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Chapter 27 Titan Ape: Humans are too unethical!
Seeing that Xiao Wu was about to fall into the grasp of the Titan Giant Ape, Tang San's eyes suddenly turned red.

This damn Titan Ape is destined to die!

Without waiting for his body to stabilize on the ground, Tang San kicked the ground fiercely, and jumped up directly. Then, with the help of a big tree beside him, he leaped away, and then his hands swept across his waist like lightning.

Tang San hid the Dragon Beard Needle in his hand with his Black Jade Hand.

[Tang San threw out the dragon whisker needle and stabbed it towards the Titan ape's eyes.]

As soon as Shen He thought about it, the word "eyes" directly turned into "chrysanthemum"!
Tang San threw out more than ten dragon whisker needles and stabbed directly at the lower three directions of the Titan Giant Ape.

Chrysanthemum is one of the key elements for any living thing.

The Titan Giant Ape originally wanted to snatch Xiao Wu and leave, but who knew that Tang San was so vulgar and shameless, and his actions were so insidious.

The Titan Ape only felt his anus tighten, and the sharp tip of the dragon beard needle pierced into his anus. Then, the dragon beard needle, which had lost the soul power injection, began to curl up, causing the Titan Ape's face to begin to distort like the dragon beard needle.

Wcnmd, you~have no~martial ethics~ (electronic music)!

What a joke! Tang San, this bastard, must die!
Seeing his weak spot being treated like this by Tang San, the Titan Giant Ape, whose IQ was not high to begin with, directly threw his original plan to waste.

All I saw was the Titan ape roaring!
The black air wave blew Tang San, who was releasing his hidden weapons with all his strength, and his other hidden weapons away, and they hit a big tree heavily.

But this level is far from the rage of the Titan Ape itself, and it is not enough!
"No."

Xiao Wu exclaimed as she looked at Tang San who was blown away.

But the Titan Giant Ape, who had already gotten angry, had no intention of stopping. He touched his injured chrysanthemum. As an environmental protector, he vowed to make Tang San, who bullied flowers and plants, pay the price!

"Tang San, you idiot! Why are you still provoking it when it's about to leave?"

The others were originally feeling lucky that they were able to survive with minor injuries at the hands of the Titan giant ape, but Tang San's subsequent brainless behavior made Ning Rongrong unable to hold back and start cursing.

It would be fine if he just attacked, but he actually attacked the Titan Ape's private parts. Wouldn't he be crushed to ashes?
After hearing Ning Rongrong's words, the faces of the others twitched. If it were them, they would be dead.

Fortunately, the Titan Ape's hatred is all on Tang San, and it has no interest in the other newbies.

The Titan ape just grabbed a huge rock in its hand, and it looked like it was going to throw the rock to kill Tang San.

At this moment, Yu Dashi, who had been slacking off on the side, saw that his disciple was in trouble and could not sit still any longer. This big brother must not get into trouble!
If something happened, no one knew how Tang San's father would treat him. Recalling the experience of him and Flanders having their butts touched in the grove that night, Yu Dashi quickly took out two white radishes and gave one to himself and Luo Sanpao respectively.

Then, without hesitation, he put the white radish into his mouth and started chewing it.

After the man and the pig finished eating, Yu Dashi raised his hand and waved, and the first hundred-year soul ring on his body flew out and was put on Luo Sanpao.

"Farts are like thunder, cracking the sky and cracking the earth with three cannons."

Luo Sanpao roared, and a breathing sound like the howling of a hurricane was heard.

Its already fat belly was expanding at an alarming rate, looking like a gradually enlarging ball.

Then Luo Sanpao's clear blue eyes lit up, and his round body suddenly bounced up, and a thunderous roar instantly exploded in the air.

Along with the roar, a yellow ball of light was suddenly released. This person is indeed a master, just breaking through the Soul Master level and being so arrogant, he actually dared to attack the Titan Giant Ape.

[Yu Xiaogang asked Luo Sanpao to use his first soul skill to try to scare away the Titan ape.]

This farce is almost over.

Let me help you!

Shen He thought about it, and the word "attempted" was directly deleted!
The yellow ball of light flew at an extremely fast speed and in an instant it arrived in front of the Titan Ape. The Titan Ape didn't even have time to react before being hit by Luo Sanpao's stinky light ball.

"puff--"

Then a cloud of smoke with an indescribable smell spread out.

The Titan Ape was stunned for a moment. It obviously had not expected that Yu Dashi would have such a peculiar way of attack.

But no matter how bad it stinks, it can only disgust the Titan Ape, and it is far from enough to make the Titan Ape abandon its hatred for Tang San and run away.

"Sanpao! What's wrong with you?"

After releasing his soul skills, Yu Dashi discovered that his first soul ring was still on Luo Sanpao's body. He was a little puzzled. Then, he heard the churning sounds coming from his and Luo Sanpao's stomachs, which made his face change.

Oh no, I have a stomachache!

This feeling!
I'm afraid it's going to happen.
As soon as Yu Dashi finished speaking, the first soul ring on Luo Sanpao lost control and began to flash at a high frequency.

Along with the flashing frequency, Luo Sanpao quickly returned to Yu Dashi's body. By chance, Yu Dashi successfully completed the first martial soul possession in his life. The characteristics of Luo Sanpao appeared on Yu Dashi's body. His body became fat and his buttocks also became fat.

But this is not the end yet, because Yu Dashi’s first soul skill went out of control.

The soul skill originally placed on Luo Sanpao was farting, so after the martial soul possessed the body, it would naturally be the user who would attack.

If Luo Sanpao is hurt, Yu Dashi will also be affected. What will happen if Yu Dashi and Luo Sanpao have stomach problems at the same time?
The answer is double burst.

With the uncontrolled high-frequency flashing of his first soul ring, Yu Dashi uncontrollably launched his soul skills one after another.

In the case of double diarrhea, the power of this soul skill is even stronger than a mop soaked in shit!

That momentum even made the Titan Ape feel fear.

The Titan ape, who originally had murderous intentions, regained his sanity, turned around and ran wildly with Xiao Wu in the direction away from Yu Dashi, fearing that he would continue to be attacked by this attack that did not cause much damage but was extremely disgusting.

Thus, a very impressive record was suddenly added to Yu Dashi's resume.

One man and one fart directly scared away the 100,000-year-old Titan ape!

"Damn human, your fart is even stinkier than that of a skunk that has cultivated for 100,000 years!" the Titan Ape roared.

(End of this chapter)