Comprehensive Martial Arts: Relying on Pili Martial Arts to Achieve Dimensionality Reduction Attack

Chapter 44 Hua Wu Que Appears

Lu Ping actually lowered his voice intentionally because he knew it was not appropriate to say this in front of others.

But it was too late. People who practice martial arts have better hearing than ordinary people. Although the sound was not loud, many people could still hear it clearly.

So after Lu Ping said this, the entire inn was suddenly filled with the sound of people gasping for air.

The three disciples of Yihua Palace and Hua Wuque all looked even more gloomy.

The passers-by who were watching around, including some who were well-known in the underworld, couldn't help but secretly give Lu Ping a thumbs up after hearing what he said.

In broad daylight, in the open, he actually dared to make up stories about the Palace Master of Yihua Palace in public...

This little brother doesn't look very old, but he is quite capable of causing trouble!
Hearing Lu Ping's voice, Xiao Yuer immediately turned around, with an expression on his face and a look in his eyes, as if he had seen a savior in a deadly crisis.

"Boss, this man threatened to kill me, what do you say?"

Lu Ping: “…”

The crowd around them started whispering and pointing at Lu Ping. Lu Ping couldn't hear clearly, but from the shape of their lips, he could roughly tell that some of the words they were talking about were "boss" and "little brother".

"You're using me as a shield, huh? You're far from it!"

Lu Ping immediately revealed Xiao Yu'er's thoughts and walked to a seat beside him and sat down: "Boss, give me a bowl of noodles! The one... your most famous one, Tie Niu Beef Noodles!"

"By the way, put less chopped green onions and more beef."

"Yes... yes..." The innkeeper hurried into the kitchen, fearing that any slow movement would bring about a fatal disaster.

Of course, the one who brought him the fatal disaster would not be Lu Ping, but the disciples of Yihua Palace.

One of the maids walked towards Lu Ping fiercely: "Boy, if you have the guts, say what you just said again!"

"what?"

Lu Ping raised his head in surprise and met the girl's eyes. He hesitated for a long time, as if confirming what she said, and then repeated his words in a somewhat doubtful tone.

"I want a bowl of Tieniu beef noodles, less chopped green onions and more beef?"

"Why, do you want to eat too?"

"Pfft-"

I don't know who broke the silent, tense and serious atmosphere first, and then everyone in the inn burst into laughter at the same time, and the air was filled with a happy atmosphere.

Everyone was laughing, except Hua Wuque and the three maids. Maybe they were not born to laugh.

The girl gritted her teeth, her eyes seemed to be spitting fire, and she looked at Lu Ping and said word by word: "How dare you play tricks on me?"

Everyone turned their eyes to Lu Ping again, trying to see a hint of nervousness on his face.

However, they were disappointed again. Lu Ping was not nervous at all. Instead, he wanted to laugh.

The female disciple of Yihua Palace became even angrier. She drew out the long sword in her hand with a "swish", and a cold edge immediately emanated from it.

The air around them suddenly became quiet and all the laughter in the store stopped abruptly. Everyone thought that a killing was about to begin. After all, in this world, there were many people who would fight over a disagreement.

What’s more, this is someone from Yihua Palace!

It's a pity for this young man in front of me...

The long sword stabbed straight forward. Lu Ping was quick-eyed and quick-handed. He stretched out his hand and pinched the sword tip between his two fingers. Then he gently pulled, and the waitress, along with the sword, fell towards Lu Ping.

Lu Ping's combo wasn't over yet, he stretched his palm forward and slapped the waitress in the face.

Just as the slap was about to land on the girl's face, a folding fan suddenly opened up and separated the two of them, supporting the sword-wielding waitress.

There are landscape paintings and poems written on the fan, and it also exudes a faint fragrance.

Lu Ping's gaze followed the fan and shifted to the person holding it.

The flowers are perfect.

"This friend..."

Hua Wuque was about to speak up and criticize Lu Ping for scaring girls like that and for being more gentle, but before he could say anything, he was interrupted by the sound of Lu Ping retching.

“Ugh… Ugh…!!”

Thinking of the fragrance that just rushed into his nostrils, which was probably brought out by Hua Wuque's fan, Lu Ping suddenly felt nauseous and started to dry heave on the spot.

Fortunately, I haven’t had time to eat today, otherwise I would have made a fool of myself!
However, Lu Ping's sudden change made the faces of the people around him change. Their eyes fell on Lu Ping's iron-blue face, and they looked at each other, not knowing what had happened. "Why... did he start retching?"

"If it was a woman, I would guess she was pregnant, but this person is a man!"

Suddenly, a voice came from the crowd: "Looking at the symptoms of this young man, it seems that he has been poisoned..."

"You mean the fan is poisonous?!"

"What?! Are you saying that someone from Yihua Palace poisoned you?! Just because of what you said just now? No way..."

"What do you know? The people of Yihua Palace have always been ruthless and extreme. They just took out a sword to kill someone. It's not surprising that they are poisoning someone now!"

"Eh... I didn't expect that Yihua Palace would be such a despicable villain..."

The onlookers spoke one after another, as if they wanted to confirm that Hua Wuque had poisoned her.

Some people were so scared that they rushed out of the inn, shouting as they ran: "Someone's dead! Someone's dead!! Someone in Yihua Palace was poisoned!!"

A series of accidents happened in just a dozen seconds.

Hua Wu Que just helped Lu Ping sit down and asked, "My friend, are you okay?"

Then I heard a scream coming from the door. I was stunned and turned around to explain to everyone: "You guys misunderstood, I didn't poison you!"

Hua Wuque is indeed innocent, but who would dare to let him get close to him at this time?

So every time he took a step forward, those people took three steps back, fearing that he would poison everyone in the inn.

The first time Hua Wuque left Yihua Palace and walked out into the world, he experienced what it meant to be unable to defend himself.

Not far away, Xiao Yu'er was laughing so hard that he was bent over, pounding the table and stamping his feet. He felt very happy, even happier than if he had played a trick on a hundred bad guys.

Tie Xinlan and the other two girls felt that their horizons were broadened and their understanding of Lu Ping was refreshed once again.

It turns out that this Qi Lu Ren is so naughty that even Xiao Yuer has to call him big brother!
"You kid, get up quickly and explain it to them!" The maid grabbed Lu Ping's hand and pulled him to seek justice.

The reputation of their Yihua Palace in the martial world is that they kill people without blinking an eye and do not listen to anyone, but they are definitely not known as sinister villains who poison people secretly.

If the two palace masters knew about this, their trip would ruin the reputation of Yihua Palace. Not only would the three of them be killed, but even Hua Wuque would be severely punished!

However, Lu Ping...didn't understand the situation yet!
Of course, he was retching not because of poison, but because of hunger.

You know, he was hungry for the whole night and the whole morning!

Of course, Hua Wuque is also to blame. It was because of the floral scent on his body that caused Lu Ping to feel nauseous.

"No, what exactly do you want me to say?"

"Still playing dumb?! Do you believe I can kill you with one slap?!"

Everyone in Yihua Palace, from the palace master to the maids, practices martial arts and has even mastered the skill of "Yihua Jieyu". It is said that one can kill someone with one slap, and that means they can really kill someone with one slap.

"Stop!" Hua Wuque suddenly shouted to stop the maid's actions.

"But young master..."

Hua Wu Que sighed helplessly and shook his head: "Stop it first!"

Even though she was extremely unwilling, the maid still let go of Lu Ping's hand and retreated quietly.

"My friend, are you okay? Are you feeling unwell?"

I have to say that Hua Wuque really deserves the evaluation of "a gentleman as beautiful as jade". His character and personality are really impeccable. Apart from being a bit pedantic due to being taught, he is actually a very kind person.

Right now, even if the reputation of Yihua Palace is damaged because of Lu Ping, the first thing to do is to care about the other person's health.

Lu Ping waved his hands awkwardly: "I'm fine, I've just been hungry for a long time."

You can't just say something like 'It's the smell on you that makes me sick', right?
"In that case, please help us clarify this."

Lu Ping realized what had just happened and nodded in agreement: "No problem, but could you please ask your maid to go to the kitchen to urge me? I'm really hungry."

Hua Wu Que breathed a sigh of relief and nodded: "I'll go."

Then he turned and walked towards the kitchen of the inn.

(End of this chapter)