Shut up, I am really a pure love god of war!

Chapter 197 Zhong Xilu's Baiyang Attack Plan
"Cough cough."

Seeing that Zhong Xilu was a little angry, Bai Yang quickly sat up and said seriously: "What do you think?"

Zhong Xilu stood up, straightened her hair, and said with disgust: "I just washed my hair last night, and you made it greasy!"

"My hands are clean, okay." Bai Yang said, "Besides, why do you have to wash your hair at night? Won't it be messy when you wake up the next day?"

"You thought it was a boy! It's troublesome for girls to wash their hair." Zhong Xilu curled her lips: "Besides, it won't be messy if you blow dry it."

"Yeah, your hair is quite smooth." Bai Yang couldn't let it go.

"No more playing!" Zhong Xilu took a step back cautiously: "Bai Yang, you are going too far!"

"Okay."

Bai Yang stretched and said, "So, what exactly did you want to say just now?"

"I mean," Zhong Xilu said hesitantly, avoiding Bai Yang's gaze, "I saw an experiment on the Internet before, it's quite interesting."

"What experiment?" Bai Yang asked casually.

"It's an experiment designed by a doctor named Arthur Allen." Zhong Xilu whispered, "It's said that thirty-six questions can quickly make strangers familiar with each other. I think it's quite magical."

Bai Yang: ". Just grab a stranger and ask him a bunch of questions. How come we become familiar with each other?"

"Also, I remember that the purpose of this experiment was to test whether strangers could quickly establish an intimate relationship or even fall in love with each other?"

Zhong Xilu's pretty face immediately turned red, and she stammered, "How come you even know this?"

hateful! ! !

In order to conquer the opponent as much as possible before Bai Yang went to training, the plan that Bai Yang had finally come up with was seen through before it even started!

She made up her mind and looked up and said, "Then do you dare to try it?"

"Why not?" Bai Yang said cheerfully, "Although I've heard of it, I've never tried it."

“Can it be so magical?”

Zhong Xilu was delighted: "I don't think it's that amazing! I'm just a little curious. Anyway, I think these few questions won't affect me."

"Me too." Bai Yang nodded.

"Then let's find a quiet place?" Zhong Xilu said.

"Let's go back to the classroom. There should be no one in the classroom now."

"Row."

Zhong Xilu walked forward, and he actually had a heroic and imposing manner.

There was indeed no one in the classroom. It was a rare opportunity to get some fresh air, and everyone would rather hang out outside than go back into the cage.

The two sat down. Zhong Xilu took out his phone and looked up the questions he had prepared long ago. He leaned slightly and looked at Bai Yang seriously: "Let's start?"

"Come!"

She was a little nervous, took a deep breath, and said, "Since you want to play, you have to be serious and participate well. Don't lie."

"Okay."

"First question." Zhong Xilu asked into the phone: "If you could choose anyone in the world to have dinner with you, who would you choose?"

"Isabelle Adjani."

Zhong Xilu was stunned for a moment: "Who is that?"

"A French actress. I used to like her very much." Bai Yang said frankly, "Although it seems more reasonable to choose a big shot, but think about it, it's just a dinner, so I should satisfy my own preferences first. By the way, can we change it to a 20-year-old version? After all, she is over 60 now."

Zhong Xilu: "You have a lot of requests."

"As for the Q&A, of course I'm going to express my deepest thoughts!"

"Okay, then the second question." Zhong Xilu said: "You——"

"Wait!" Bai Yang raised his hand: "As I remember, this experiment involves asking each other questions, right?"

"It seems so." Zhong Xilu was a little embarrassed.

"Then answer the first one first."

"Oh," Zhong Xilu hesitated for a moment: "If it were me, I would probably choose my grandmother. She was very kind to me, but she passed away when I was young."

A hint of nostalgia appeared on her face, but she quickly regained her composure: "Do you want to be famous? In what way do you want to be famous?"

"Not at all." Bai Yang said without hesitation: "I don't want to become a public figure and have a bunch of strangers spy on my life every day."

"Me too." Zhong Xilu nodded.

"Before making a phone call, do you rehearse what you are going to say? This question is a bit boring." Zhong Xilu complained herself.

"No." Bai Yang answered first, and then said: "They are questions prepared for strangers. The previous questions must be for strangers to get to know each other. We are so familiar with each other, of course we will feel bored."

"Hmm." Zhong Xilu was a little disappointed. The charming area she imagined did not appear at all. "Then let's jump to the back?"

"I'll cooperate with whatever you want." Bai Yang looked like he was willing to do whatever he wanted.

"Okay." Zhong Xilu flipped the page and his eyes lit up. "Question 18: What is the scariest thing in your memory?"

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"I suspect you're doing this to satisfy your curiosity."

"As your deskmate, I want to know more about you. Is there any problem?" Zhong Xilu said seriously: "Answer quickly!"

"Okay." Bai Yang searched in his memory and then jumped out of the scene of his past life.

He had a complicated look on his face: "The scariest thing is probably that one day I suddenly realized that I wanted to go to many places and do many things, but I was trapped in life and could only follow the routine. I couldn't escape the framework of life and I lost the courage to break through the framework. At that moment, I felt that the rest of my life would be like this."

Zhong Xilu: “?” “I’m asking about memories. Although what you said is quite scary, it’s obviously the kind of emotion that only middle-aged men would have, right?”

"Memories of the future are also memories!" Bai Yang said.

"I don't believe your future will be like this." Zhong Xilu rolled his eyes. "I think you must be the kind of person who will go wherever you want and do whatever you want, even if you have a wife and children at home who are alone and crying for food, nothing can stop you."

Bai Yang: "Comrade Xiao Zhong, why do you sound a little resentful? In your impression, am I so irresponsible?"

"Very irresponsible!" Zhong Xilu nodded vigorously.

Then he continued to ask: "Question 21——"

"No, I haven't asked yet!" Bai Yang argued.

"I've already skipped the question, why should we still follow the rules of the experiment?" Zhong Xilu said, "Now we won't ask each other questions, I'll just ask you!"

Bai Yang smiled helplessly and said, "What a domineering Comrade Xiao Zhong."

"Answer me quickly, what role do love and emotions play in your life?" Zhong Xilu glared at Bai Yang.

"Love and emotions?" Bai Yang scratched his hair: "When these appear in my life, I will tell you."

Zhong Xilu curled her lips.

What I mean is, you don’t have it in your life yet?
Perfunctory!

"Then list five good things about me!"

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"Are you sure you have this problem, not because you want to hear me praise you?"

"Look." Zhong Xilu handed over the phone.

"Really." Bai Yang said with a sigh, "Then you have to answer this question too! How could I miss such a good question?"

He paused and said, "Let me think about it. The first advantage is definitely her beauty! Comrade Xiao Zhong is super beautiful!"

Zhong Xilu immediately smiled and said, "Continue."

"Good personality, smart, and rich!"

"Isn't being rich my mother's advantage?" Zhong Xilu wrinkled his nose.

"Then I don't care." Bai Yang shook his head: "One last word."

He raised his hand and picked up a strand of hair: "Great hair quality!"

Zhong Xilu: "Bai Yang, you are so perfunctory."

"The main reason is that Comrade Xiao Zhong has too many advantages. In such a short time, I can't summarize the five most core advantages, so I will just mention a few at random." Bai Yang said sincerely.

"You are so sweet." Zhong Xilu chuckled, "Then I will be merciful and praise you."

"Speaking of your strengths—" Zhong Xilu looked Bai Yang up and down: "Your height is one of your strengths."

"And he has talents, can talk, and can cook delicious food."

She frowned and thought hard: "And... and..."

Bai Yang: "Is it so difficult to find five good qualities in me?"

"If you ask me to find flaws, I can find fifty!" Zhong Xilu said without hesitation.

"It's faded, the feelings have faded." Bai Yang sighed: "Why didn't I realize before that Comrade Xiao Zhong is so sharp-tongued?"

"As for the last advantage, you have a pretty good eye." Zhong Xilu said, "You can find so many advantages in me."

"Okay, okay." Bai Yang gave a thumbs up: "Your shamelessness is beginning to resemble my style."

"Thank you." Zhong Xilu covered her mouth and chuckled.

"If you have any other questions, ask quickly." Bai Yang urged.

Zhong Xilu was flipping through his phone. Many of the questions below were quite profound. The atmosphere was now completely unsuitable for chatting about these things due to Bai Yang's jokes.

She suddenly felt a little discouraged.

It was expected that these issues would warm up the relationship between the two, and they would understand each other. In the end, they might even look at each other, ignite the fire of love, and then they could not help themselves.

But at this moment, looking at the bastard lying on the table with a lazy look on his face, Zhong Xilu sighed: "That's it."

"That's all?" Bai Yang took the phone over: "Didn't they say there were thirty-six questions?"

He recited casually: "Question 30, when was the last time you cried in front of others?"

"I am cold-blooded and heartless. I bleed but don't shed tears." Zhong Xilu replied unhappily.

"That's a pity. I'm quite curious about what Comrade Xiao Zhong would look like if he cried." Bai Yang joked.

"You will never have the chance to see it in your lifetime!" Zhong Xilu said in a loud voice.

"You're still pretty stubborn." Bai Yang turned the page again: "Question 31 -"

"Don't look at it!" Zhong Xilu quickly snatched the phone.

"Why? I haven't finished reading it yet." Bai Yang said aggrievedly.

“There’s nothing interesting to see back there.”

She quickly closed the screen.

Before it went dark, the words displayed on the screen were -

Question 31: Tell the other person that you have liked him for a long time.

(End of this chapter)