Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

Chapter 55 Qi Long's Part-time Experience

Gao Dongqiang had no choice but not to tell Qi Long. He watched Dongqiang go out while being tied up and started singing "Huaihe Camp", which tells the story of how Empress Lu rebelled against the Han Dynasty and how he killed Lu and supported the Han Dynasty. Even if it cost him his life, he was determined to save the Han Dynasty.

He was waiting for Gao Dongqiang, but after waiting for a long time, Gao Dongqiang did not come back with the vaccine.

Because they were closed in the museum and there were a large number of soldiers from Country B guarding the checkpoints and searching them at any time, Gao Dongqiang hid the vaccine under the big table in the discussion room. He had to get it back and give Qi Long an injection to inject the vaccine.

He didn't wait for anything, but a group of guards from Country B came, untied his ropes and took him to the central reception room.

Yue Yunpeng said that he caught the sneaky Gao Dongqiang and learned through interrogation that he was the one who stole the vaccines.

"Their gang consists of three people, Luan Yunping, Shaobing, and Gao Dongqiang!"

Luan Yunping was in charge, Shaobing put drugs in the pot, and Gao Dongqiang stole the vaccine!
Unexpectedly, Professor Guo had a strong antibody response to the anesthetic and was not knocked unconscious. Gao Dongqiang had no choice but to kill him. However, before they could take the vaccine back, Professor Guo's body was found and the Longmen Hotel was closed.

Luan Yunping could only send the vaccine by carrier pigeons.

Sun Honglei clapped his hands: "Very good, but Inspector Yue, that's not right"

As mentioned before, the museum has very strict regulations and it is impossible to carry the vaccines around. Luan Yunping was also searched at the time, so it is impossible for a carrier pigeon to take the vaccines away.

Therefore, the vaccine is still in the museum, and all places, including this reception room, have been searched thoroughly. Only one person has not been searched, and that is: Inspector Yue Yunpeng!
"I was wondering why we couldn't find a small vaccine after searching for so long. There must be a traitor among us. After thinking about it, I can only think of you. You are the boss of Luan Yunping, Shaobing, and Gao Dongqiang!"

The soldiers rushed forward, held down Yue Yunpeng, and searched his body for the vaccine.

It was he who took it away, so when the soldiers searched the discussion room, they did not find the vaccine. Gao Dongqiang went to look for Yue Yunpeng and let him know that it was he who took the vaccine!
The two reached an agreement that Yue Yunpeng would be exposed as Gao Dongqiang, and they would each plead guilty to half of the charges in order to preserve the real intelligence line behind them!

At the same time, the vaccine was injected into Meng Hetang's body, and he was able to move around more easily than Qi Long!

They died in exchange for the safe departure of others, which led to this drama.

"Hahahaha, Boss Meng, Writer Guo, Mr. Cao, and Mingjiao Qi, the four of you can leave now!"

At this point, the main storyline ends, and the subsequent story is released in the form of subtitles. Biologist Guo Qilin, disguised as a writer, successfully arrived at the front line and developed a large number of vaccines together with Meng Hetang who was injected with the vaccine to resist the biological warfare of Country B.

Country B has been defeated repeatedly, and a large number of officers have fled back to the city where the Longmen Hotel is located. They will gather here and prepare to defend to the death!

As a famous actor, Qi Long became the guest performer at the pre-war mobilization meeting. He performed for this group of beasts in his own troupe. Halfway through the performance, flames shot up into the sky. Qi Long, who was performing on the stage, did not change his movements, while the audience was in chaos, and the door could not be opened no matter what.

The famous actor, along with a group of beasts, died in the fire.

At that time, this clip will serve as the last part of the first half of the variety show, and the song "Chi Ling" will be played at the same time.

This is the segment that Qi Long is going to record. Everyone else has finished recording and gone home, leaving only him, the extras, and the staff.

Qi Long chatted with the extras and only then did he know why they spoke Country B so fluently in the Longmen Hotel just now. It turned out that they were college students majoring in Chinese and were hired by Yan Min for 150 yuan a day.

"We initially thought that we would give the program crew 150 yuan, but we didn't expect that the program crew would give us 150 yuan. Hahaha!" said the extra.

Qi Long was also amused by this innocent college student: "You are a worker, how can you get paid for your work?"

"No, no, no, not only can we come to perform, we also have free tickets for tomorrow's performance. Tickets for Deyun Society are hard to buy. I thought I had to pay for them!"

Oh, I can even watch a show!
"Teacher Qi, your job is very conscientious. When we were in our senior year and looking for jobs, many jobs didn't pay us during the internship period, and we were asked to pay for it!" Someone came up to complain.

Qi Long was puzzled: "Who will do it if we don't pay them?" "There are plenty of people who will do it. Now the boss says that for 8,000 yuan, you can only hire one migrant worker, but you can hire three college students!"

Qi Long started chatting with them and listened to their complaints about how difficult it was to find a job, how flexible work here meant unlimited overtime, and how the 996 work schedule was a blessing and so on.

Crosstalk is an art that is close to life. By listening to different people telling different stories, you can create jokes that are closer to life.

Although there is always talk on the Internet about people born in the 90s and 00s cleaning up the workplace, in reality there are not that many who actually do that.

Those who are cleaning up the workplace, not all of them, but at least most of them come from well-off families. They don’t rely on them to make money, they can be so tough because they have backup!

More people work honestly and diligently!

There is no other way. I have to make money to support myself. I can't just stay at home and rely on my parents after graduating from college, right?

Many of these senior students cannot find internships and can only find part-time jobs that pay by the day. The offer from Yan Min and others is already very high, and they also provide three meals and a free crosstalk show!

As they chatted, Qi Long recalled a previous part-time job experience he had.

That was after he dropped out of college and was too embarrassed to ask his family for money. The crosstalk club said that they couldn't sell tickets for the crosstalk and they couldn't make much money, so he went out to find a part-time job.

Once I was working as a puppet atmosphere member at a music festival. The weather was extremely hot and I got 80 yuan after finishing my work. Since the person in charge didn't have any whole money in his pocket, I went to the nearby store and got him a bunch of change. The largest one was two yuan, the smallest one was fifty cents, and there were also coins.

It was summer and he was short of money, so he put the food in a small plastic bag and a bottle of ice water. He drank half of the bottle immediately.

As a result, when I went out, the plastic bag broke and the money fell all over the floor.

“Many people looked at it and thought, oh my god, why is there a fool throwing money around?

They ran over to pick up the money. I quickly said that the money was mine. A few of them were probably too embarrassed to return it to me, and most of them turned around and ran away as if they didn't hear me. In the end, only about 20 yuan was left out of the 80 yuan.

I was extremely depressed. Adults collapse in an instant. The moment I collapsed was when an old lady came over, picked up the ice water on the ground, poured out the remaining half of the bottle, and put it in her bag! "

Qi Long told the story in a relatively relaxed tone, but everyone could also feel his embarrassment at the time.

"I burst into tears and even scared the auntie. But she was a auntie and she was good at coaxing people. With just one sentence, my crying stopped abruptly!"

Everyone was curious, what did you say?

"If you keep crying, I'll lie down on the ground!"

Qi Long had told this story before in the small theater of the Shanxi Province Crosstalk Society. At that time, fraud was rampant and everyone treated it as a joke. Qi Long's remark by the old lady caused everyone to burst into laughter.

The environment is much better now. There are not so many scammers, so the humor created is less. You have to use the current memes.

Qi Long immediately said with regret:
"Sometimes I wonder, if the aunt had told me that the young man didn't want to work hard anymore, I might have given in at that time!"

This time, the college students who often said online that they wanted to hook up with rich women laughed out loud.

Qi Long never wants to use his unhappy things to gain sympathy or anything like that. He likes to treat these as jokes. If they can make people laugh, then the experience is not in vain and it is worth it!

(End of this chapter)