Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

Chapter 2 Yu Qian’s father is the most popular!

After the self-introduction session, Jin Henan began to perform a formulaic crosstalk.

"Today, I will perform for you all alone."

This sentence is actually inappropriate here, as it seems a bit too formulaic for crosstalk.

If Qi Long had not been introduced before, it would be correct to say this sentence directly.

But Qi Long was mentioned earlier, and several things were thrown around using Qi Long's name. If you say this again, the rhythm will be wrong.

Qi Long also quickly stopped him: "So you didn't treat me as a human being after chatting for such a long time?"

"Is the supporting actor considered a person? Aren't they just stage props? Just like this table, fan, microphone, and wake-up stick!"

Jin Henan decided to get straight into the action and began to belittle the supporting actor.

"Okay, you are really not a human being. I don't like you talking like that. I am your uncle, you have to respect me!" Qi Long chose to refuse to join the fight.

The opening remarks are just a self-introduction. The atmosphere hasn't even heated up yet, but now they start to use traditional jokes that many crosstalk audiences have heard many times. The atmosphere will become lower!
If it was an ordinary performance, he would have done so, but now isn’t he trying to make some coins?
Jin Henan was obviously a little confused. Why did he suddenly call him "Uncle Master"?
Qi Long continued: "You also talk to your master like this on stage?"

As soon as this sentence was thrown out, Jin Henan knew how to respond. He had performed this little joke in a small theater, and Qi Long had seen it on video.

"Master? There is no distinction between the senior and the junior on the stage! Besides, I'm giving him face so I call him Master!" Jin Henan skillfully demonstrated the little joke he designed in the small theater.

The partner only needs to say "Why don't you give him face?"

He can then continue to say: Dad!

Then once the audience agreed, there was a small interaction.

However, Qi Long's words stumped Jin Henan on the spot: "If you want to give him a bowl of rice, what do you call him?"

Stumped, Jin Henan looked at Qi Long in astonishment, "Uncle-master, you can't go through things like this!"

If he had been stunned for a moment longer, it would have been a stage accident.

But Qi Long immediately said: "Oh, how come you are so stumped by the props? And you still look down on the supporting actor?"

It turned into a designed little burden, the audience laughed, Qi Long was proud, and the world where only Jin Henan was hurt was achieved.

"Uncle master, aren't you meddling in my affairs? I already have this burden!" Jin Henan pretended to complain.

Qi Long asked with concern: "How did you design it originally?"

"I originally designed it to be called daddy when I don't give you face!"

Hearing him say this, Qi Long immediately looked interested: "Why didn't you say it earlier? Come on, come on, say it again. You have a good baggage!"

"Come again? It's all over!" Jin Henan pushed away Qi Long who was pulling him to face the audience.

Qi Long said to the audience: "It's not over, it's not over. Everyone pretend you didn't hear it and let him call us dad, okay?"

"Good!" The audience immediately followed suit.

Jin Henan reluctantly faced the audience: "What's wrong with Master? I'll give him face and call him Master!"

Qi Long asked seriously: "Then what would you call him if you gave him a bowl of wontons?"

Jin Henan was dumbfounded again and looked at Qi Long in horror, "You're coming again?"
The audience burst into laughter. The simplest comedic effect is repetition. Repeating something can easily make others laugh.

Especially Jin Henan's helpless and uncomfortable look gave the audience a sense of freshness.

"Oops, I said it wrong. How about you say it again?" Qi Long asked.

Jin Henan immediately waved his hands: "I'm not coming, no matter what, I'm not coming, uncle, you're just messing with me. The other supporting actors on the stage are there to serve the funny actor, it's fine if you don't serve, but why are you causing trouble? Do you have any awareness of being a prop?"

"No, why do you say that we are just props? I am just teaching you a lesson and making you learn to be humble!"

In other jokes, if the supporting role is mixed in like this, it is easy to push the funny role off the stage, affecting the integrity of the crosstalk.

But the same will not happen when it comes to the funny part, because this is a crosstalk in which the funny part and the supporting part compete with each other in wits and courage. The phrase "I am targeting you" will not affect the integrity of the crosstalk.

"You should be clear about your position. You are just a supporting actor. Look at the audience. They all came to see my master Guo Degang and my senior brother Yue Yunpeng. They are both funny actors, right? They are popular!" Qi Long immediately retorted: "You are talking nonsense. Isn't Mr. Yu Qianyu popular?"

"Not as hot as my master!"

"Nonsense, Mr. Yu Qian is much more popular. Not only is he popular, but his whole family is popular, especially Yu Qian's father, who is the most popular!

Your master always takes advantage of Yu Qian's father's popularity when he's on stage, and he mentions him all the time!"

Before Jin Henan could reply, Qi Long spoke:

"Yu Qian's father, Mr. Wang, was surnamed Sun and given name Li Xiuzhen, also known as Ouyang Qingsong, Yu Deshui, Yu Xiang Rousi, Yu Xiaopi, Yu Degang, Guo Degang or Yu Qian. He was a senior naval officer in Inner Mongolia. He was born in the Manchu Urinary Yellow Banner and his Manchu name was Aixinjue Luokuang.

The Green Hat King, one of the Iron Hat Kings of the capital, is the eighth prince and is also known as Jingba. He comes from a family of martial arts and is known as the best swordsman in the capital and the best gourd master in the world.

He is also an athlete. He went diving for four or five days on a sailboat, and when he was pulled out, he was still lifelike! "

Qi Long recited various images of Yu Qian's father from a long section of Guo Degang's crosstalk, as if he were reciting a line of dialogue.

The audience below was grinning from ear to ear.

Most of the people who come here are here to hear the crosstalk by Guo and Yu, and naturally they have heard their crosstalk. There is always a joke in what Qi Long tells that they have heard before.

How can I not be happy when I hear this?
After Qi Long finished speaking, they began to applaud.

Not only were they happy, even the actors backstage were laughing.

"My junior brother, he really listens to my crosstalk!" Guo Degang laughed.

Yu Qian also nodded with a smile: "Hello, Xiao Qi, the place is finally getting hot!"

After Qi Long finished saying this long string of words and the applause and laughter ended, he looked at Jin Henan proudly.

"Not only am I stealing your lines, I'm also taking away all of your master's work, so that you funny guys will look down on us supporting actors!"

"It's not that I look down on you," Jin Henan continued.

However, before he finished speaking, Qi Long slapped his head and said, "Oh, by the way, he can also talk about Madam Yu. I will summarize Madam Yu's jokes again!"

The audience burst into laughter again.

Jin Henan saw Qi Long's hands on the table turned into claws, and immediately understood the sign language, and grabbed Qi Long: "Uncle Master, stop talking!"

"Humph!" Qi Long looked at him: "You still dare to say I'm a prop? I'm telling you, don't look down on me. I'm much better at being funny than you!"

Jin Henan's eyes lit up as he finally said the key sentence.

Just now when Qi Long started to improvise, he really felt the despair of Mr. Yu when he was drunk and praised "Fenhe Bay". He was just waiting for this sentence.

"You can't be funny!"

"Why can't I be funny?"

"Then let me explain to you, nephew."

After saying this, he turned to the audience and said, "Everyone, my uncle got mad when I said he was a prop, so he had to come out and make fun of him. You all have a heart for your children, so just let him make fun of you for a while.

This may be the first day you meet Jin Henan, but I hope we can be friends forever in the future, so I would like to ask you for a favor.

If Uncle Qi Long makes a joke later, no matter how happy you are, don't be happy. Let's piss him off to death together.

After it's over, everyone counts. I heard that the bathing places in Beichun City and the Northeast are particularly good. I invite you to go take a bath!"

Originally, in this section, the supporting actor should pretend not to hear or just say a few words occasionally.

However, Qi Long did not follow the routine again: "You want to take a bath with them? Then I won't tease you anymore. I admit that I am a fool. Take me with you!"

This time, the laughter was like thunder. Jin Henan couldn't hold it in anymore and climbed onto the table, laughing so hard that he couldn't stop.

Is there such a way to play?

(End of this chapter)