The disciple of Yue Lao
Chapter 54 Oh! Isn’t this the Jinx?
Chapter 54 Oh! Isn’t this the Jinx?
"Since we can make phone calls, we should be able to video chat, right?"
"Don't **** try ****"
"Hello? Why is the signal so weak all of a sudden?"
"***Dao***ah..."
“I can’t hear you…”
"Beep~beep~beep~"
Xia Yu wanted to start a video call with Luo Fan, but before he could finish his words, the call was suddenly disconnected.
After that, no matter how hard Xia Yu tried to dial, the number could no longer be dialed out.
Is it a location issue?
But the phone call just now was made in her room!
Xia Yu held up his mobile phone, trying to find a "network signal".
As Xia Yu was searching, he came to the yard.
Hearing Xia Yu's footsteps, Yue Lao lay comfortably on the chair, closed his eyes and asked, "Girl, what are you looking for?"
Speaking of this "mobile phone" in the mortal world, it was not the first time that Yue Lao had seen it. However, although he knew that such a thing existed, he had never used it, so he did not understand it.
"Master, I am looking for the 'network signal'."
"'Network signal?'" Yue Lao heard this new word, opened his eyes, looked at Xia Yu, and asked, "What is that?"
"I checked it out when I was in the mortal world. Only with it can mortals contact their friends or family through mobile phones. No matter how far apart two people are, as long as they remember each other's mobile phone numbers, they can call each other at any time. Video calls can not only hear each other's voices, but also see each other, just like talking face to face, which is similar to the ability of clairvoyance and super hearing." Xia Yu turned around, and when he arrived at the gate of the courtyard, two bars of "signal" suddenly appeared on his mobile phone.
Ok?
This direction?
It’s outside the [Marriage Palace]!
Xia Yu stood at the gate and looked around. Apart from the "jinx" who was sweeping the floor, there was no one else.
Broom Star is a lower immortal who is in charge of cleaning the heavenly palace. His original form was a "broom".
The strange thing is that when the jinx was close to Xia Yu, the signal was there, but as soon as he walked away, the signal was cut off again.
"Broom...broom broom..." Xia Yu called out to Broom Star cheerfully, waved at him and said, "Come here quickly."
When the jinx heard Xia Yu calling him, he stopped sweeping the floor with the broom in his hand, straightened his chest and raised his head, and put on an "immortal" posture.
In fact, he was just a lower immortal. Since Xia Yu went to heaven later than him, he naturally thought that Xia Yu's status was lower than his.
"Ahem..." Broom Star pretended to clear his throat, looked directly at Xia Yu, and asked, "Who are you talking to? How dare a little fairy disciple call me by my name?"
It has been more than a day or two since Xia Yu dealt with the jinx. He knows his temper very well. If he wants to find out what is going on, he has to go along with him.
Okay, if you don’t come over, I’ll go over.
"Oh... isn't this the Broom Star Immortal?" Xia Yu praised Broom Star with good words while quickly running towards him, saying with a smile: "The little fairy greets you."
Seeing the "network signal" of the mobile phone change from one bar to full bar, Xia Yu looked at the jinx suspiciously.
Seeing the phone in Xia Yu's hand, Jinxuexing roughly understood why Xia Yu called him.
She... When did she come down to earth? She even brought back a cell phone from the mortal world...
"A user has been connected...successfully..." A voice came from the stomach of the Broom Star. The Broom Star hurriedly threw away the broom in his hand, covered his stomach with both hands, and pretended that nothing had happened.
"Hey, great immortal, how come your stomach can talk? It's amazing!" Xia Yu followed the source of the sound and looked towards the stomach of the Broom Star. He found that there seemed to be something inside and he was eager to take it out to have a look.
The jinx has no other hobbies except to hear others praise and admire him.
Seeing Xia Yu's "naive" look, Broom Star's vanity got the better of him and he explained to Xia Yu, "What do you know? This is called 'wireless network', commonly known as 'Wifi'. It is a treasure that I brought back from the mortal world, and it is usually turned off. Today was an accident, I called a friend in the mortal world and forgot to turn it off."
It turns out there is such a convenient thing as "wireless network". Xia Yu always used data traffic in the mortal world, and this is the first time he has heard of it.
If she had known there was such a "treasure", she would have secretly brought one back like a jinx.
"Wow! The internet speed is so fast!" Xia Yu was sending a message to Luo Fan while getting closer and closer to the unlucky star. He asked with a smile: "But, Immortal, why do you keep this 'treasure' in your stomach? What if you eat too much and can't defecate? How inconvenient..."
"Are you cursing me?" Jinx was unhappy. He put one hand on a certain part of his stomach and cast a spell, and the wireless network was immediately turned off.
"Don't..." Xia Yu was a step too slow. The network was disconnected, and the last message to Luo Fan failed to be sent.
"Hmph! This is the consequence of being disrespectful to the immortal." Broom Star touched his belly proudly, picked up the broom on the ground, turned around, and walked away sweeping the fallen leaves.
"Great Immortal..." Xia Yu still wanted to keep the jinx and use the Internet for a while longer, but he ran away very fast and disappeared in a moment.
Ugh!
Xia Yu looked at the red exclamation mark next to the message helplessly and returned to the yard in disappointment.
At this time, Yue Lao was flipping through the marriage book, checking the marriages of the destined people on the marriage tree.
Xia Yu remembered what he had promised Qingniu, and hurried to Yue Lao's side, tilting his head and peeking carefully: "Master, are you checking the marriage of mortals?"
Yue Lao did not directly answer Xia Yu's question, but glanced at the black phone in her hand and asked, "Did you find that 'signal'? Just now, I heard you talking to Jinxuexing."
"Found it, and it's gone again." Xia Yu said with regret.
Yue Lao flipped through the marriage book page by page, and Xia Yu's eyes moved quickly, looking for the name "Qing Niu" in it.
"Luo Fan?" Xia Yu's eyes suddenly lit up. He grabbed Yue Lao's hand and read the page starting with Luo Fan's name.
Luo Fan’s destined person—Bai Zhi.
"Is this... over?"
Xia Yu wanted to know more, but the page for Luo Fan was blank except for the name of the destined person.
Seeing Xia Yu was confused, Yue Lao happily explained, "The fate has been decided, but the separation has not yet come. Between them, there is still a red string in my hand. Once the red string is tied, they will know each other and agree to each other, and this page will not be left blank."
"I see..." Xia Yu nodded, not quite understanding.
Yue Lao continued to turn the pages, and Xia Yu vaguely saw the words "Qing Niu" flash by.
"Master, is this 'green ox' the one under Laojun's seat?" Xia Yu pointed to the name in the marriage book and asked Yue Lao seriously, "Can the mount of a god also have a marriage?"
"Qingniu?" Yue Lao himself was very surprised when he heard this name.
"Oh no! Look at me, I'm so old and confused..." Yue Lao remembered the bad things he had done when he was drunk.
In the marriage book, Yue Lao accidentally crossed out Qingniu's name. This red stroke means that this person or creature has a marriage destiny. There is no name of the destined person at the end of this stroke, so Qingniu can't find the person who makes his heart beat.
(End of this chapter)
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