Douluo: Modify the narration, everyone goes crazy!

Chapter 20 Yu Dashi: My cultivation has reached a breakthrough!

"What's that smell? Why is it so bad?"

"Oh my god, Boss Dai, you stink!"

"Ugh, I'm going to vomit!"

Yu Dashi's body was wet, obviously he had just taken a shower and changed into new clothes.

But a foul and unpleasant smell emanated from his body, and even a rough guy like Zhao Wuji felt his stomach churning and almost vomited.

Shen He activated his soul power, sealed his mouth and nose, then moved to a position with the upper wind, and immediately felt much more comfortable.

But he still felt somewhat confused in his heart. How could Master Yu reach level 30 when he hadn't eaten the magic grass?
You know, in the original novel, the biggest loss Tang San ever suffered was accepting such a swindling old liar as his teacher.

As his so-called teacher, he gave Tang San almost no guidance on cultivation, because there were no cultivation techniques in Douluo Continent. Except for Tang San's own Xuantian Gong, everyone relied on meditation to increase their soul power.

This resulted in Yu Dashi being unable to provide Tang San with any help in terms of cultivation speed, and he even had to take advantage of Tang San's magic grass.

Even without this teacher, Tang San would still become a god without any delay.

Moreover, when the soul master world's number one theoretical master took his good disciple Tang San into the Soul Hunting Forest to obtain his first soul ring, he was nearly poisoned to death by a mandrake snake that suddenly appeared on the outskirts of the Soul Hunting Forest. Can you believe this?
Because he miscalculated the strength of the soul beast, and his martial soul was just a pig that could fart, the future Sea God almost died at the hands of a hundred-year-old Mandrake Snake.

In the end, it was Tang San who killed the Mandragora Snake with his own hidden weapon skills and detoxified Yu Dashi at the same time.

The only knowledge passed down by Master Yu that Tang San could use until the end was the accurate knowledge of the ages of various spirit beasts.

But to be honest, you can get this kind of low-end knowledge from any soul master force, even a small sect.

A teacher is there to teach, accept students and resolve doubts. The problem is that Yu Dashi has not done any of these three things.

Tang San's experience in the martial arts world was taught by the Tang Sect in his previous life. His character as an old silver coin and a hypocrite is his own nature and has nothing to do with Yu Dashi.

If we have to describe it in a simple way, Yu Dashi is like a cloud player who posts on the game forum every day.

After watching a few videos of experts operating the system, I felt like I had a national service logo on my head.

But he didn't expect that no club wanted him, and they didn't even let him participate in the trial.

Tang San is a new player who has just entered the game. At the beginning, he hears Yu Dashi bragging about how awesome his operation is and how detailed his awareness is.

As a result, after becoming his apprentice, Yu Dashi directly took Tang San to play a simple AI game. He gave away the first blood at the beginning, became a super ghost in one minute, collapsed three lanes in two minutes, and the opponent had all six items in three minutes!

This guy is so stupid that even the computer is confused. How can there be such a bad person?
The most incredible thing is that Yu Dashi couldn’t even hit the wild monsters, and his skills were all misplaced.

In the end, it was Tang San who used the classic Tang Sect style of sneaking around the enemy and barely stole the crystal, winning the game.

Upon seeing this scene, Yu Dashi's eyes suddenly lit up. Isn't this just lucky luck that he picked up a treasure?

Then he tells you there are no weak heroes, only weak summoners, and then teaches you some long-winded theoretical knowledge.

However, after playing the game more, Tang San found out that what Yu Dashi kept nagging about all the time was actually about remembering to buy equipment and bring inscriptions at the beginning, which are things that anyone with a mental disability knows.

The key is that he can't give you anything, and he still relies on you to buy him skins.

As a result, the Shrek Seven Devils ascended to heaven together, but Yu Xiaogang died of old age in Douluo Continent. In the end, even his cultivation level of a Titled Douluo was something that the adult could not bring himself to mention.

But it's no wonder that Yu Xiaogang's good disciple Tang San didn't take him to the God Realm. For a charlatan like this, if it were Tang San, the founder of the Evil Soul Master, who has a vengeful heart, he would be lucky not to chop Yu Xiaogang into pieces and feed him to the dogs. What's wrong with you, Gangzi? You're not satisfied with level 30, and you still want to ascend to the God Realm? What the hell do you want? !
You go out and hold the door for me. Erlong is free now, so I'll help you ride for a while.

Xiao Wu scratched her head in confusion: "Master, I heard you say before that your cultivation has been constrained because of your martial spirit. How could you suddenly break through?"

After hearing what Xiao Wu said, everyone's attention turned to Yu Dashi, with questions in their eyes.

Yu Dashi's expression changed slightly, and after hesitating for a while, he finally explained, "It was because of the simulated training environment that my cultivation level broke through."

"Simulated training environment?" Everyone was immediately more confused.

"I never thought of this before. Since my martial soul Luo Sanpao's attack method is to fart, then the toilet should be the best environment for my mimicry training."

"Because of this, my cultivation level has broken through."

After hearing what Master Yu said, Xiao Wu and the others couldn't help themselves and almost vomited while bending over.

Yu Dashi continued, "But I didn't expect that with the help of that filthy thing, I could actually feel my soul power loosen up, and then I successfully broke through to level 30!"

Yu Dashi's words immediately silenced everyone around him.

Shen He hesitated for a moment and asked, "Master Yu, no offense, I just want to ask, do you really like to smell it?"

Yu Dashi fell silent for a moment, then nodded.

"Hiss!" Shen He was shocked and said in his heart: "Oh my god, this is simply the innate old eight holy body! It turns out that the effect of that thing on Yu Dashi is the same as the fairy grass!"

"If Master Yu wants to improve his cultivation, can't he just live in the toilet every day?"

"From now on, his code name will be Yu Xiaogang the Dung Collector!"

Zhao Wuji's expression changed for a long time, and he finally said: "Master Yu is really gifted!"

Shen He nodded and said, "It is definitely a good thing that Master Yu has made a breakthrough. I will take you with me to the Xingdou Great Forest this time."

"In order to ensure your safety when you go out for training, today's lesson is that everyone except Oscar must eat at least one of the two sausages made by Oscar."

Upon hearing this, all the students of Shrek Academy wailed. Xiao Wu was the first to ask unconvincedly, "Dean, what kind of class is this? Why do we have to eat such disgusting things?"

Shen He shrugged: "That's better than eating farts, right?"

Afterwards, everyone's eyes turned to Yu Dashi.

Yu Dashi waved his hand and said, "Don't look at me. I don't want to eat anymore. I'm full just now."

"vomit!"

Yu Dashi's words made the students unable to help but run out and find a place to vomit.

However, surprisingly, today's class was very successful. Dai Mubai and his group of students vomited all their breakfast and had to eat Xiao Ao's sausages to fill their stomachs.

Moreover, compared with what Yu Dashi had experienced before, they seemed to feel less disgusted when looking at Oscar's sausages. The aroma of the sausages even aroused their appetite.

Sure enough, if you want to break through your own lower limit, you just need to find someone with a lower lower limit than you.

(End of this chapter)