Golden shaded dog is a means of transportation, do you say it is a forest ranger?

Chapter 100 Finally touched the aho-man

"I'm not drunk!" Brother Nan said drunkenly, "I'm really good at eating chicken, let's play."

“I don’t have this game installed on my phone.”

"next."

“I can’t play.”

"I can, I'll take you flying!"

"I don't want to play."

"I'll give you a red envelope."

"." Li Mu pursed his lips, "You are really drunk."

"Nonsense! Just one bottle." Brother Nan lowered his head and looked for another bottle of wine on the table.

"Stop drinking, come and sit down." Li Mu stood up and helped Sister Nan to settle her back on the chair.

"Hey, why can't I see the stars?" Brother Nan looked up, and the alopecia on his head were no longer as upright as before.

"It's blocked by the parasol."

Li Mu looked at the bent aho-hair and couldn't help but reach out and touch it twice.

"Don't touch my aho-man!" Brother Nan glared at Li Mu, wrinkling his nose, fiercely and seriously, "It's very sensitive."

"Okay, I won't touch you." Li Mu coaxed Brother Nan.

"Touch me again and I'll beat you up."

"Okay, beat me."

"Oh, I want to eat the taro chicken made by my mother."

"tasty!"

"Oh, I forgot to ask Director Zhao for a new baton."

"Okay, I want it."

Li Mu answered subconsciously, but suddenly he was confused, "Why do you want a new baton?"

"The original one is broken." Brother Nan thought this guy was stupid, "I got a discount last time when I beat the poachers."

"That's it."

"What do you think? I should buy a little skirt to wear."

"Okay! Buy it!"

"But I've never worn a skirt. It was very small." Brother Nan stretched out two fingers to indicate a very short distance. "I didn't wear one when I was very young. I don't like wearing skirts."

"Then don't buy it."

"But other girls wear short skirts in the summer, and my mom says I've grown up and am a big girl."

"Then buy it!"

"You are a fool." Brother Nan said firmly, "A fool-brand repeater."

"Who says girls have to wear skirts?" Li Mu denied that he was a fool. "You have long legs, so you look handsome in any kind of pants!"

"You said it well!" Brother Nan grinned, "But girls in skirts are cute. Girls should be cute."

"You're pretty cute."

"really?"

"real!"

"Okay! Then tell me, what's so cute about me?"

"."

Li Mu was stuck for a moment.

Brother Nan narrowed his eyes and said, "If you can't tell me, I'll beat you to death!"

"Uh, you, you"

Li Mu kept saying "you" for a long time, and he began to doubt whether he was really an idiot.

You can just pretend not to hear what Brother Nan said. There is no need to put yourself in such a dilemma.

Li Mu took a deep breath and made up his mind——

"You fight!"

"hateful!"

Brother Nan was immediately very angry and punched him.

Li Mu said that this amount of force was not enough to break the defense.

Yogurt squatted on the table, staring at Brother Nan with his two big eyes without blinking.

The other animals also gathered around the table, sitting or standing, with curiosity on their faces. Why was Brother Nan different tonight?
Brother Nan calmed down and continued, "I miss Donggua. Oh, Donggua is the cat I raise at home, a big orange cat. I always hug it when I sleep at home. Can you let Suanrou sleep in my room from now on?"

"I'm afraid Yogurt won't be willing to do that." Li Mu glanced at the kitten on the table.

"You don't want to, do you? You also want to sleep with the cat in your arms!"

"." "I also want to buy a ski board so that we can go skiing in the mountains when it snows heavily in winter."

As the liquor took effect, Brother Nan became more and more drunk. She drank too much. A bottle of mineral water can hold just one kilogram of liquor. Li Mu only drank one glass, and the rest was swallowed by Brother Nan.

What she said now had no connection to the context, and she just said whatever came to her mind.

And she felt she was very sober.

I can also reason with Li Mu.

Brother Nan rested for a while, then picked up the chopsticks, picked up three slices of matsutake mushrooms, dipped them in the sauce, opened his mouth wide and swallowed them in one gulp.

"I've eaten a lot tonight. Don't eat anymore. It will be hard to sleep."

Brother Nan's cheeks were puffy. He waved his hands at Li Mu and said vaguely, "This is just a small amount. I know how much I should eat."

"Really?" Li Mu glanced at Brother Nan's belly.

"???"

"Oh!"

Brother Nan retracted his fist, his eyes widened, and he swallowed the food in his mouth with great effort, "Where are you looking? Are you full?"

"Okay, I'm not too full."

"Humph!"

Brother Nan grabbed the T-shirt with both hands and pulled it down.

As if to prove that he was not too full, Brother Nan continued to eat for several minutes.

When he stuffed the last piece of matsutake on the plate into his mouth, Brother Nan chewed it for dozens of times before swallowing it with difficulty. Then he took a long breath, touched his stomach, leaned the weight of his entire upper body on the back of the chair, and began to rest and daydream.

Li Mu shook his head and cleared the dishes.

After cleaning up, Li Mu walked over to Brother Nan and sat down.

Brother Nan tilted his head back, still in a daze, but there was a kitten in his arms, which he was unconsciously stroking with his hand.

"Nimu, what happened to Brother Lan?"

"I drank too much and got drunk."

"Well"

"Li Mu." Brother Nan suddenly lowered his head and stared at him. "I just thought about it, and I actually have a lot of lovely things. Since you can't tell me, I'll tell you, and you remember it well."

".No need?"

"use!"

"Go to bed?"

"Oh!"

"Okay, you say."

Li Mu didn't expect that drunk people would cause so many troubles.

The more Brother Nan spoke, the softer his voice became. His head nodded and he began to doze off.

"Come on, Brother Nan, I'll take you back to your room to sleep."

Li Mu took the kitten out of Brother Nan's arms and helped Brother Nan stand up from the chair.

Brother Nan had just stood up when he lost his balance and fell on him.

Soft jade and warm fragrance fill the heart.

Li Mu said to himself silently in his heart: Drunk people's bodies are weak, this is normal.

Li Mu helped Nan Ge back to the room, gently put Nan Ge on the bed and took off her shoes and socks.

As if she felt that she was lying on the bed, Nan grabbed the T-shirt and was about to take it off. Li Mu quickly held her hands and pulled the blanket over her.

I went out and got a basin of warm water, wiped Brother Nan's face with a face towel dipped in the water, and then made a pot of honey water and placed it at Brother Nan's bedside.

At this time, Brother Nan had fallen asleep, his breathing was light and long.

You know what, when Brother Nan is quiet, he looks really good.

Her skin was white and delicate, her eyelashes were long and curled, and her lips were pink and plump. I didn't know if it was because of the alcohol or the lipstick.

Li Mu took out his cell phone, took a picture of Brother Nan sleeping drunk, and put it in a private photo album.

Putting away the phone, Li Mu saw the ahoge on Brother Nan's head swaying gently with her breathing.

I won’t be able to find it if I fall asleep, right?
Li Mu couldn't help but reach out and touch Daimao.

"Sigh~~"

Brother Nan actually took a deep breath.

Li Mu immediately withdrew his hand without saying a word.

Brother Nan’s eyelashes trembled, but he didn’t wake up.

Li Mu quietly reached out his hand again, flicked the ahoge with his fingers, and felt inexplicably excited - he had wanted to play with Brother Nan's ahoge for a long time.

(End of this chapter)