Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

Chapter 96 Recording Ended
Yue Yunpeng's nail art stall is hopeless. According to him, he went to the university town early in the morning, but only had seven customers in the whole morning, all of whom wanted him to have their nails trimmed. Not a single one wanted to spend a lot of money to make patterns.

In this regard, Qi Long suggested that he should transform as soon as possible like Sa Beining did, and just add a few dollars to the things he bought cheaply from the nail salon and sell them.

"Just like cutting hair, many people don't want apprentices to cut their hair. What if they cut it wrong? Manicure is as important as hair to many girls. Yours looks unprofessional and obviously won't do!"

Compared to Xiao Sa who made a loss from selling vegetables and Yue Yunpeng who lost all his money, Sha Yi had the best business among the three.

Brother Sha didn't hire any assistant. He did everything by himself and just worked hard making pancakes.

Mix the dough with zucchini puree and fry it in a frying pan, then add a fried egg, grilled sausage, spicy strips, etc.

It's honest and real, only seven dollars a serving, and there are many people queuing up to buy it.

"Qilong, Qilong!" Sha Yi shouted while spreading the pancake.

Qi Long was puzzled: "What's wrong?"

"Can you make pancakes? Help me for twenty minutes. The batter I prepared is not enough. I need to go to my pancake teacher to get some more," asked Sha Yi.

He was queuing up to get a number, and many people got numbers, but there were not enough seats. It was not appropriate to let people wait there, so he wanted to find someone to help.

But he didn't want to spend money to hire an assistant, so he wanted Qi Long to help.

Qi Long didn't care about losing money: "Give me money?"

"Talking about money hurts so much!"

"There is no love between us," Qi Long blurted out.

“Hahahaha, fifty!” Sha Yi shouted out the price: “It’s only ten or twenty minutes. It’s not worth it for me to spend a hundred dollars to hire an assistant!”

"Eighty, you can save twenty dollars!"

"Yue" Shayi pretended to call for someone.

"Fifty is fifty, we can negotiate" Isn't this just like a black-hearted company? Not paying high wages, saying: If you don't do it, someone else will.

Qi Long and Sha Yi exchanged positions and put on blue arm sleeves. A young man currently in the queue was listening to music with headphones and humming along.

Humming in tune, Qi Long recognized the notes at once and then determined the song: Zhou Jue Lun's song!
"You are a fan of Zhou Jue Lun, what a coincidence! I am one too!" Qi Long was changing his sleeves and chatting with people: "Let's put on this 'Blue and White Porcelain' sleeve and make you some pancakes!"

The young man nodded happily: "It's okay, it's okay, don't worry."

"Hey, 'Give Me a Song'!"

Sha Yi ran away. Qi Long put on his sleeves and poured the batter on the frying pan: "We added something good to this pancake. What good thing? Shredded zucchini? No, it's "Secret"!"

Then he took out a small iron box and said, "Let's pour the eggs into the Peninsula Iron Box, stir it with the nunchakus (chopsticks), and pour it to the side. Pour the ingredients upwards, and it will become fragrant. This is called Rice Fragrance!"

Zhou Jue Lun's songs are very well-known in China. Qi Long strung the songs together with just a few casual words, and the people around him laughed out loud.

It’s so interesting!

Of course, telling these to the fans of Juelü is just an impromptu joke.

If you are not a fan of Julep, it would be meaningless.

So Qi Long didn't talk about these things with the customers behind him, but instead started talking about Tianjin's pancakes.

"The old diners in Tianjin who eat pancakes always bring their own eggs, and don't add spicy noodles or anything like that, it's not authentic! To judge whether a person from Tianjin is qualified, you have to see whether he brings his own eggs when eating pancakes.

The eldest brother asked, how can we judge a qualified imperial capital person? Push him down and shovel soy milk into his mouth. If he is angry, he is definitely not a genuine imperial capital person. If his brows are relaxed, he is definitely an imperial capital person! "

"Hahahahahahaha!" The big brother from the imperial capital who asked the question laughed.

"It is said that when a child is born in Tianjin, the family will adopt a hen, wait for the hen to lay eggs and bury the eggs. When the child is 18 years old, they will dig out the eggs and add them to pancakes as a gift of adulthood.
People in Jinling are different. They raise ducks, slaughter the ducks when they turn 18, and make duck blood and vermicelli soup as a ceremony for their 18th birthday.

Men in the capital are different. They plant a field of mung beans, harvest them after 18 years, and make bean juice. Whoever wants to drink it can drink it."

Qi Long was talking while his hands kept moving. Originally, Lao Sha's pancake was not difficult to make and it didn't take much effort. It was good as it could reduce the boring waiting time for people.

In the past, setting up stalls was not just about selling things. Many stall owners not only sold things but also performed arts. They would mutter to themselves, and you would be engrossed in listening to them while they prepared their goods. It didn't waste your time.

Listening to some short music or songs while waiting won’t make you bored at all.

Qi Long is just imitating the stall owners of the past.

When Sha Yi came back, he saw how serious Qi Long was and rewarded him with two sausages.

"Brother Sha is so nice to me that he gave me his reward!" Qi Long exclaimed while holding the grilled sausage.

Sha Yi was stunned: "You come back, what do you mean by rewarding yourself to you!"

"Sister Hu Ke has complained about you on Weibo. You just lie down at home every day with nothing to do!" Qi Long asked.

Sha Yi was confused: "Then what?"

"Look, you're just like a sausage: lying down for a long time, turning over occasionally, high in fat, cheap, and with complicated ingredients!" "You're the cheap one, with complicated ingredients!"

"So the first three are right!"

"Go go go" Sha Yi stirred the batter in the bucket and drove people away!

Qi Long was strolling while eating grilled sausages when he saw that Sa Beining had started a new business. He recorded a video to send his blessings. The host's blessings came as soon as he said them.

【May everything go smoothly, two dragons soar, three sheep bring prosperity, and four seasons of peace. Perfect! 】

Qi Long came over and the crosstalk actor also had many words of blessing.

[I wish you to be as smart as a mouse, as strong as an ox, as brave as a tiger, as happy as a rabbit, as confident as a dragon, as charming as a snake, as romantic as a horse, as gentle as a sheep, as happy as a monkey, as loud as a chicken, as cute as a dog, and fatter than a pig. No, your work is as idle as a pig, but you have money when you have free time! ]

"Good!" The onlookers applauded.

Sa Beining also clapped on the side. As soon as Qi Long finished speaking, he continued with auspicious words: [Then I wish you great success, prosperity everywhere, a full moon, a happy life, lots of satisfaction, and lots of wealth! ]

Qi Long was not to be outdone: [Then I wish you to be as rich as Marlboro, as successful as Hongta Mountain, as beautiful as Ashima, and as wealthy as Greater China! ]

"Good!" The people around them applauded and cheered for them again.

Qi Long laughed and joked: "Did you notice that the tail finally fell into the money?"

"Record a few videos for me and I'll give you some money!" Qi Long successfully found a new part-time job.

After playing here for more than an hour, Qi Long said goodbye to them and returned to his post. Xiao Chi's face was full of resentment when he saw him.

"What's wrong? Why do you look like that?" Qi Long had heard that there were not many people in the cafeteria in the afternoon and it was closed until dinner time of five or six o'clock, so he ran out to hang out.

"There is a boss who is your fan. I heard from his employees that you set up a stall here and asked them to buy 50 servings of cucumbers, cherry tomatoes and lettuce as employee fruit. Many people came from far away to support you. We were so busy that we sold out all the dishes we prepared for dinner. Brother Liu went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables. I just sat down to rest!"

Qi Long's eyes lit up. There was an unexpected surprise?
Doesn't that mean that when I work part-time, I can also make money here, and I can truly make money while lying down, which is great.

"Okay, I'll give you two a raise!" Qi Long waved his hand.

Godfather is right. If you can’t lead a team, you will just work yourself to death. Look, we have a team and we can make money without doing anything!

At eight o'clock that evening, the program crews that had been filming everywhere announced the end of the entrepreneurial time and began counting the money. The six-member group also gathered together again. Everyone was a little exhausted, but everyone had different expressions.

Ruan Jingtian was very cheerful and obviously sold a lot.

"Qi Long, these two are cheating!" Sa Beining pointed at Ruan Jingtian and Nicomati, and then accused them of their behavior.

Ruan Jingtian called the younger male group in his company to come and sell handmade soap from morning to night.

Nigometi asked CCTV host Sisi, Fanshu, and reporter Bingbing to help him sell coffee
"What?" Qi Long was shocked and looked at Nicomati: "You should have told me earlier. I would have gone to your place earlier. I would have gone to Sa Beining's place just to accompany him to record a blessing video for others!"

"You're focusing on the wrong point. I mean they're hiring foreign aid!" Sa Beining was shocked: "We have to stand together and deduct their money!"

"Knock knock knock, um, did Sister Sisi really go?" Qi Long looked unconcerned: "And Bingbing, the one with the sweetest smile? Hey, is Ma Fanshu wearing high heels? She looks taller than Xiao Ni in high heels!"

Sa Beining and Nicometti pulled him aside with a silly look on his face. Yue Yunpeng even took a tissue and asked Qi Long to wipe his saliva.

After a while of noise, the director came in and announced everyone's results.

The first place winner, Ruan Jingtian, made a net profit of 9,700 yuan from selling handmade soap.

"How much?" Except for Ruan Jingtian, the five people were shocked. Isn't the profit too high?
"If you earn 9,700 a day, that means you will make tens of thousands a month," Yue Yunpeng said during a crosstalk.

Qi Long nodded: "Did he cheat? I have many questions in my mind. The biggest question is, did Ma Fanshu wear high heels? If she did, would she be taller than Xiao Ni?"

“Hahahahaha!” Sha Yi pushed him and said, “Are you questioning this?”

Ruan Jingtian won the first place, and the second place was Qi Long. Qi Long's profit was more than 4,600 yuan, which was half less than the other party, but it was still a lot.

"More than four thousand six hundred?" Qi Long frowned.

"Any problem?" the director asked.

"Yes, I have a big problem, Ma Wu!" This time, before he could finish his words, his mouth was covered by Sa Beining, who obviously predicted what he was going to say.

Qi Long broke free from Sa Beining's hand: "Why are you in such a hurry? It must be taller than you!"

"Hahahahaha!"

The scores of other people were announced one by one. Sha Yi scored more than 2,000, Sa Beining and Nigomati both scored more than 1,000, while Xiao Yueyue owed 1,000 and had to pay it out of his own pocket. The recording officially ended.

In the moment before hitting the board, Qi Long spoke again: "Wait, I have another question, is Ma Fanshu wearing high heels?"

"Go to hell!"

(End of this chapter)