Joy of Life: I dressed as a woman and became the Queen of Northern Qi!

Chapter 44 Xin Qiwu: My butt...is broken!!

"Hurry up, hurry up!"

"You bastard, if you delay my negotiation, I will definitely stew you!"

"Not only that, I will also give your love horse to other horses to ride, so hurry up!"

"Ancestor!! I beg you, please hurry up, okay? I, Xin Qiwu, promise you, as long as you hurry up, I will find you ten, no, one hundred young mares when you return to Beijing!"

"I treat all your foals like my own children! Big brother, my life hangs on your hooves, run faster! Go!"

On the official road leading to Longmen Pass in Kyoto, Xin Qiwu, with a haggard face, pale complexion and bloodshot eyes, kept waving his horse whip, as if he had not rested for several days.

He was uttering threatening and pleading words, and he was extremely humble.

Although the horse was running very fast under his whip, he still felt it was not fast enough.

How important is this peace talk?

If he succeeds, he will be a hero and will surely rise to the top from then on.

But if he fails, even if he has ten of the Nine Clans he won’t be enough to kill them all!
So he ran desperately for more than two days, traveling day and night, and resting only for an hour on average every day.

He was afraid that sleeping would waste time and the Northern Qi army would have already killed 80,000 of them.

Then Xin Qiwu would have to die with him? I'm afraid all his nine clans would have to be buried with him!

Even after death, you will still be cursed by all people!
Can't sleep, can't sleep at all!

It didn't take long before Xin Qiwu saw the shadow of Longmen Pass.

He was delighted and continued to urge the horse.

When he arrived at the city gate of Longmen Pass, he raised his head and grinned, wanting the defenders to open the city gate, but he found something wrong.

"How could it be... that Longmen Pass was breached by Northern Qi?" Xin Qiwu stared blankly at the Northern Qi military flag on Longmen Pass.

As if he couldn't believe it, he rubbed his eyes again, but the flag with the word "Qi" was still floating there.

At that moment he seemed to have lost all his strength and fell off the horse. His buttocks hurt so much that it felt like it was split into four pieces.

But he seemed to feel nothing and just stared at the flag with the word "Qi" on it stupidly.

Suddenly, regardless of the pain, he stood up with his teeth bared: "I'm going to hit you, am I not walking into a tiger's mouth?"

"With my weight of less than 200 kilograms, I'm afraid I won't even be enough to serve as a snack for Uesugi Tiger!"

“Hiss~ Oh yo yo~ Oh hoo!!”

Xin Qiwu climbed onto the horse with great effort, and the pain when his buttocks sat down almost made him cry out.

But he no longer cared about that and continued to swing the whip despite the pain.

The bumps from the horse's gallop made the pain grow stronger and stronger, but he could only cover his mouth, crying and not daring to cry out.

Does it hurt? Yes! It hurts so much!

But this little pain is nothing compared to losing your life!
It was not until he ran far away that she cried out in pain: "My butt! It's cracked!!"

This cry was so heartbreaking that anyone who heard it would cry. Chen Luo and Haitang Duoduo couldn't help but shake their heads, with sympathy on their faces.

Tsk, it looks like it hurts! Although she felt sympathy for Xin Qiwu, Haitang Duoduo still turned to look at Chen Luo, with an uncertain tone: "Are you sure you want to let him go? I don't think this is a good idea, right?"

"He fell like this here, and he will definitely say bad things about us when he goes back. This may make Emperor Qing very angry, and he may use this as an excuse to send troops to continue the war."

Emperor Qing is well-known for his strong character. No one can disobey what he says and no one can disobey what he asks them to do. If they don't want to, then there is nothing to say.

It won’t be long before those who disobey will be sentenced to death for various reasons, and many even endanger their families.

Therefore, even though there are many factions in the Qing Dynasty's court, Emperor Qing still has the final say!
As for the censors in the Censorate?

They are just tools kept for the people to see!

How can a king who doesn't listen to advice be loved by the people? How can he win the hearts of the people?

Because of the people's support, Emperor Qing's strong behavior was not despised by the people, but was praised by them instead. They believed that this was what an emperor should be like!
Especially compared with the king of Northern Qi, his weak character made the people love Emperor Qing even more.

After all, no one wants a weak and incompetent king.

He ceded land and paid compensation every two or three days, and sent princesses and counties to marry. The people feel ashamed of such a king!

If Xin Qiwu really exaggerated and talked nonsense, Emperor Qing might use this as an excuse to send troops. This would not go against the will of the people and would also allow Emperor Qing to vent his anger.

As for the eldest prince Li Chengru and his 80,000 soldiers? Does it matter whether a defeated general is dead or not?

Their death would only arouse the people's hatred towards Northern Qi!
"Well, this is indeed what Emperor Qing would do, but there is a prerequisite before that, that is, Xin Qiwu would say so!"

"According to the secret agent's report, Xin Qiwu is a man of influence. Although he has some abilities, they are not many. He is a person who curries favor with the powerful. Such people generally have one characteristic, which is that they cherish their lives!"

Chen Luo sat on a tree branch several meters high, looking at the direction where Xin Qiwu left with a smile: "This guy's non-stop attacks day and night have proven my point. He cherishes his life very much and knows how to say things that will benefit him!"

He knows Xin Qiwu too well, he knows what a fool he is!

Originally, he and Haitang Duoduo came here to see who was coming to negotiate, so as to arrange the next plan and prevent unnecessary changes.

But when he saw it was Xin Qiwu, he felt relieved. Since this idiot was sent here, there would be no problem with his plan.

He may not be confident in his plan, but he believes that Xin Qiwu can perform stably!

It can be said that the smooth implementation of his plan was all thanks to Xin Qiwu's help!
"What should we do next? The envoys for peace talks have gone back. Should we wait for the next envoy to arrive?"

Haitang Duoduo frowned and did not ask any more questions about this matter. Instead, she asked about Chen Luo's next plan.

In fact, she had a guess in her heart. Chen Luo had said before that he wanted to go to Qing Kingdom. He usually kept his word, so he might take this opportunity to go to Qing Kingdom.

"If we go to Qing Kingdom in a swaggering manner and then run rampant in Kyoto, will Emperor Qing be pissed off to death?"

"Tsk, what a pity. It's useless for him to be angry. We still have 80,000 troops and the Crown Prince. He won't dare to take action even if he dies of anger."

Chen Luo stood up and looked towards the capital of Qing Kingdom, with a smile on his lips: "The next step is, of course, the beloved 'Princess' of Qing Kingdom, Chen Pingping's 'sister' is going back to visit her parents!"

"I'm going home to visit my parents, but it would be unreasonable not to bring some 'local specialties' back to my husband's family, right? My dear 'brother' and Emperor Qing didn't give me a 'dowry'. As a princess, how can I not have a dowry?"

"They 'forgot' to give it to me, so I want it myself. Is that not too much to ask for?"

His "identity" has been announced to the world by Emperor Qing, and he even used it as an excuse to start a war.

Now that he already has an identity, it would be unreasonable for him not to use it!
(End of this chapter)