Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

Chapter 81 Encore
Originally, because the last show was over and Shaobing left, everyone thought that the return was a solo job by Cao Heyang.

However, Cao Heyang quickly dispelled everyone's doubts, saying that Shaobing had gone to get the props. As everyone knows, crosstalk not only has these props on the stage, but sometimes chairs or something like that are also moved in.

As he spoke, Shaobing invited Qi Long to enter the stage through the stage door, and at the same time stood at the stage door and applauded loudly.

Seeing Qi Long, the audience applauded in surprise. Many of them who had put away their cameras and mobile phones took out their video recording devices again and turned on the recording function.

Qi Long bowed: "Thank you for your enthusiastic applause. Shaobing asked me to come on stage and say something. So I'll say something. Some time ago on August 15th, Brother Qian wanted to treat us. As you all know, Brother Qian has a rich family and is an easy-going person!"

"Correct."

"Usually, for example, when he drinks the high-end Moutai, he would ask us, 'Want a sip?'"

"Look, I'm really generous!"

"You smoke that expensive cigar, and sometimes you treat us to a puff?"

"Let's eat the one we haven't eaten before." At this point, Qi Long paused and said, "You Tiao, do you want a bite too?"

"We have never eaten fried dough sticks?"

"Hey, what they eat are not the ordinary fried dough sticks we usually eat, they are fried by the servants, and they are not long strips, they are broken into pieces by the servants before eating!"

"Hey, then I won't have a bite. It's so disgusting!" Cao Heyang waved his hand.

Qi Long continued, "That day, Brother Qian was hosting a dinner at his horse ranch. When we went over, Brother Qian was smacking his lips with his sister-in-law. When he saw us coming, he turned around and pointed at his sister-in-law and said, 'Have a bite.'"

"Wow! You're giving in too?"

The opening joke at the encore made everyone burst into laughter: "Eh!!!"

Qi Long explained to everyone that Brother Qian was drunk at that time, and because they all came, Brother Qian was happy and started drinking in advance.

But the drunk man refused to admit that he was drunk. In order to prove that he was in good mental state, Brother Qian got on his horse and started driving under the influence. No one could stop him, so Brother Qian rode his pony with permed hair and galloped around his own stable.

"Soon, Brother Qian came back. He was so happy when the breeze blew and said, 'Children, recite a poem for me about my horse riding!' There were three younger generations present at the time: Shaobing, Luan Yunping, and Cao Heyang!"

"Shall we three write a poem?"

"Look at him, how annoying! Luan Yunping is fine, he's a college graduate, but you two are confused, wondering why this drunk old man would pick on us. Last time he got drunk we played riddles for an hour and a half, and now we have to write poems?"

Cao Heyang nodded repeatedly: "Yes, I have disliked him for a long time!"

Before, before the drunken version of "Fenhe Bay", in order to give Yu Qian time to rush over and have his gastric lavage, Shaobing and Cao Heyang talked about "guessing lantern riddles" for a long time, and in the end even talked about brain teasers. The two of them never played "guessing lantern riddles" again after that.

This incident is considered a famous scene of Deyun Society. All the audiences who can come here to see the small garden know this joke and everyone laughs.

Qi Long continued: "The elders asked them to do it, so they couldn't refuse. Luan Yunping came first:"

"How did he say?"

Qi Long rolled up his sleeves and said with a smile in Luan Yunping's pose: [Master, you are on the saddle bridge, the fire is burning goose feathers, the horse has traveled 800 miles, and the goose feathers are not yet burnt! ]

"Wow, you're riding so fast? Eight hundred miles, and the goose feathers are not even burnt yet?"

"What an exaggerated rhetoric! My brother Qian was very happy to hear it. He patted Luan Yunping and said, "Okay!" He turned around and looked at Cao Heyang.

"It's my turn!"

"Cao Heyang is quite clever. He just came to ask me. Everyone knows that I am a writer (sigh). I told him a poem."

"How to say?"

Qi Long performed a glasses-adjusting move without props, imitating Cao Heyang: [The master got on the horse, threw a silver needle into the water bowl, the horse traveled 800 miles, and the silver needle had not yet sunk! ]

"My uncle told me that this is amazing. Before I threw a silver needle to the bottom, the old man rode it back."

"Now only Shaobing is left. He is stupid and doesn't know where to ask for help. He just keeps thinking and gets himself into a mess. At this moment, Guo Degang on the side suddenly yells 'Hey!'" Qi Long yells loudly, startling Cao Heyang who was listening attentively. After he came to his senses, he asked, "What's wrong with my master?"

Qi Long imitated a fart sound with his mouth: "This is because your master had a stomachache and wanted to fart but was afraid of embarrassment, so he shouted, hey!"

As he said that, Qi Long shouted again, which frightened Cao Heyang again. This time, the effect of being frightened was even more intense. He dropped the stool and fell onto the table.

"Pu~du~"

"Well, it would be better if he didn't shout. Wouldn't everyone's attention be focused on him if he shouted?"

Everybody laughed in unison.

"That's right. It was because of his attention that Shaobing had an idea. He wrote a poem:"

This time, Qi Long used both hands to pull back his temples, made his eyes look like small eyes, and imitated Shaobing with a hoarse and broken voice:

[Master, I'm on the mount. Master, I'm farting. The horse has traveled 800 miles. PY is still not shutting up! ]

"Go to hell!"

The two bowed and prepared to leave the stage. At this time, someone shouted with a smile: "It's too short, one more!"

"One more, one more!"

Seeing the audience was so enthusiastic, Shaobing from the side curtain invited the two back.

Qi Long continued, "It's the same thing as before. The three of them finally wrote a poem. They were having dinner together at the horse farm, looking at the moon in the sky. Guo Degang was drunk too, so he pointed at his three apprentices and said: "Use the four words 'round and round', 'half missing', 'messy', and 'quiet' to write a poem for me!"

"Wow, Master also passed the exam?"

"Luan Yunping is the first one again!"

"He loves to show off:"

[The moon on the 15th is so full, but it becomes half as long as the last quarter. The stars in the sky are in disarray, and the clouds cover the silence! ]

"What about me?" Cao Heyang asked, "I asked you again!"

"Yes, I gave you an idea. You can write a poem with the apple in your hand!"

[This apple is round and round. Take a bite and half of it is gone. The core is scattered all over the place. Eat it all quietly! ]

"It's time for sesame cakes again!" said Cao Heyang.

"Yes, Shaobing was anxious, scratching his head and cheeks, and then your master suddenly said 'Ah!'"

This time, Cao Heyang held the table firmly: "I knew this would happen again!"

"Beep beep beep beep beep!"

The punchline is repetitive, but repetition can be upgraded.

Cao Heyang: "Wow, a series of them?"

"That's right. Everyone is avoiding us at this time. Luan Yunping's beloved disciple said with concern: Master, you look like you are ill. You must take care of yourself. What will we do without you?"

"There is indeed something wrong with placing it this way!" Cao Heyang nodded, covering his nose.

Qi Long pulled his temple again to imitate small eyes. He did this action many times, sometimes even imitating Gao Dongqiang.

[The Deyun class is round and round, but with the death of Degang, half of them are missing, the disciples are crying in a mess, and all of them died quietly! ]

"Ouch!"

At this point, the two short pieces of poetry written with uneducated people were completely performed, and the audience applauded as Qi Long and Cao Heyang left the stage!
(End of this chapter)