a student standing in front of the registration line pinched his ears, as if he didn't believe what he heard.

"It has been 20 years since Shrek Academy was founded. It has trained countless outstanding spirit masters, so it will not lie."

A middle-aged man walked out slowly from Shrek Academy. He looked to be about fifty years old, tall, and had a distinctive face.

The chin protrudes a little, the cheekbones are very wide, the face is flat, and the nose is a bit hooked, a bit like a hook installed on the insole of a shoe.

The middle-aged man wore a pair of black-framed crystal glasses on his face. The frames were a rigid square shape, giving people a weird feeling.

"Dean!" Li Yusong and Dai Mubai said respectfully.

The person who came was the dean of Shrek Academy, Flanders.

He waved to the parents and students who were signing up around him, and said with a smile: "The academy will spare no expense or effort in selecting talents for the soul master world."

"And for me, I have always had a wish to do charity, and this time it just fulfilled my wish."

Shen He who was standing by was licking his teeth as he watched. In the original novel, Flanders could be described as a miser and a tightwad, the most striking thing about him was that he was never willing to spend a penny!

As a result, under the influence of the system, Flanders was turned into a charity ambassador. The rule-based ability is really amazing!

[Host, I want to clarify to you that the power of the system is also limited. ]

[For the change of materials, such as turning a piece of raw meat into barbecued meat, or turning ten gold soul coins into ten thousand, it is currently possible. ]

[But as for the mental impact, just like you are asking Flanders to distribute gold soul coins to students taking the entrance exam, the effect will only be temporary.]

[After the influence of the system disappears, he will regain consciousness, and the duration of the influence is related to the level of the system. ]

Shen He touched his chin: "What about the money he sent out?"

【Then it’s really gone. 】

Shen He:.
Wonderful! The most painful thing in life is that you are alive but have no money!

Thinking of this, Shen He raised his voice and asked Flanders from a distance: "If you fail the test, should I return these ten gold soul coins to you?"

The students and parents who were surrounding him couldn't help but laugh when they heard this. Although this young man looked handsome, he was actually quite greedy.

You haven't even passed the entrance test of Shrek Academy, and you still want to keep the gold soul coins they gave you? How can you be so shameless?
However, at this moment, Flanders' eyebrows suddenly stood up, and he said angrily: "Why don't you retreat? If you dare to retreat, I will fight you to death!"

"Doing charity is my lifelong dream. I will be angry with anyone who dares to stop me!"

"I swear on the martial spirits of all the teachers and students of Shrek Academy that the ten gold soul coins I'm distributing will belong to you once you get them, and I will never ask you to return them!"

"If anyone dares to ask for a refund again, I'll bite your toes!"

The students and parents who came to register were stunned when they heard the words, and then they immediately applauded loudly.

What a kind person! What a rare kind person!
It’s just that the mental state of this great philanthropist is a bit worrying, but it’s understandable. Who would dream of doing charity every day?

Flanders held his head high and was almost thrilled by the applause and praise from the crowd.

Shen He also clapped his hands vigorously. Great, this is solid!
I swear on the martial spirits of all the teachers and students in the academy that even if Flanders doesn't care about his reputation, it is absolutely impossible for him to get the money back.

Shen He is also a reader of the Douluo Dalu trilogy, and he had previously felt that the Shrek Academy's entrance test, which was full of flaws, was outrageous.

The registration fee is ten gold soul coins. Even those famous soul master academies probably don’t charge that much, right?

The most important thing is that the money will not be refunded if the test is not passed. Isn't this obviously a trap for these civilian soul masters and bullying them because they have no power or influence?
The parents of these students saved up ten gold soul coins by eating frugally and enrolled in this shabby academy in this shabby village, but ended up having their money defrauded.

Only Shrek Academy could do such a shameless thing.

"Third brother, my feet hurt after standing for so long!"

Xiao Wu moved her ankle and said with a wronged frown.

"Then let me carry you for a while, Xiao Wu." Tang San said with concern.

"No, Third Brother, you are already very tired, how can I cause you more trouble?" Xiao Wu shook her head "firmly". "I am already very happy that Giegie cares about me so much."

Shen He grinned when he heard this. My goodness, has this old rabbit spirit Xiao Wu been surviving on green tea for the past 100,000 years?

No wonder even someone as shameless and shameless as Tang San was PUA'd to death by him, he is indeed a master!

Tang San looked at Xiao Wu's slightly frowned brows, hesitated for a moment, and took two steps forward.

His eyes scanned the surroundings and then fell on Shen He.

"Student, can we line up in front of you?"

Although Tang San was asking, his words were full of arrogance that could not be refused.

Before he came, Master Yu had already told him that the dean of Shrek Academy was his friend of many years, so Tang San felt like home here.

Moreover, he defeated Dai Mubai, who was at the Soul Master level, at the Rose Hotel in Soto City yesterday, which greatly boosted his confidence.

Shen He is not accompanied by his parents, and he is frail and looks like a weakling. If not his position, whose would he take?

Just as Tang San expected, Shen He was very easy to talk to. He just nodded and agreed directly.

However, he didn't expect that Shen He agreed not because he was scared, but because he wanted to use him to test the effect of the system.

Most of the students ranked ahead of Shen He did not meet the admission requirements, but they all happily received ten gold soul coins and left.

Ten gold soul coins are enough for a family of three to spend in a year. How can you not be happy with the money you get for free?

It was Tang San and Xiao Wu's turn. Xiao Wu stepped out first and stretched out her jade hand.

Since he didn't have enough money on him, Flanders asked Li Yusong to use his card to go to Soto City to withdraw money, so now he is in charge of the testing.

Flanders stretched out his hand, kneaded Xiao Wu's palm and wrist respectively, and nodded: "Not bad, you passed."

But Tang San's eyes flashed with coldness. He actually dared to touch Xiao Wu's rabbit claws. It was simply a way to death!

He took a step forward, stretched out his hand to Flanders, and said coldly: "It's my turn."

Flanders glanced at the unprepossessing Tang San and frowned.

Are you sick? I'm recruiting students and doing charity, and you still treat me like this?

Not only is he ugly, but he's also so pretentious? I'll crush you to pieces!
However, when Flanders placed his hand on Tang San's palm, he frowned.

Tang San has been practicing Tang Sect's unique martial art, the Mysterious Jade Hand, since he was young. Even if he doesn't use his soul power, the bones of his palms are different from those of ordinary people, so Flanders was unable to figure out his bone age.

[The bones in the palm of the hand cannot detect Tang San's bone age, so Flanders decided to touch Tang San's legs. ]

Looking at this line of narration, Shen He chuckled and changed "legs" to "buttocks".

Flanders sucked his teeth, frowned and said, "It's really strange, how can I not feel it out?"

"Hey! You, unbutton your pants and turn around so I can touch you!"

Tang San:? ? ?
"Teacher, do you want to touch my thigh bones?" Tang San's face flushed, and he asked doubtfully. "But I remember that touching the bones of the calf can also measure bone age, right?"

"Oh, you're blushing?" Flanders smiled wickedly. "I see you don't understand at all?"

"Hehehe, if you don't listen, I will do it myself, right?"

Tang San's face changed drastically when he heard that. He stepped back in fear, shaking his head in panic.

"No, teacher, don't do this!"

"Brother Jie, please don't do that, Brother Jie!"

(End of this chapter)