My chat group is full of female losers

Chapter 1 My chat group is full of female losers

Chu Lu straightened his collar, wiped the blood off his hands, then looked at the corpse of the head of the Qixuan Sect on the ground and smiled, "Master, it seems that my disciple is still better."

Then he looked outside the door and said, "Those two who are peeking outside, it's time for you to come in."

As soon as he finished speaking, two disciples of the Qixuan Sect walked in. They looked at the corpse on the ground with complicated expressions.

"You now have two choices." Chu Lu looked at them and said, "First, support me as the leader of the Qixuan Sect, and then drag the body out and bury it. Second, avenge him, and then be killed by me."

A disciple of the Qixuan Sect showed a trace of anger in his eyes and whispered: "Third Brother, you have gone too far. Yes, Master is indeed wrong..."

puff.

The disciple's eyes suddenly widened.

At some point, a dart appeared on his neck.

Blood gushed out and he fell dead.

Chu Lu took out the second dart and looked at another disciple, who was trembling with fear. He immediately knelt down and said, "Greetings, Master!"

"Very good. Drag these two bodies out."

"Yes!"

There was no body, but the room was still filled with the smell of blood.

But Chu Lu didn't care. He was already used to the smell and sat down without changing his expression.

In fact, Chu Lu was not such a person at the beginning.

Seven years ago, when he first crossed over, he still had the civilization of modern people and the pure stupidity of college students. After coming to this fairy world, he tried to be a good person, integrate into society, and use his forward-looking vision to find business opportunities, intending to save a family business first, and then look for opportunities to embark on the fairy journey.

However, when he was successful in his career, he was framed by a jealous villain, imprisoned, and suffered a lot. In order to prove his innocence, he spent all his family wealth to find evidence, witnesses, and lawyers, but he didn't expect that the villain had already colluded with the government, and everything he did was meaningless.

In the end, he was imprisoned for two years before being released.

When he came out, everything had changed and he became a beggar.

This was not the end. Other beggars found out that he was naturally handsome and secretly planned to take him as their ditch. He tossed and turned that day, feeling uneasy, and finally decided to escape to a ruined temple outside the city to hide for a night.

But he could not hide forever, so he tossed and turned in anxiety all night. Finally, one night he returned to the city, first stole a knife from the butcher's house, and then went to the City God Temple where the beggars gathered and killed them all.

It was also on that day, standing among the corpses lying all over the place, that Chu Lu suddenly woke up.

I have lived the first half of my life wrongly. Do business properly? Greet people with a smile? Harmony brings wealth? Talk about evidence? Talk about the law?

Wrong, wrong, all wrong!
The easiest way to solve a problem is to kill the person who created the problem!
So he killed the villain, killed the county magistrate, and then killed the profiteers, bandits, hypocrites, dandies, scum, gangsters, bullies, his fellow disciples, and the leader of the Qixuan Sect who deliberately taught him a martial arts method with serious flaws in order to harm him.

Killed all the way to now.

"But I can finally take a break today." Chu Lu rubbed his forehead, looking tired.

The leader of the Qixuan Sect was in the early stage of foundation building, while Chu Lu was only in the late stage of Qi refining. In order to make up for the huge gap in strength, he had to work hard on the left path.

While secretly practicing Wuxin Sword Technique and using Deadly Darts to enhance his strength, he also secretly poisoned and investigated the weaknesses of the Sect Leader.

Then on the surface you have to practice hard and work for him, and the schedule is very rigorous.

Even Chu Lu couldn't stand it.

"Let's see what those funny people in the chat group are talking about." Chu Lu said with a smile on his face, and then a virtual light screen that looked like a chat room appeared in front of him.

Yes, Chulu has a chat group.

This thing is a system that he has just awakened recently. There are currently seven people in the chat group, all of whom are natives of other worlds, and they all seem to be practicing.

When Chu Lu first learned about this, he was very excited, thinking that he could exchange skills and resources with them and promote each other's growth. And these group members were also very friendly and actively uploaded their own skills.

But after Chu Lu downloaded it, he found that it was all garbled characters and the system even gave a prompt.

[The transcoding function is not activated, and the skills of other worlds cannot be read. 】

However, Chu Lu still has no clue on how to enable this transcoding function.

Even so, the system provides considerable emotional value.

The group members are more funny than each other. They are all talented and speak well. Chu Lu likes this place very much. After fighting openly and secretly in this cruel world, looking at their chat records, he feels a little happier physically and mentally.

Chu Lu looked through the chat records and found that they were role-playing, playing the roles of Cowherd and Weaver Girl, but in the later part of the story, the Weaver Girl went to report to the authorities, and the bailiffs came and arrested the Cowherd and sentenced him to hooliganism.

Chu Lu: “???”

Just when Chu Lu was marveling at the broad-mindedness of his group members, a system message suddenly popped up in the chat group.

【Chat group reminder: Luo Qingdie joins the chat group. 】

"Eh? There's a newcomer." Chu Lu was slightly surprised and immediately scrolled to the bottom of the chat message.

Luo Qingdie: "Um, hello everyone?"

Hua Honglian: "Welcome newcomers."

Xu Li Niang: "Welcome the newcomers."

Zhu Shanlin: "Welcome newcomers."

Liu Ruyue: "Welcome newcomers."

Seeing this, Chu Lu also followed the crowd and sent a message "Welcome Newcomers".

Although the newcomer was a little reserved at first, he gradually relaxed after chatting for a while. Then he revealed his funny nature and quickly became friends with the group members.

Then at this moment, Luo Qingdie suddenly sent a message.

Luo Qingdie: "Well, actually I'm in trouble now, I hope you sisters can give me some advice."

Hua Honglian: "No problem, we are all friends, I will definitely do my best."

Xu Li Niang: "You mean to beat up the mistress? You mean to beat up the mistress! Please tell me you mean to beat up the mistress!"

Zhu Shanlin: "You finally found the right person. I'm really good at tricking people!"

Liu Ruyue: "Go ahead."

Luo Qingdie sent a few words of thanks, and then started to talk about the main topic: "Actually, I was recently slandered by a new disciple, saying that I stole her family heirloom jade pendant. I have no way to defend myself. What should I do?"

Hearing this topic, Chu Lu couldn't help but think of his own experience, and immediately perked up, but he didn't say anything. After all, he had been lurking for a long time and was a little unaccustomed to speaking.

But then he noticed that the atmosphere in the chat group seemed a little strange.

Hua Honglian: "Hiss, I'm being slandered..."

Xu Li Niang: "Well, I'm better at beating up mistresses..."

Zhu Shanlin: "This seems a bit difficult..."

Liu Ruyue: "Change it."

Chu Lu: “?”

——No, aren't you guys too perfunctory? You backed out without even asking for the details?
At this time Hua Honglian asked again: "By the way, what kind of person is the new disciple?"

Luo Qingdie: "Her name is Liu Yan'er. She likes to wear pink clothes. No matter what she does, she looks charming and coquettish. The disciples in the sect lose their souls when she looks at them. She is also a bad person. I didn't want to accept her at first because she didn't have enough qualifications. As a result, she spread rumors in secret, saying that I was jealous of her beauty and didn't accept her. In order to prove my innocence, I had to accept her."

Hua Honglian: "Ah, this looks like a fox spirit."

Xu Li Niang: "She must be a foxy girl."

Zhu Shanlin: "A typical vixen"

Liu Ruyue: “Ditto.” Chu Lu: “?”

——What is a foxy girl?
Luo Qingdie: "So sisters, do you have any solution?"

Hua Honglian: “…”

Xu Li Niang: “…”

Zhu Shanlin: “…”

Liu Ruyue: “…”

Hua Honglian: "Why don't we just forget it? One step back will open up new horizons."

Xu Li Niang: "I'm not very good at beating up foxy girls."

Zhu Shanlin: "Dear, I suggest you avoid this place."

Liu Ruyue: "She is a foxy girl, you can't beat her."

Chu Lu: “?”

——What on earth is this vixen? !
Luo Qingdie posted a tearful emoji and said: "No, I can't quit."

"Why?" everyone asked together.

Chu Lu was also very curious.

But Luo Qingdie did not answer immediately. In the chat room, one could see her typing, but she seemed to be struggling with the answer. It was a long time before her words were seen.

Luo Qingdie: "Well... to be honest, I have been reborn before."

Chu Lu: "What!?"

Hua Honglian: "Oh."

Xu Li Niang: "Okay."

Zhu Shanlin: “Yeah.”

Liu Ruyue: “I have read it.”

Chu Lu: “???”

——Wait, why are you guys so calm? That's rebirth.

Chu Lu spoke up to ask, but they criticized him fiercely, telling him not to interrupt and continue listening to Luo Qingdie. Chu Lu had no choice but to hold it in.

"In my previous life, I was blamed by my master, my senior brothers, my disciples, and everyone in the sect. I tried to use mind-reading magic to get her to tell the truth, but she started crying and it became like I was using magic to force her to lie. I had no way to defend myself and had to bite the bullet and admit that it was my fault."

Luo Qingdie began to tell the whole story.

"But later I found out that this was actually a test. After the slander was successful, she started to intensify her treatment of me. She first hooked up with my apprentice, and then took away all the medicinal resources I gave to my apprentice. I was so angry that I went over to question her. But she cried and said that it was my apprentice who took the initiative to give it to her and it was none of her business. My apprentice even turned his elbow outward and called me an old witch who was meddling in other people's business. He can give his medicinal resources to whoever he wants."

"Then she hooked up with my senior brother and tricked him into asking me for my spiritual treasure, saying that it was to nourish her body. I was unwilling to give it to him, so he pointed at my face and scolded me, saying that I was selfish and unwilling to help my fellow disciples, and then he forcibly snatched my spiritual treasure away."

"Then she hooked up with my master and asked him to take the spiritual plants I had taken good care of. I was scared this time, so I took out only one-tenth of the amount and wanted them to leave quickly. However, Liu Yan'er said that this was too little. My master also lost his temper, and regardless of my obstruction, he rushed into my medicine garden, took away all the spiritual plants, and took away my best alchemy furnace. He also asked me to help him light the fire."

"But even so, she was still not satisfied. Finally, she set her sights on my body and wanted to transplant the phoenix bone from me. This time, I refused to agree. So they had no choice but to give up."

"But afterwards, they actually used the Immortal Locking Formation of the Law Enforcement Hall to trap me, and then beat me severely. Then my apprentice helped, my senior brother caught me, and my master did it himself. While scolding me for being selfish, despicable and shameless, they dug out all the Phoenix bones, Taoist foundations, and spiritual roots from my body and put them on Liu Yan'er."

"I was dying immediately. After I recovered, I lost all my cultivation and became a mortal. They also said that someone like me was not qualified to stay in the sect, so they drove me away. I struggled in the mortal world for many years and was betrayed several times. I finally settled down. Then, Master and his men appeared again."

"It turns out that Liu Yan'er is still worried that I will make a comeback, so she begged Master and the others to take action again and eliminate me completely."

“Then I was reborn.”

"There are only two days left before she accuses me of stealing."

After this long experience, the atmosphere in the chat group changed.

Hua Honglian: "Sister, you are so miserable."

Xu Li Niang: "Woo woo woo."

Zhu Shanlin: "Too much, too much!"

Liu Ruyue: “Tears.”

Ruo Qingdie: "Sisters, do you understand my feelings?"

Hua Honglian: "I understand. I understand too well."

Xu Li Niang: "No, I can't stop crying."

Zhu Shanlin: "Don't recall. Don't recall. Don't recall."

Liu Ruyue: "Waterfall of tears."

Afterwards, they started to post tear emojis crazily, filling up the entire screen.

Chu Lu's blood pressure also soared after seeing this.

Only those who have experienced the same pain can empathize with each other.

Aren't there similarities between Luo Qingdie's experience and Chu Lu's past experience?

This world doesn’t allow good people to survive!

So Chu Lu typed passionately: "Beasts! A bunch of beasts! Everyone around you is a beast! I'm going to kill them!"

Luo Qingdie: "Thank you, I feel much better now."

"Just feeling better is not enough." Chu Lu continued typing: "We still have to solve the problem. Don't worry, we will definitely help you. We will never let you suffer as in your last life."

"Thank you, but what should I do?"

Chu Lu touched his chin and thought. He felt that in the face of such a difficult situation, he should first understand the situation as much as possible, so that he could make targeted countermeasures. So he asked: "What is your current cultivation level?"

Luo Qingdie: "Mahayana stage."

“I see.” Chu Lu looked embarrassed and said to himself, “This cultivation is indeed weak…”

"Wait, what is your level of cultivation!?" Chu Lu roared.

"The Mahayana stage."

Chu Lu was stunned for a moment, then shook his head vigorously: "Wait wait wait wait, there must be some misunderstanding."

So he asked again: "What are the cultivation levels of your masters, brothers, and Fox Girl?"

"Currently, Liu Yan'er is in the early stage of Qi Refining, my disciple is in the middle stage of Foundation Establishment, my senior brother is in the early stage of Spirit Transformation, and my master is in the early stage of Tribulation Crossing."

"So is there a big gap in strength between them and you?"

"It's quite big, right?" Luo Qingdie said, "I am the only Mahayana cultivator in the world. I was born with Phoenix bones, a Heavenly Dao foundation, and top-grade spiritual roots. I have also trained in the Endless Sea. I am considered the number one cultivator in the world."

"In other words, they are no match for you at all. Is the gap between you bigger than that between an ant and an elephant? You can kill them all with just one finger?" Chu Lu asked.

"more or less."

Chu Lu: “…”

“Then you fight back aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”

(End of this chapter)