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Chapter 6 Yu Dashi: After a lifetime of cheating and deceiving people, you hurt me so deeply!
"Soul power level eight, you can't pass, take ten gold soul coins and leave!"

"The martial soul is a hoe? The innate soul power is zero level? Then what test are you taking? Collect the money and leave quickly."

"Oh, ma'am, you're already ninety and you're still making trouble? What, don't you know which number is bigger, ninety or thirteen? Beautiful!"

Li Yusong once again sat behind the table for the first stage of the entrance test. However, as time went by, more and more people who came to take the freshman test seemed to be abnormal.

Vegetable vendors, farmers tilling the land, and even a madman came with his own chicken and asked if he could let it take the entrance test.

In order to make himself agree, the man even combed his hair into a middle part and put on overalls.

Li Yusong collapsed immediately. You have such skills that you can even give a chicken a haircut. Wouldn’t you have made a fortune by opening a pet shop?

But according to Flanders' instructions, all those who come to take the freshman test, regardless of whether they pass or not, can receive ten gold soul coins.

This is also the reason why so many people participated in the test. Basically, they were all residents near Soto City who wanted to come and take advantage of the situation.

The savings of the academy that he had taken back from the money house in Soto City over the years have been used up, and Flanders found two loan sharks from somewhere and is now discussing business in the gatehouse.

"Is this Shrek Academy?"

Hearing the sudden voice, Li Yusong looked up and found that there was another person next to him.

The man looked to be about 40 or 50 years old, of medium build and a little thin.

He has short black hair parted in the middle, and has an ordinary appearance, but he has a unique and vulgar temperament.

The person who came was Tang San's mentor, who not only had a useless martial soul, but was also the number one bragging master in the soul master world, Yu Xiaogang Yu Dashi, who was a useless soul master.

After Tang San left Notting City, Yu Dashi was a little worried about his disciples, so he followed Tang San and Xiao Wu to Soto City.

Of course, the actual reason was that he had been eating and drinking for free at the hands of his friend, the dean of the Junior Soul Master Academy in Notting City, for six years, and he felt that he couldn't stand it any longer.

Although Yu Dashi is shameless, he still cares a lot about his reputation and doesn't want to be known as a parasite.

After thinking it over again and again, he chose to go to Shrek Academy, hoping to make a living from his old friend Flanders.

Li Yusong glanced at Yu Dashi, slapped his forehead hard, and showed a helpless expression.

"Brother, you look older than me, so don't bother me. Hurry up, take the money and leave!"

Yu Dashi's mouth twitched, and he said in confusion: "What do you mean? Do you think I'm a beggar?"

"I am a good brother of your Dean Flanders. Be careful or I will ask him to fire you, an old man!"

Li Yusong was slightly stunned when he heard this, and then asked in surprise: "Are you the dean's friend?"

"It's genuine!" Yu Dashi raised his chin and said, "Where is Flanders? Let him come to see me!"

"Our dean is talking to someone in the gatehouse and can't come out for the time being." Li Yusong said coldly.

Obviously, he was also a little angry at Yu Dashi's words just now.

However, Yu Dashi didn't care about these things, and didn't say anything to Li Yusong. He walked straight towards the gatehouse.

Coincidentally, Flanders was just walking out of the gatehouse.

When Flanders saw Yu Dashi, his eyes lit up immediately: "Xiaogang, why are you here?"

Yu Dashi lowered his head and rubbed his eyes with his hand, and his eyes suddenly turned red.

Looking at his old friend of many years, Yu Dashi walked over with tears in his eyes and open arms.

"Old Cat-Owl, I haven't seen you for years. I missed you so much!"

"Brother, I can hardly eat. You have to help me!"

Flanders was slightly stunned when he heard this, then waved his hand and said, "That's nothing. We agreed to share the good and the bad, and it still counts even after decades!"

Yu Dashi was overjoyed when he heard this: "That's good, that's good! Do you think it's okay for me to be the vice president of your company?"

"As long as you're here, everything is easy to talk about." Flanders patted Yu Dashi's shoulder. "Elbow, take off your clothes and follow me into the house."

Yu Dashi: ???

"Uh, old Cat Eagle, what do you mean by this?" Yu Dashi stuttered. "I am a decent person. I have been keeping my virginity for Erlong for so many years. You can't hurt me!"

Flanders said unhappily, "Why would I harm you?"

Then, he pulled Yu Dashi to the gatehouse, pointed at the two people inside and said, "These two are my friends. They came to paint a picture for me this time, but they can't wear clothes."

"You happened to be here too, so I asked them to draw a picture for you, too. This is called art, don't you understand?"

Jade Dashi:
He didn't expect that after not seeing him for many years, his old friend actually developed such a BT hobby. It really surprised him.

But now that he wanted to live under someone else's roof and make a living under Flanders, he could only accept what they said. Isn't it just a painting together? Just bear with it and it will pass.

After hesitating for a moment, Yu Dashi found a place where no one could see him, took off his clothes, and walked into the lobby with Flanders.

After a while, the two "painters" left Shrek Academy contentedly.

Yu Dashi put on his clothes and asked Flanders beside him with some confusion: "By the way, Old Cat Eagle, why are there so many people queuing at the entrance of the college?"

Flanders buttoned his shirt and waved his hand, saying, "This is the new rule of our Shrek Academy. Everyone who takes the entrance test can receive ten gold soul coins?"

"Sign up and get free gold soul coins?" Yu Dashi was immediately shocked. "What a creative idea!"

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but feel a little regretful. Why didn't he get the money before coming to see Flanders?

"By the way, those two painters were so weird. Why did they put us together?" Yu Dashi said in confusion. "But their painting skills are quite impressive. They are so lifelike that they look just like real people."

"Painter? They are not painters." said Flanders.

"What? Not painters?" Yu Dashi suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart. "Then what do they do?"

"They are a money lender in Soto City. Too much money was paid out today, and the academy doesn't have enough money, so I borrowed 100,000 gold soul coins from them." Flanders said.

Yu Dashi's mouth twitched, and he pressed Flanders' shoulders, and said in a trembling voice: "Then what about the painting you asked them to draw just now."

"I mortgaged the academy's title deed to them, but they said that I'm a Soul Saint. If I want to take the title deed away by force and then evade the debt, they can't do anything about it."

"So they said they had to draw a picture like that for me, and it couldn't be just me, there had to be a friend or relative of mine as a guarantor of the contract."

"And you want me to take the blame?" Yu Dashi almost shouted at the top of his voice.

"Xiaogang, I am devoting myself to a great charity!" Flanders said dissatisfiedly. "Doing charity is my lifelong dream. As my good brother, shouldn't you support me?"

"As I said just now, we two brothers share the good and the bad. You can't back down at this moment!"

Yu Dashi said angrily: "What if you can't pay back the money?!"

"It's clearly written in the contract that if you don't pay back the money by the due date, they will post those paintings everywhere in Douluo Continent."

"And then, we both have to go to the brothels in Soto City to sell our asses."

"I am XXXXXXXXXXX! You are XXXXXXXX, how come I know you, XXXXXX!"

Yu Da rushed over quickly, grabbed Flanders' neck, and made him roll his eyes.

"Four-eyed Owl, I'm going to fight you!!!"

The time limit of the system's influence was about to expire, and after being manipulated by Yu Dashi, Flanders suddenly woke up.

However, he now felt that it would be better for him to be a little confused.

The moment he opened his eyes, he realized what he had done against the will of heaven.

He didn't know why he suddenly became obsessed. Originally, this entrance test was intended to make money, but he turned it into charity, and he even used loans to do charity.

Now he only remembered that when he was spending gold soul coins in large amounts, the praise and admiration from the people around him almost made him fly with joy.

However, when he came to his senses now, he realized how much trouble he had caused and how he had been burdened with a debt as heavy as a mountain.

"Money, my money, the money I saved for my coffin all these years, it's all gone!"

Flanders covered his face with his hands, knelt on the ground and cried loudly.

Yu Dashi was also lying on the ground, crying and rolling around.

One hundred thousand gold soul coins! Even if he really sold hooks, he wouldn't be able to earn that much money in his entire life!

After a lifetime of cheating and deceiving people, he was finally killed by Flanders!
If those paintings were to be spread, especially if they were seen by Liu Erlong and Bibi Dong, he would be socially doomed.

For a hypocritical sanctimonious person like Yu Dashi, social death is more unacceptable to him than real death.

"Oh no, Dean, something terrible has happened!"

Dai Mubai pushed the door open and ran into the room quickly, only to see Dean Flanders and a stranger cosplaying as a baby, rolling on the ground and crying.

Dai Mubai, who had never seen such a scene before, was stunned for a moment, and when Flanders saw the students coming, he quickly stood up and wiped the tears from his face.

"What's wrong, Mu Bai, why are you so flustered?"

Dai Mubai hesitated for a moment after hearing this, and then said: "Tang San, Tang San is going to be beaten to death!"

(End of this chapter)