Naruto: I don't want to work hard anymore

Chapter 16: Asama Santai

A while later, 50 kilometers northwest of Konoha, Naruto was walking briskly on the official road with a package on his back.

There are lush forests on both sides of the official road, with verdant trees and fragrant grass.

Naruto whistled, and the melodious whistle dissipated in the distance with the passing breeze.

"Don't try to live so wise, Don't cry coz you're so right~"

"Ok?"

Kyuubi, who was dozing off, suddenly raised his head and asked, "What's the name of this song?"

"wind."

Naruto raised his hand, his fingertips lightly touching the passing breeze, with a gentle smile on his face.

Feng is just a translation. The original name of this song is Wind, and it is also the ending song of the first episode of Naruto.

Because the prototype of this world is neon, the culture is also a mess, with weird Chinese calligraphy and occasional spoken English with a strange accent.

Naruto even asked Ino about this, and the little girl said that writing has been around since ancient times, and that English is a dialect from the Land of Lightning, and that it became popular because it sounded fashionable...

This is totally off the mark!

“This song… feels like it suits you very well.”

As Jiuwei spoke, he seemed to have thought of something interesting and chuckled, "Since you like singing so much, why don't you learn to play an instrument and become a singing artist?"

"good idea!"

Naruto nodded, his biggest regret was that he couldn't play a musical instrument, so every time he had a meal with his travel companions and the atmosphere was lively, he always felt that something was missing, as if he was a eunuch going to a brothel.

The main reason is because I am lazy. I bought a guitar, but after learning it for only two days, I left it at home to collect dust...

Naruto has never been a patient person, but fortunately he now has a Shadow Clone, so learning quickly in three days is definitely not a dream!
Sure enough, Shadow Clone is the most powerful training cheat in the world. If the prince in the original novel had realized this earlier, he would have broken Sasuke's arms and legs and brought him back in the first Valley of the End...

“Set a small goal and learn ten musical instruments within a year!”

Naruto was in high spirits, perhaps because he was free from the constraints of Konoha and he felt a rare bit of energy.

Jiuwei poured a bucket of cold water on his head: "I'm afraid it's just a three-minute enthusiasm."

"You're right, let's just write off the zero."

Naruto quickly calmed down after hearing this: "One is fine."

"..."

Nine-Tail felt that its future was bleak. It was really afraid that when this guy encountered an enemy, he would be too lazy to escape and suggest that everyone wait for death together...

"Come to think of it, is it really okay to just leave like this? That little girl named Ino will probably be very sad when she can't find you, right?"

"It's ok."

Naruto looked up at the sky: "As long as we are destined, we will meet again..."

"But it's hard to say whether we'll be friends or enemies when we meet again."

Kyuubi said in a teasing tone: "Who knows, maybe I will practice hard from now on and be determined to kill you, a heartless brat, with my own hands."

"That's up to her."

Naruto didn't care about it at all. He thought that this time she left without saying goodbye for a reason. He knew Ino's character and she would not get angry about such a thing.

"By the way, where are we going? Do you know the way?"

"How could I possibly recognize him? I was sealed within two years of Konoha being built!"

Naruto glanced at the sun in the sky and judging by the direction of the sun, it was heading almost northwest.

Never mind, just let it be...

A traveler without a goal will never get lost.

"Even the sadness of that day, even the pain of that day, I love everything about it~"

"Together with you, it stays in my heart, with an lingering bitter lemon scent..."

Naruto was humming Kenshi Yonezu's Lemon as he slowly passed a fork in the road. Not far from the intersection, two passing carriages suddenly stopped in front of Naruto.

wow——

The curtain on the window of the car in front was suddenly lifted, and a man wearing round glasses and pigtails stuck his head out of the car.

"Hey, little brother!" The moment he saw Naruto, a hint of surprise flashed in the man's eyes: "Can you tell me what the name of this song is?"

“Lemon…”

It's not that Naruto is trying to show off his English. The pronunciation of the word "lemon" in Japanese is basically the same as in English, the only difference is the tone.

"lemon…"

The man was a little surprised: "Then can you please tell me who the original singer of this song is?"

"I."

Naruto remained calm.

There are so many people who traveled through Naruto, some spread Ma Gai, some copied Romance of the Three Kingdoms! Some even did not let go of A Bin...

Well, I, Uzumaki Naruto, am the protagonist after all, so it’s not too much to copy a few songs, right?
"Oh, that's really incredible..."

Seeing Naruto's confident look, the man's face was full of surprise: "Where are you from, little brother? Where are your parents?"

Naruto tugged at the bundle hanging on his shoulder: "I'm an orphan, I'll go wherever I want."

"Orphan..."

The man sighed softly, glanced at Naruto's delicate face, and was somewhat moved: "In that case, do you want to come with me? Of course, uncle, I'm not a bad person."

As he said that, he took out a business card and handed it to Naruto.

"Let me introduce myself. I'm Asama Santaifu, a celebrity agent."

The third wife persuaded him, "To be honest, you have a natural talent for being a celebrity. If you can be trained well, you will definitely be famous in the five major countries!"

"Asama-san... um——"

Naruto habitually translated the name into Chinese, tilted his head and thought for a long time before he remembered, isn't this the agent in the Snow Country movie!
"Hehe, it seems like you have the potential to be a gigolo, so let's do some more..."

Jiuwei teased, "We have just left the village and we have been targeted. Why don't we give it a try?"

"it is good."

Naruto nodded to Santaifu, and the Nine-Tailed Fox suddenly sat up inside the sealed space.

"Hey, do you really agree?"

"What else? We have nowhere to go anyway."

Naruto shrugged: "Being a star is much more comfortable than hunting. And maybe if your fame spreads, that guy will come to you on his own."

"Huh, whatever you want."

Nine-Tailed Fox lay down again. This kid’s enthusiasm would only last for three minutes at most.

Seeing the Nine-Tails' indifferent look, Naruto tilted his head: "Then... do you want to come with us?"

"Get lost! You're so stupid! I don't want to!"

The Nine-Tailed Fox howled, furious.

Do you want to listen to what you are saying, kid?
I, Kurama, am the strongest tailed beast, the embodiment of all hatred in the world, an existence that countless ninjas are terrified of. How could I, Kurama, go and be a star with you?

It can already imagine that scene!

Whenever the two encounter a battle in the future, the enemy will ask with a strange look on their face: Are all artists nowadays working so hard?
How the hell do you want to say this?
Was it me who provided the accompaniment for Uchiha Madara's dance back then?
Crazy!

What a joke!
You're almost losing face, okay?

This is what I’m going to say today!

Even if I, the Nine-Tails, was controlled by the Sharingan and sealed for 10,000 years, I would never do such a stupid thing!

In the outside world, when seeing Naruto agree, Asama Santaiu showed a look of surprise.

"Hey! That's great! By the way, I haven't asked your name yet, little brother?"

Naruto looked up, his blue eyes sparkling in the sunlight.

"Uzumaki Naruto, please give me your guidance."

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