Shut up, I am really a pure love god of war!

Chapter 143 I know too few girls!
"You prepared so many gifts?"

Zhong Xilu teased with a smile: "Christmas is still more than half a month away, Xiaobai, why are you playing Santa Claus so early?"

"How can there be a Santa Claus as handsome as me?" Bai Yang waved his hand. "By the way, I also prepared a gift for your brother. You can bring it to him when you go back today."

"Fighter model?"

Zhong Xilu raised his eyebrows: "You really understand him. Wouldn't he be so happy?"

"It's not that exaggerated." Bai Yang said with a smile.

"You underestimated how embarrassed he was." Zhong Xilu said, "Believe me, if my brother was a woman and someone gave him a gift like this, his strategy progress would be maxed out."

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"Senior Lu is having a miserable time."

"Why don't you get a dog? Maybe he can have a higher status in the family."

"No." Zhong Xilu shook his head: "It will drop one more place."

As soon as the get out of class was over, Wu Bo came over and stared at Bai Yang intently.

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"Brother Yangzi, there won't be no share for me, right?" he asked with a licking face.

"You are quite well-informed." Bai Yang said unhappily.

"Li Yang has been showing off to me for the entire class!" Wu Bo glared at Li Yang with resentment.

"Of course there is." Bai Yang took out the gift and said casually, "But I felt that you didn't need anything, so I just bought you a pair of shoes."

"Fuck! AJ!"

Wu Bo's eyes widened: "Brother Yangzi, you didn't buy this casually. I couldn't bear to buy it."

"I don't know if this shoe size is correct. Please try it on." Bai Yang said.

"No, no." Wu Bo smiled and waved his hands repeatedly: "This is a gift from Brother Yang Zi, I want to take it back and worship it."

Bai Yang rolled his eyes: "Why don't you worship me? Shoes are meant to be worn."

"In my mind, Brother Yangzi has long been worshipped. His status is higher than my father's!" Wu Bo said proudly, "Besides, I don't play basketball, so it's a waste to wear such good shoes."

"Whatever you want." Bai Yang waved his hand: "Okay, the gifts have been distributed, go play."

"No, Brother Yangzi, I have something else to ask you." Wu Bo said quickly.

"What's the matter?" Bai Yang raised his eyebrows.

"That's right." Wu Bo looked around and stammered, "Can I have a word with you?"

"I don't have the resources." Bai Yang said reflexively: "Don't you have the most of this kind of stuff?"

Wu Bo's face turned red: "I mean, let's go out and talk."

Bai Yang stopped teasing him. When the two of them walked to the corridor, Wu Bo spoke again, "Brother Yangzi, I want to consult you about something."

"It's about love, right?" Bai Yang said unhappily, "Which girl in the class have you fallen for now?"

"That's not the case." Wu Bo sighed, "I've been thinking hard these past few days and found a problem."

"Why can't I find a sweet love? It must be because I know too few girls."

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"Brother Bozi, is there a possibility that you need to look for the problem within yourself first?"

"I know that." Wu Bo said calmly, "I am indeed a little fat and not handsome, but these are things that cannot be changed. Why should I bother myself with this?"

".It can actually be changed, right?"

Wu Bo simply ignored this sentence and continued, "I didn't understand it before, but now I understand. As long as I know enough girls, I will be able to find the right one for me."

Bai Yang: “This is indeed the truth.”

But why does it feel like it goes from one extreme to another?

"So, Brother Yangzi, do you have any ideas?" Wu Bo stared at Bai Yang expectantly.

Bai Yang sighed and said, "Aren't there so many girls in our class? You can get to know them one by one."

"Even rabbits don't eat grass near their burrows." Wu Bo waved his hand: "Besides, I'm not attracted to any of the girls in our class."

"But I don't have any way to get in touch with girls from other classes. I can't just go to someone else's class, right?"

"That's not necessary." Bai Yang thought for a moment and said, "If you just want to get in touch with a lot of girls and get their contact information, there are many ways to do it."

"I knew Brother Yangzi had a plan!" Wu Bo became excited: "What do you mean?"

Bai Yang: "Do you know the confession wall?"

"Don't know what it is?"

"We don't have it in our school, but many high schools and universities in big cities have started to have it." Bai Yang explained, "You can think of it as a public information publishing platform where everyone can post whatever information they want, whether it's confessing love, reporting lost and found items, or even looking for someone."

"If you can create a confession wall in our school, then you will be able to have the QQ numbers of most of the girls in the school."

"Really?" Wu Bo's eyes widened: "Is it really that magical?"

"When the time comes, there will be so many girls who will add you on QQ and talk to you about their secrets that you won't be able to chat with them all. You will have to pick and choose, of course..." Bai Yang shrugged: "The premise is that you can really create a business and be recognized by everyone."

"Let's do it!" Wu Bo gritted his teeth and said, "How do I do it? Brother Yangzi, teach me!"

"You have to advertise first." Bai Yang said casually, "Let everyone know about the existence of this thing."

"In the early stages, we can just promote it on Tieba. Those Tieba users who gossip all day will definitely be interested in this thing."

"Then find a gimmick, preferably one that will interest all students in the school, to directly trigger a hot topic and create a person-to-person effect. In this way, more and more people will know about the existence of the Confession Wall."

"After that, we just need to operate according to the routine."

Bai Yang reminded, "Of course, the school won't like this too much, so don't overdo it. A lot of the information should be more obscure. For example, when you confess your love, don't reveal your real name. You can only chat privately with someone you personally matchmaker."

Wu Bo's eyes lit up: "It sounds interesting. When the time comes, won't I be the legendary middleman? Many people will come to me for help?"

"That depends on how you do it." Bai Yang waved his hand: "I'm just giving you an idea."

"I'll try it right away!" Wu Bo touched his chin, "Just posting a message to promote it doesn't seem to be enough. How about I pay a little more and hold a lottery? Anyone who has added me on QQ can participate?"

Bai Yang raised his eyebrows in surprise: "Brother Bozi, you can draw inferences from one example. I didn't realize you were so talented in this area."

If he does this, maybe he can really succeed.

After all, he might be lacking in other aspects, but in terms of money, he is among the top few in the school, if not the best.

"Hehe." Wu Bo scratched his hair: "Brother Yangzi's ideas are still awesome."

"Now I finally don't have to listen to Li Yang's bragging every day. I have my own business now!"

Bai Yang: "It's not really a career."

Compared with Li Yang's road to becoming an e-sports celebrity, the confession wall and the like are just small things. But Wu Bo obviously didn't care so much and couldn't wait to go back to the classroom, probably to think about the initial publicity plan.

The classes went on as planned and finally made it to the afternoon. As soon as the bell rang, the whole class started to get restless.

But Ye Guodong on the podium remained unmoved. He finished today's content slowly and then cleared his throat and said, "Why are you all in such a hurry?"

"I'll tell you two more things!"

Ignoring the students' wailing, he continued, "First of all, it's a hygiene issue."

"In a few days, our superiors will come to inspect the school, so starting tomorrow, the whole school will organize a general cleaning, and everyone must participate."

"As for the specific division of labor - Zhong Xilu, as the squad leader, you will discuss with the health committee member how to make the arrangements when the time comes."

"Not only the floor, corridors, and windows in our class area, but our class is also responsible for cleaning the second floor of the Cultural Building. My requirements are very simple. Each area must be assigned to a specific person. If anyone fails to clean the area or has a problem, I will find that person."

Zhong Xilu stood up and said, "Okay, Teacher Ye."

Bai Yang poked her and said, "The monitor is here again."

"Hmm~" Zhong Xilu raised her chin slightly: "Xiaobai, you'd better behave yourself today, or I'll arrange for you to clean the toilet."

"Comrade Xiao Zhong is blatantly abusing his power." Bai Yang showed a very exaggerated flattering expression: "Ahem, I gave you a gift, please don't just accept it and not do the job."

"What gift? That happened in the past." Zhong Xilu waved his hand and said, "It doesn't count!"

"My treat for tomorrow morning's powder?"

"Is this all your sincerity? Which leader can't stand such a test?"

"Then what does the leader want?" Bai Yang said helplessly.

"I haven't thought about it yet." Zhong Xilu crossed his arms calmly.

Ye Guodong finished talking about the hygiene issue on the stage and continued:
"The second thing is about the New Year's Day cultural performance."

"In principle, the programs for the art performance will be selected by each class in the first and second grades of high school. If you are interested, you can go to the cultural and entertainment committee to sign up."

"Of course, my suggestion is that this kind of thing is not worth wasting your time on. It would be much more worthwhile to memorize two more texts and do two more questions instead of the energy for the interview and rehearsal."

Ye Guodong's style has always been pragmatic.

"New Year's Day cultural performance? It's only the beginning of the month, right?" Bai Yang raised his eyebrows: "Have you started preparing so soon?"

"It's just the start of registration." Zhong Xilu said: "After registration, we still have to go through an interview and selection. Only after we are selected can we start rehearsals."

She looked at Bai Yang: "Do you want to sign up?"

"Let me think about it." Bai Yang rubbed his chin.

"Don't pretend to consider it." Zhong Xilu rolled her eyes. "Don't I know you? How could you miss this opportunity to show off in front of the whole school?"

Bai Yang chuckled: "You have to be reserved."

"Where's Comrade Xiao Zhong? Don't you want to participate?"

"It's a pity that I don't have any talent." Zhong Xilu said unhappily, "I can't go up and do the splits, can I?"

"Just you standing on the stage is already more interesting than most shows." Bai Yang praised.

"I like to hear that." Zhong Xilu paused:
"By the way, who is the entertainment committee member of our class?"

This class leader's presence is really too low. He is on the same level as the physical education committee member. He is completely useless in normal times and is just a title.

A weak voice came from behind: "It's me."

Bai Yang and Zhong Xilu turned around and saw Liu Dongxiang holding up her hand: "If the head teacher hadn't mentioned it, I would have almost forgotten that I was still the entertainment committee member."

"Then I'll sign up with you." Bai Yang said with a smile.

"Okay." Liu Dongxiang took out a notebook and asked, "What program do you want to sign up for?"

"Guitar and singing!" Zhong Xilu answered first: "The song is you, my deskmate."

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“When did I say I was going to sing this?”

"I didn't hear enough last time." Zhong Xilu's eyes were a little detached, and he said quickly: "Just think of it as bribing the squad leader, just tell me if it's okay or not."

".OK."

Liu Dongxiang looked between the two of them and sighed meaningfully, "You're my deskmate, right?"

"Singing this song in front of the whole school is so romantic."

When his little thoughts were pointed out, Zhong Xilu turned around, put on headphones and blocked out the outside world.

Bai Yang didn't take it seriously and smiled, "When is the interview?"

"I don't know yet." Liu Dongxiang said, "I'll ask Teacher Ye later."

"Row."

It was just a small episode and Bai Yang didn't take it seriously, but this did remind Bai Yang.

“Maybe the family could use a guitar?”

Just like art, Bai Yang actually likes music very much, but it is not very useful in high school, and Bai Yang can't run to the roadside to sing with a guitar on his back like in his previous life.

Although there are some unreleased songs in my mind, to be honest——

By the time of the 10s, the Chinese music scene had begun to decline, and the number of good songs that appeared in the next decade or so added together was not even as many as those that appeared in the previous year.

Moreover, Bai Yang has no interest in the entertainment industry at all. After all, he is a reborn person and there are countless ways to make money. Why should he get involved in those muddy waters and affect his normal life?
The class lasted almost ten minutes before Ye Guodong finally decided to end the get out of class.

Before leaving, he waved over here: "Zhong Xilu, Bai Yang, come to my office!"

Bai Yang curled his lips, stood up, and whispered: "I have a feeling that this is definitely not a good thing."

"Me too."

Zhong Xilu took off his headphones and walked to the office side by side with Bai Yang.

It’s not a good thing.

"The leadership will be inspecting our class in two days. Each class must be accompanied by a student representative. You two will represent our class."

Baiyan opened his mouth and was about to speak, but was interrupted by Ye Guodong:

"As the squad leader, Zhong Xilu must go, but you—"

He paused and said, "Although leaders generally don't communicate with student representatives, we still have to avoid unexpected situations."

"If the leader asks some questions, the average student may not be able to speak well, and it will be very troublesome if they make a fool of themselves."

"In this kind of matter, you are the only one in our class that I trust the most."

Bai Yang: ".Okay."

(End of this chapter)