Shut up, I am really a pure love god of war!

Chapter 1: Youth

“Suppose the domain of function f(x) is [0, 1], then what is the domain of function f(x)?”

Bai Yang stared at the characters on the test paper with his eyes wide open.

What is the domain?
What do these letters mean?
Did I really learn these things in high school?
He scratched his hair, put down the pen in his hand and looked up.

The chalk dust in the air is clearly visible in the late summer sunshine, the rustling sound of writing echoes in my ears, and in the bright colors, there are young backs bending over their desks answering questions.

Bai Yang is not unfamiliar with the scene before his eyes. It appears in the short videos about youth that he occasionally sees, it appears in the flashing memories when drinking with old friends, and it also appears in dreams that he cannot remember clearly the next day.

But he never thought that he would find himself in it again.

I was in a classroom at the beginning of my second year of high school at the age of seventeen.

The reason could not be traced back. Perhaps all the luck accumulated in the previous life was used up at this moment. Bai Yang only knew that he was reborn.

Break free from the body of a middle-aged man full of shackles and exhausted, go upstream, and return to the sunny era.

The incomprehensible math test paper in front of him did not affect Bai Yang's mood at all. He secretly took out his mobile phone again - no longer the latest large-screen smartphone from Huawei, but a small Nokia with physical buttons.

The time above shows: September 2011, 9.

Countless thoughts came to my mind.

Bitcoin is only a few dollars a piece, the housing price increase has not yet reached its peak, Moutai stock is very cheap, smartphones are just beginning to become popular, the mobile game market is still dominated by Temple Run, and the 14 World Cup champion is Germany.

In Bai Yang's eyes, the information coming upstream from the downstream of the long river of time is like the once distant starry sky suddenly surrounding him. Picking one of them at random is an opportunity that ordinary people can never reach.

This is the advantage of being reborn.

There is no doubt that I can easily earn money that I could never earn in my previous life, and live the life I once dreamed of.

coveted
Bai Yang was stunned for a moment, then suddenly laughed.

Even if I am reborn, I still cannot change the inertia of my previous life and always consider money first in everything. However, before being worn down by life, what people really dream of may be those things that money cannot buy.

Bai Yang was suddenly poked in the side and heard a nervous voice in his ear.

"What are you laughing at? The teacher is staring at you!"

Bai Yang looked towards the podium and met a pair of sharp eyes.

The other person's stubborn, smooth head barely covered by a few strands of deliberately long hair evoked the originally blurred face in my memory. This was the head teacher of the science class after the second year of high school.

He has a strong aura and a fierce look in his eyes. If we look at each other again, I'll probably throw chalk at you.

Bai Yang decided to stay out of the spotlight for the time being.

So he turned and looked at the boy next to him who reminded him.

He has thick eyebrows, a big nose, and his eyes are darting around restlessly, but his body is trying hard to look serious as if he is answering the questions.

"Li Yang?"

Although this face looked much younger than he remembered, Bai Yang was very familiar with it. A few days before his rebirth, he had video chatted with the other person on WeChat, and they drank together and talked about their respective troubles, and got themselves drunk.

"Stop talking! I don't want to be scolded on the first day of class division!"

Li Yang ended the topic directly. At this age, the teacher's authority is enough to suppress most of the restlessness of teenagers.

So Bai Yang also quieted down, silently looking around the classroom and the faces that seemed too young for him.

Bai Yang is not a person with a good memory. After graduating from high school, he never saw most of the people in the classroom again. So after more than ten years, most of the people he saw were strangers. He could not remember either their names or their appearances.

Life is like this. People who pass by you may not even leave any trace in your memory.

He couldn't continue with the math test, so when the bell rang, Bai Yang hastily filled in the multiple-choice questions to show his respect for the first test paper since his rebirth.

"it is finally over!"

Li Yang, who was standing next to him, let out a long sigh of relief. His entire face suddenly became very excited. "How could there be such a perverted head teacher? Exams on the first day of school?"

"Although I only took the math, physics and chemistry exams, I already have a sense of how difficult the next two years will be!"

Bai Yang smiled but said nothing.

"You can still laugh?" Li Yang glanced at him. "I saw that you almost handed in a blank math paper. This is not your style. Is it because of that incident?"

Bai Yang raised his eyebrows: "What is it?"

"Don't pretend." Li Yang shook his head: "I heard this morning that Xiao Zhenzhen and you made an appointment to go to the track and field stadium in the evening."

"Damn it! It's only been a summer vacation and you're already single!"

Bai Yang was stunned.

Xiao Zhenzhen. Such an old name. Memories came flooding back like a tide, and frames of the pictures flashed before my eyes.

No boy will forget his first love, and Bai Yang’s first love is Xiao Zhenzhen.

Even though this first love only lasted one day.

Xiao Zhenzhen was Bai Yang's junior high school classmate. They were admitted to Xiangdong County No. 1 Middle School together. She had a cute and pure face that was very suitable for her age, but also a mind that was very inconsistent with her age. It was not until much later that Bai Yang was able to express his evaluation of her at that time in a conversation.

Childish face and big breasts.

There is no doubt that young Bai Yang likes this type.

It was fine in junior high school, but when he entered high school, he began to fall in love. Bai Yang felt the taste of secret love for the first time. Unfortunately, Xiao Zhenzhen had a boyfriend in her first year of high school, so he could only keep his secret love in his heart. It was not until the beginning of the second year of high school that he heard that Xiao Zhenzhen and her boyfriend broke up in the summer vacation that Bai Yang dared to muster up the courage to confess his love.

Bai Yang clearly remembers this day, the first night of the second year of high school. He and Xiao Zhenzhen were walking on the track and field. She finally shyly agreed to his confession. It was the first time he held a girl's hand, and also the first time he was beaten.

By Xiao Zhenzhen's ex-boyfriend.

How could he cope with such a thing when he was still young? He dared not resist and could only endure it silently. So the next day, Xiao Zhenzhen proposed to break up.

Even though she didn't say it explicitly, Bai Yang knew that she didn't like boys who were too honest.

Bai Yang used to be that honest boy. He was afraid that the school would find out about the fight, that his family would worry, and that his future would be affected. He could only turn his anger into motivation for study, believing that studying was the only way to escape from this environment. So for the next two years, Bai Yang almost neglected food and sleep. He was finally admitted to a top university.

An ordinary provincial first-class university is already very good for a county school. At least, Bai Yang heard that the boy didn't even get into a junior college and later became a mechanic. Even before his rebirth, he was confined to gasoline and spare parts.

However, there are not so many stories of young people slapping themselves in the face due to their impulsiveness in the world, nor are there so many stories of people being able to change their fate by working hard. At least this kind of thing did not happen to Bai Yang. After graduating from high school, Bai Yang never saw Xiao Zhenzhen and her ex-boyfriend again, and his life was not exactly prosperous.

A first-class university is still too ordinary for the whole society. After graduating from university, he encountered a series of setbacks in the workplace. So, like many young people, he didn't want to give up.

Instead of continuing to face his boss's face, he decided to work for himself, leave the workplace, and strive to be the master of his own life. For almost ten years, he has learned many skills, walked many roads, opened a pub, made short videos, broadcast live, and even painted street portraits.
After many twists and turns, I was in my thirties and made a living by writing articles based on my years of experience.

Although I can't say that I have seen a lot, at least I have experienced all the experiences I should have and shouldered the responsibilities I should have. Looking back at the decisions I made when I was young, I feel they were childish, but there is no way I can do it again. The name Xiao Zhenzhen has become a self-deprecating name that Bai Yang occasionally mentions after drinking.

"Why are you dazed?"

Li Yang patted Bai Yang's shoulder heavily and said, "The lunch break is nearly an hour and a half. Let's go to the Internet cafe and play some games."

The boy's attention span changed quickly. Compared to Xiao Zhenzhen's gossip, Li Yang was more concerned about the games in the Internet cafe.

"No." Bai Yang shook his head, "I'll just take a look around."

"What's going to get better?" Li Yang muttered, "Forget it, I'm a heavy gunner anyway, I can play solo, when I level up and change the map, don't ask me to take you."

He ran out of the classroom excitedly, and most of the others also scattered.

In the second year of high school, students were divided into arts and science classes. This newly formed science class was a new class for most people, so naturally no one came to chat with Bai Yang. Bai Yang was also happy and at ease. He walked out of the classroom leisurely and looked at the door number.

Class 499.

Xiangdong No. 1 High School is the best high school in Xiangdong County and it is also a century-old school. From the first class at the beginning of the school, the number of classes has accumulated to nearly 500. In Bai Yang's previous life, due to the expansion of enrollment, I heard that the class numbers of new students had exceeded .

The teaching building is in a courtyard-like layout, with six floors. A square corridor connects the four sides of the first floor. The sunlight shines down generously from the patio, and many students are running around in the corridor to catch up with each other.

In the prime of youth.

Bai Yang sighed with nostalgia, but then smiled. He unconsciously had the mentality of returning to school in middle age, but in fact, he was one of these teenagers.

He's not quite used to it yet.

When I arrived at the cafeteria, I felt even more uncomfortable. I searched my pockets but only found more than 30 yuan.

I haven't been this poor in a long time.

Fortunately, the food in the cafeteria is cheap. Vegetarian dishes are one yuan, meat dishes are two yuan, and rice is 40 cents. You can add as much as you want.

Bai Yang was extravagant and had one meat and two vegetable dishes. His young body had a big appetite, so he packed his bowl of rice full of food and thought about his future plans while eating.

Learning is definitely necessary, but Bai Yang knows that his high school in his previous life was probably his peak. If he were to start over again, even with the thinking of an adult, he might not be able to surpass his previous life's achievements. Moreover, judging from the math test just now, his starting point might be even lower than in his previous life.

Not only did I forget all the high school knowledge, I also forgot a lot of junior high school knowledge.

The only subject I can show off is probably Chinese, after all, I made a living by writing articles in my previous life.

"It would be a bit of a waste to spend all my time on studying in high school."

To do it again is not to do again what you have done before.

Academic qualifications are important, but for those who are reborn, the road to academic qualifications is no longer a single-plank bridge that is shared by thousands of people. More than ten years of accumulation have given Bai Yang enough confidence to find another way.

And that road gave Baiyang enough time to slowly appreciate the scenery along the way.

(End of this chapter)