Shut up, I am really a pure love god of war!

Chapter 149: I cooperate with your performance

Bai Yang picked up the phone again and wanted to call back.

Birthday is not only important to myself, but also to her. Bai Yang really wants to say, thank you for your hard work.

But after sitting there for a while, he finally put down his phone.

Bai Yang rubbed his face vigorously and laughed at himself: "You are still a reborn person."

Whether in the past life or this life, Bai Yang has never been able to express his emotions frankly in front of his mother, especially after he turned 30. In fact, his communication with her is closer to indifference than restrained.

This indifference is mixed with years of accumulated guilt and the inertia of a way of getting along that has become irreversible.

After a quick wash, Bai Yang put on his down jacket and went out.

People on the street tucked their heads in, trying to reduce the area of ​​their necks exposed to the wind as much as possible, just like a group of ostriches traveling together.

When I saw Zhong Xilu standing at the door of the rice noodle shop, this sense of déjà vu became even stronger. The little girl was wearing a bright red down jacket and a scarf, her little face was red, and she looked like a red penguin when she stood.

"Comrade Xiao Zhong, what you're wearing feels twice as thick as mine!"

Bai Yang walked over and patted her shoulder, but his pat was so soft that he couldn't even touch her skin under the thick armor.

"It's too cold!" Zhong Xilu's lower face was wrapped in a scarf, and her voice was a little buzzing through the scarf: "I want to fly directly to the Maldives now! If not, Xishuangbanna is also fine!"

"You are too afraid of the cold." Bai Yang complained: "Is your skin too thin? How about eating two more sausages today to increase your fat?"

"No more noodles today. It's too cold. Let's go to the classroom early." Zhong Xilu took out two bags of hot buns from the pockets on both sides of his clothes. "I bought buns. They're still hot!"

After saying that, he quickly put it back.

Bai Yang: ".I suspect you just bought some buns to warm your hands."

"No doubt about it." Zhong Xilu was very frank: "It warms your hands and is edible, and it feels soft. In this kind of weather, is there anything cuter than a bun?"

Bai Yang stared at her and uttered one word with a smile: "You."

Zhong Xilu was stunned for a moment, and her cheeks, which were already red from the cold wind, became even redder.

Damn, this guy is getting better and better at talking!
She took out a bag of buns reluctantly: "Then I'll give you one bag to warm your hands."

Bai Yang waved his hand: "No, when winter comes, my whole body is cold, but my hands and feet are very warm, so I don't need to warm my hands at all."

"Really?" Zhong Xilu was surprised: "There is such a physique? I don't believe it!"

"Then try it."

Bai Yang stretched out his hand toward her.

Zhong Xilu was a little shy, but curiosity eventually overcame her and she carefully held one of Bai Yang's fingers.

"It's really warm!" Her eyes suddenly lit up: "How did you do it? Innate Hand Warmer Holy Body?"

Bai Yang sighed deeply, his expression bleak: "Maybe, I am destined to be a warm man."

Zhong Xilu couldn't help laughing: "A warm man in the physical sense, right?"

She couldn't help but secretly change from holding one finger to two fingers, glanced at Bai Yang's expression, and then her soft palm drilled into Bai Yang's palm again.

Then Bai Yang suddenly covered her little hand with his five fingers.

"what!"

Zhong Xilu screamed and jumped back a step like a real deer.

"Why are you reacting so strongly? You scared me!" Bai Yang turned the tables.

"You——" Zhong Xilu opened his mouth: "Why did you suddenly grab my hand?"

She originally wanted to say hold hands, but felt that the word was a little difficult to say.

"To warm your hands." Bai Yang said calmly.

"No need! I'd rather use buns!" Zhong Xilu walked forward quickly.

"Don't walk so fast if you're wrapped so tightly. If you fall, you'll probably roll several times with your current body shape like a ball." Bai Yang hurriedly chased after him.

"Speak nicely, I don't look like a ball!" Zhong Xilu said angrily without looking back: "At most, my coat is a little thick."

The classroom was quite popular and at least a little warmer than outside. Zhong Xilu finally decided to take out the buns that had been used up and allowed them to complete their final mission.

"By the way, come to my house this afternoon."

Bai Yang casually said, "I'll treat you to a meal."

"Ah?" Zhong Xilu frowned: "Why didn't you tell me earlier? I have something to do this afternoon."

"What's the matter?" Bai Yang was stunned.

"There are things going on at home. There are guests coming. I have to go back to accompany them." Zhong Xilu shook her head: "I have even asked Teacher Ye for leave for evening self-study."

Bai Yang raised his eyebrows, "Today is——"

"I'll definitely do it next time!" Zhong Xilu interrupted Bai Yang and said pitifully, "It really can't be done today. It's very important!"

Then he quietly looked at Bai Yang's expression.

Bai Yang was stunned for a moment: "Really?"

He looked at Zhong Xilu carefully several times.

The other person unconsciously avoided his gaze, then coughed lightly, sat up straight, and looked serious.

He suddenly felt amused, probably having guessed something, but a sad expression appeared on his face. He sighed deeply, and seemed to be hesitant to speak, before finally squeezing out a few words: "Okay then."

Then he opened the textbook gloomily.

Zhong Xilu stole a few glances at Bai Yang, took out his phone, and opened a group chat. "He just invited me to his house for dinner this afternoon! I rejected it straightforwardly, and now he looks very unhappy!"

Xiangdong confessed to the wall: "Good, good, good! Well done, squad leader! Keep it up!"

Shang Ye: "My acting skills are not good. If Brother Yangzi comes to find me later, I will definitely not be able to hold back."

Xiangdong confessed to the wall: "It's okay, we will run as soon as the get out of class is over and won't give Brother Yangzi a chance to catch us!"

Shang Ye: "What if he sends me a message?"

Xiangdong confesses his feelings on the wall: "Just say you didn't bring your phone! Anyway, you must not reveal it before school is over today! You must let Brother Yangzi feel the taste of loss!"

The king did not ring the bell today: "That's right! This guy is usually too arrogant!"

Defending the Country: "Ahem, Xiaolu, why do I feel like you are taking this opportunity to take revenge?"

"Actually, Bai Yang is pretty good, right? Are we going too far? Can't we just celebrate birthdays normally? There's no need for surprises."

Xiangdong confessed to the wall: "Brother Lu, you don't understand. This is called contrast. Only after experiencing the depression and loss, you will be more surprised when we show up!"

Bao Jia Wei Guo: "It's too cliché! Besides, if it were me, my good friends would suddenly distance themselves from me on my birthday. This kind of psychological damage can't be alleviated by just a surprise."

The king did not ring the bell today: "You also know that if it were you, would Bai Yang's psychological quality be on the same level as yours?"

Xiangdong confesses his love to the wall: "How could Brother Yangzi be hurt! I'm now worried that he will rush over and strangle me and force me to spend his birthday with him!"

Shang Ye: "Let's run faster later. I don't think Brother Yangzi is capable of doing such a thing."

The king did not ring the bell today: "Also, don't forget about this afternoon, brother. Should everything I asked you to prepare be ready?"

Baojiaweiguo: "We are ready. Are you sure he will like this?"

The king did not ring the bell today: "It may be a bit excessive for ordinary people, but it is probably just right for Bai Yang!"

She turned her head and secretly glanced at Bai Yang who was still gloomy, and the corners of her mouth secretly raised.

As soon as the get out of class was over, Bai Yang turned around and looked towards Li Yang. Before he could even open his mouth, Li Yang had already stood up and shouted, "I need to pee! I can't hold it anymore!"

"Me too!" A deep voice echoed from the back of the classroom: "Let's go to the toilet together! Let's go!"

Two figures fled in a panic.

The corner of Bai Yang's mouth twitched slightly.

OK, this basically confirms my previous guess.

He turned his head and glanced at Zhong Xilu.

Are you planning to do what they do in TV dramas, pretending to forget your birthday, ignoring yourself for a day, and then suddenly giving yourself a birthday surprise?

Bai Yang did not intend to expose the truth, but was rather interested.

"I want to see what surprises these guys will come up with."

Then his expression became even more miserable, and he let out a long sigh in a pretentious manner, then called out to the side, "Comrade Xiao Zhong?"

Zhong Xilu remained unmoved. She lifted her hair, inadvertently revealing the earphones in her ears.

Very good, in terms of acting skills and thoughtfulness, this girl is quite good at such a young age.

Wu Bo and Li Yang did not return to the classroom until class started. When the second class was over, Bai Yang turned around with a mischievous look and pretended to speak.

"Fuck!" Li Yang stood up again with a thud: "I have to pee again!"

This time, the latter hesitated for a moment before responding: "Me too?"

"Let's go together!"

In the third class, Bai Yang used the same trick again, but Li Yang was already proficient in it: "Toilet?"

"go with!"

When they came back, the way their classmates looked at them had begun to change subtly.

The messages in the group are refreshing rapidly.

Xiangdong confessed to the wall: "Can't you come up with another reason? It's okay if others think there's something wrong with our kidneys, but it would be troublesome if they think there's something wrong with our relationship!"

Shang Ye: "Sorry, I was a little nervous when I saw Brother Yangzi turned his head. So, I really had to pee."

"goose--"

This was not a message in the group, but the laughter of Zhong Xilu next to him, so much so that Bai Yang looked over in confusion.

No, this is a failure? Do you want to continue your performance today?
Fortunately, Zhong Xilu had professional ethics, and quickly waved his hand and said, "Look, I saw a very funny joke!"

"What's the joke?" Bai Yang asked.

"Uh..." Fortunately, he still had a joke hidden in his box. Zhong Xilu rolled his eyes and said, "The little earthworm asked the earthworm mother where his father went."

"Oh?" Bai Yang was stunned for a moment.

"The little earthworm mother said, 'Hahaha, goose, goose, goose. '" Before she finished speaking, she was already laughing so hard that she was out of breath.

poplar:"."

"She said. Hahaha. She said, Dad went fishing with others."

poplar:"."

"What a cold joke."

(End of this chapter)