The disciple of Yue Lao

Chapter 41 Baby Lan Tian is rescued
After being forcibly kicked out of the nurses' room, Xia Yu found a bathroom, and while no one was inside, he immediately locked the door, hid himself, and returned to the nursery again.

At this time, Lan Tian had been killed by Yan Lan and was dying. The nurses saw that the vital signs on the monitor were weakening, and they became more and more anxious.

Xia Yu arrived in time and saved the blue sky again.

"Yan Lan, harming others without reason is against the laws of heaven. You can disregard your own life, but aren't you afraid of implicating the entire underworld?" Xia Yu advised kindly. She really didn't want to see Yan Lan make a big mistake.

“Hahahaha…” Yan Lan suddenly burst into laughter: “Life? Am I a living person now? Isn’t the underworld the place where ghosts go?”

"Yes, you are a ghost and you are not afraid of death." Xia Yu negotiated with Yan Lan while using magic to remove the negative energy in Lan Tian's body, and said, "Then you are not afraid of being reduced to ashes and falling into the eighteen levels of hell and never being reborn?"

"Want to save him? No way!" Yan Lan said, and had her first big fight with Xia Yu.

When Yan Lan heard Xia Yu using "hell" to scare her, she suddenly laughed and said, "Everyone is afraid of going to the underworld, but I grew up there. I've been playful since I was a child, and I've been to every place in the underworld, except hell."

"Heh..." Xia Yu said as he dealt with Yan Lan's attack, "You're not afraid. But no matter if he goes to hell or turns to ashes, you will never see the man you love again. You can't even bear the fact that he has a marriage in his reincarnation, so even if you're gone, he still has thousands of marriages to come!"

After hearing what Xia Yu said, Yan Lan began to feel a little scared.

Finding that things were turning around, Xia Yu quickly said, "He's just a baby now, what does he know? If there's any marriage, it will be twenty years later, why are you in such a hurry?"

Yan Lan finally put down her attacking hand and asked Xia Yu reluctantly: "Do you have a solution?"

“When he grows up, you can be the first one to appear by his side. If a beautiful girl like you likes him, how can he like someone else? Then, can’t you two be together again?” Xia Yu continued to deceive Yan Lan, hoping that she would give up the idea of ​​“letting Yue Yang return to the underworld”.

The doctor arrived in time, and with Xia Yu's help, Lan Tian is no longer in danger.

A nurse pushed Lan Tian's stroller away, saying that she was going to take him to his mother, Lan Yue, to see.

Yan Lan looked at Xia Yu suspiciously and asked, "Isn't it said that ghosts will have new relationships after reincarnation? What you mean is that you are willing to help me?"

God, how could I have such great ability?
If my master knew about this, he wouldn't even have to use his mosquito whisk to kill me.

Never mind, let’s calm Yan Lan down first.

"As long as you promise not to do anything rash, I can give it a try." Xia Yu said seriously.

Yan Lan thought about it and finally gave in: "Okay! I promise you."

"That's right!" Xia Yu said with a smile.

"But..." Yan Lan suddenly added with a serious face: "If you break your promise at that time, I will not only break up all his marriages, but also make you...come to the underworld to accompany me."

A gust of dark energy blew across Xia Yu's face, and Xia Yu had not recovered until Yan Lan left the hospital.

At the same time, a group of people gathered at the bathroom door that was locked by Xia Yu.

Some of them were people queuing to use the toilet, and some were hospital staff hired to open the door.

With a creaky sound, Xia Yu opened the bathroom door from the inside.

"So there's someone inside?"

"You were inside, and we knocked on the door, but you didn't open it?"

Xia Yu was surrounded by a group of people and replied very awkwardly: "I... felt unwell, so I went to the toilet..."

"You are crazy, you can just close the toilet door when you go to the toilet, why do you lock the toilet door?"

"that is!"

Xia Yu felt a little embarrassed after being scolded by the nurses. He turned around to look at the bathroom and whispered, "This bathroom... has two doors..."

The bathroom in Luo Fan's house is just one door...

"..."

"..."

Everyone was speechless.

The nurses were already busy, and after waiting in line for a long time, they finally opened the door and rushed into the bathroom.

……

【Ward 105】

Luo Fan had just taken care of Lan Yue after she finished her meal, and was now holding her son Lan Tian and coaxing him.

"Knock knock knock~." Xia Yu knocked on the door.

Seeing Xia Yu coming through the window, Luo Fan quickly put the baby back into the stroller. "Where have you been? It's been so long..." Luo Fan asked with concern while opening the door for Xia Yu.

"Luo Fan."

Xia Yu's expression was full of doubts. As soon as he entered the room, he whispered to him, "The bathroom... doesn't it only have one door?"

"The bathroom at home has only one door." Luo Fan was confused by Xia Yu's question, but he still answered seriously: "The public bathroom outside may have two doors. But why are you asking this?"

"Nothing." Xia Yu smiled awkwardly.

"This is... your girlfriend, right?" Lan Yue asked Luo Fan with a smile. It was the first time she met Xia Yu, and she subconsciously thought that Xia Yu was Luo Fan's girlfriend.

When Luo Fan heard Lan Yue say this, he almost answered "yes", but Xia Yu denied it first: "We... are just friends."

The atmosphere was a little awkward, and the three of them smiled at each other.

Xia Yu walked to the stroller, looked at the baby carefully, and thought the child was very good-looking.

"Sit down, I'll peel an apple for you." Luo Fan said to Xia Yu and stood up to get the apple.

There are 105 beds in Ward 6, and Lan Yue's bed is the last one near the window.

"The baby's name is Lan Tian?" Xia Yu looked at the name on the stroller and said, "It's a nice name."

"Just pick it at random." Lan Yue also smiled.

Just as Xia Yu and Lan Yue were chatting awkwardly, several family members of the patients in the next bed came back from outside and started chatting as soon as they sat down.

"Let me tell you a joke. Just now a woman went to the restroom and didn't know that the restroom had two doors. She closed the main door, and as a result, a bunch of people blocked the entrance."

"No way? Even if she really didn't know, how could she not see it when she went to the bathroom?"

"Who said it wasn't? The nurses knocked on the door, but there was no sound from inside. They thought the door was broken, so they asked a staff member to open it."

"and then?"

"Then, the staff didn't open it, and the woman came out on her own."

"Yeah, didn't that make a lot of people feel depressed?"

"It's not bad. Those in line are those who can still hold it in. Those who can't go upstairs or downstairs to use the toilet."

……

Hearing the conversation between the family members of the patient in the next bed, Luo Fan remembered the question Xia Yu had asked him just now.

Xia Yu's face turned red and white. Luo Fan handed her the peeled apple and asked her to sit with her back to the family members.

"How could this happen?" Lan Yue also looked at the family members chatting next to him curiously and asked with a smile: "Is that girl a fool?"

Xia Yu was eating an apple with her head down, but when she heard Lan Yue's words, she suddenly looked up at her: ...Who was I doing that for? !

"What's wrong?" Lan Yue was a little nervous when Xia Yu looked at him, and asked quickly: "Is it... someone you know?"

Xia Yu gave a fake smile: "I don't know him."

As the second person who knew about this, Luo Fan took the initiative to change the subject in order to stop the topic from continuing: "Oh...the joke they told is not funny at all. How about this, I will tell you two beauties a funnier one."

"Once upon a time, a man was walking home at night. There were several graves on the roadside. When he passed by, he suddenly heard the sound of someone knocking on the tombstone with a hammer. He thought it was a ghost and was very scared. He walked over and found that it was a girl knocking on the tombstone. He breathed a sigh of relief and said to her, 'What are you doing? Do you know that you will scare passers-by?' Then, the girl looked at him aggrievedly and said, 'I didn't mean it, but my family carved my name wrongly, so I changed it back...'"

"Hahahahahahaha!" After Luo Fan finished speaking, Xia Yu and Lan Yue didn't laugh, but he himself laughed like crazy.

Xia Yu looked puzzled: "This girl, wasn't she captured by the soul-catching messenger from the underworld?"

Luo Fan: “………….”

Lan Yue had an expression on his face where he was trying not to laugh.

"Isn't it very funny?" Luo Fan asked.

Lan Yue heard this and became serious for a second: "I still think... the joke about 'not knowing there are two doors when going to the toilet' is funnier."

Xia Yu: “…….”

Luo Fan: “…….”

(End of this chapter)