Douluo: Modify the narration, everyone goes crazy!

Chapter 40 Yu Dashi scares Bibi Dong away!

[Bibi Dong uses her soul power to exchange her teacup with Yu Xiaogang's teacup]

After discovering that there was something wrong with this woman, Shen He immediately used the narration system. After reading the narration, he discovered that this mysterious masked woman was actually Bibi Dong, the Pope of the Spirit Hall!

After knowing the true identity of this woman, Shen He also knew why this woman wanted to recruit him. It was probably because she discovered the powerful potential of his martial soul, and wanted to obtain the third soul ring from him to exceed the normal lifespan to reach ten thousand years.

To be honest, the Spirit Hall is not bad. Any ordinary spirit master would want to get in even if they broke their heads. But if Shen He didn't have the system, he would have gone to the Spirit Hall.

But Shen He is a man with a system. Isn't it better to gain experience from Tang San than to go to the Spirit Hall? Shen He would not even accept the title of Pope of the Spirit Hall.

Moreover, Bibi Dong is so obsessed with love that she can't even see through a waste like Yu Dashi. She just secretly drank the tea left by Yu Dashi in front of her. She really thinks no one saw it!

After so many years, with a baby and the Pope, have you still not seen the true nature of Yu Dashi? Or is the memory of this young Bai Yueguang so strong?

Shen He was almost speechless. Damn this love-brain thing!
"Master Yu, I think this has nothing to do with you, right? Isn't it my problem that we are discussing now?"

Bibi Dong was somewhat dissatisfied when she heard Shen He say that. She had finally seen Master Yu again after so many years, so what was wrong with that?
"Ahem, Dean Shen He, you've been dragging your feet and not giving me a response. Can't I just continue to recruit other people?"

Bibi Dong's implication is also very clear. If you don't speak up and express your opinion, don't disturb me and my ex from continuing to chat! Even if you agree, you can't prevent me from chatting with Yu Dashi!

Shen He was speechless when he heard Bibi Dong say this. He just secretly drank the tea left by Yu Dashi, right? Didn't he know that he slept with pigs and ate pig shit? It was really disgusting.

"I have figured it out. Even if the Spirit Hall Pope comes to recruit me personally and appoints me as the next Pope, I will not become someone else's disciple and become someone else's watchdog!"

Shen He's righteous words showed his determination to never bow down and join other forces. His words implied that Yu Dashi was blinded by money and wanted to curry favor with someone else, so he worked as a dog for a rich woman.

"Dean Shen, how can you say that? You're talking about joining someone else's faction, something that we both agreed to, in such a cheap way."

Yu Dashi was afraid that this mysterious rich woman would be angry, so he quickly said that after all, it was really difficult for him to live in the pigsty of Shrek Academy now, and the rich woman could effectively improve his living conditions.

"Master Yu, may I ask who you are and from what perspective you are speaking to me?"

Seeing Yu Dashi being so ignorant, not taking himself seriously and constantly licking the rich woman Shen He, I felt like laughing.

"who am I?"

With the rich woman in front of him, Yu Dashi was naturally not afraid at all and continued to deceive people with great confidence.

Moreover, for him, deception is completely ingrained in his blood and has almost become an instinct.

"I am"

But unfortunately Shen He couldn't help it. He was already disgusted by Bibi Dong's love-brained mind, and now even Yu Dashi dared to jump in his face and attack him. Shen He made a prompt decision and started to modify the narration.

He wants to make Yu Dashi lose all face and let Bibi Dong, the love-brained girl, get to know her first love, Yu Xiaogang, again!
[Yu Dashi introduced himself and said that he was the number one theoretical master in the soul master world] The word "theory" immediately became "bullshit" after Shen He's modification.

The pretentious words that were originally on the tip of Yu Dashi's tongue were now completely different.

"I am the number one fart master in the soul master world!"

That extremely proud look coupled with the completely unimpressive words really shocked Bibi Dong. Even Tang San looked as if he was doomed and his teacher was having another attack.

In order to prove his authority, Yu Dashi even let out a series of stinky farts in front of several people.

"Pfft, pfft."

A series of stinky farts were released in this small box, and the power was amazing. Even Bibi Dong, who was wearing a veil, could smell the stench.

The original majestic image of Yu Dashi in Bibi Dong's heart collapsed in an instant, and the filter of first love was shattered to the point that even his own mother couldn't recognize him.

Doing such vulgar things with such confidence, is this still the Yu Dashi in my mind?
Bibi Dong was unable to accept such a big change in Yu Dashi.

"No one in the soul master world can fart better than me! In order to study how to fart better and smellier, I even sleep in a pigsty! Is there anyone who works harder than me?"

"For better research, I even accepted a disciple whose martial spirit is a pig! If I can't succeed, who else can? Listen to the applause!"

Seeing the narration system working properly, Shen He immediately blocked his sense of smell and cooperated with Yu Dashi by giving him applause.

Tang San was a little anxious when he saw that the originally good topic had suddenly gone off track.

No, you said you would help me find a force to practice with? How did it turn out like this? What kind of rich woman can I cling to?
"Ahem, Ms. Wang Dong'er, my teacher has been a little confused since her last breakthrough. Please don't take it to heart, she will be fine in a while!"

This was a devastating blow to Bibi Dong. At this moment, she wished she could rinse her mouth with clean water hundreds of times, and then stay away from Yu Dashi and never see him again.

At this time, Yu Dashi's farts became more and more frequent and smellier and smellier, making the air in the whole room visibly polluted.

Bibi Dong could no longer stand this disgusting atmosphere, and immediately fled the teahouse after leaving a few words in a hurry.

"Sorry, I suddenly remembered that I have something important to do, so I have to leave for a while."

As the instigator, Shen He knew that Bibi Dong was busy looking for a place to rinse her mouth and breathe, and he didn't even want to stay any longer.

Shen He did not pay for the teahouse and left this unlucky place at the speed of a flash. As for Tang San and Yu Dashi, who would care about them?
Washing dishes to pay off debts has nothing to do with him.

(End of this chapter)