Shut up, I am really a pure love god of war!

Chapter 256 Miss me?

Li Yang and Wu Bo looked at each other.

"Brother Yangzi," Li Yang whispered, "Do you mean to take revenge on the last time your monitor made you die on your birthday?"

"What do you mean by revenge?" Bai Yang glared at him, "Am I such a petty person?"

"This is a surprise! Do you know what a surprise is?"

Wu Bo shrank his neck and said, "Li Yang, can you translate what is meant by surprise?"

"The surprise is, let's discuss it in advance and think about how to make the squad leader die as much as possible, and then tomorrow -" Li Yang made a gesture of raising his hand and cutting with a knife.

"Ahem." Bai Yang reminded: "Be careful about the limit, social death is not the goal, celebrating your birthday is the theme."

"Understood!" Wu Bo nodded quickly: "I still have the contact information of that lion dance team. I will contact them right away."

"You need to be creative. Don't do this kind of crap." Bai Yang waved his hand. "Comrade Xiao Zhong is a girl. It's inappropriate for you to do something like celebrating her birthday."

At this point, Bai Yang's tone was filled with resentment: "Even I almost couldn't stand it."

"Brother Yangzi, it's my fault!" Wu Bo suddenly felt guilty: "I won't do it again next time!"

"It's the past." Bai Yang patted his shoulder and said, "We are good brothers. I don't take it to heart anymore. By the way, I remember your birthday is not too far away."

Wu Bo shuddered and said with a bitter face: "Brother Yangzi, I don't have as strong a psychological endurance as you, please don't do it. Just tell me, what can I do to make you let me go?"

"How about I go to my father and get some good wine and tea?"

Bai Yang rolled his eyes and said, "I haven't even touched what I took last time. Besides, are you really not afraid of being beaten by your father?"

"Hehe. I'm thick-skinned, it doesn't matter." Wu Bo was relieved when he saw Bai Yang's attitude: "Besides, my father has been quite nice to me recently, probably because I'm reading at home."

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"What book? If you have something good, why don't you share it with your brothers?"

Wu Bo's face immediately turned red, and he said, "Brother Yangzi, I'm reading a serious book! A textbook!"

Seeing that Bai Yang and Li Yang were both suspicious, Wu Bo tried to explain: "Li Yang is busy playing games every day, and Brother Yangzi went to the capital again. It's not interesting for me to stay here all day."

"Besides, I'm about to enter my senior year of high school, so I have to think about my future. What Brother Yangzi said last time was right. No matter what, I have to get into college."

"Even if it's just to be able to continue to enjoy four years in college without being forced by my father to take over, I have to try my best."

Bai Yang suddenly laughed: "The latter is the main reason, right?"

"Hehe." Wu Bo laughed and said, "Brother Yangzi has a keen eye."

"And I was thinking, if I can get into a third-tier university in the capital, then I can hang out with Brother Yangzi for the next few years, right?"

Li Yang said silently: "I have the same idea."

He sighed: "For more than a month, I have been playing games every day, thinking about how to record better materials and make better videos. I don't know why, but I suddenly feel that I am not as enthusiastic about games as before."

"Then I thought, after I graduate from high school, I will spend all my time on this, and suddenly I feel that this is not right."

Bai Yang nodded and said, "This is what happens when you turn a hobby into a career. When you have too many things to think about, it becomes difficult to gain pure happiness. This is normal."

"So," Li Yang said, "I'd better try to learn the lessons without affecting the video update."

He looked at Bai Yang and said, "I didn't understand it before, but now that I think about Brother Yang's idea of ​​dissuading me from dropping out of school, I think it makes damn sense."

Bai Yang sighed deeply, with a kind look on his face: "I hope you can understand your father's good intentions."

Wu Bo, Li Yang: “???”

Okay, okay, we treat you as a brother and you treat us as your sons, right?
"Let's get down to business." Bai Yang changed the subject: "I have an idea, do you think it's feasible?"

"Brother Yangzi, you say."

"By the way, have you ever read those particularly clichéd plots in online novels?" Bai Yang said with a sly smile, "It's the kind where a soldier king returns and finds his daughter living in a doghouse, and angrily summons a hundred thousand of his old brothers."

Wu Bo: "No, who would watch such a stupid plot?"

Bai Yang curled his lips in regret. Well, in this day and age, new media writing style is not popular yet.

In a few years, not to mention that no one will read it, the audience for this kind of brainless plot will be much larger than that of ordinary novels. After all, the sinking market is the largest market. The main point is to deposit your brain, twist your mouth, and just follow the protagonist for fun.

Later, it even evolved into a short drama, which could make a lot of money on the short video platform.

These are all vents.

Of course, Bai Yang felt that by that time, he would no longer need to chase this trend.

"In short, my idea is to let Comrade Xiao Zhong feel the treatment of being the center of attention and the returning soldier king! Let the plot of the online novel reappear in reality!"

He slammed the table hard: "She should show her true nature as a rich lady! The whole Xiangdong will tremble under Miss Zhong's pomegranate skirt!"

"Jie Jie Jie!"

When he got excited, Bai Yang couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Wu Bo: “.”

He shuddered involuntarily and muttered:

"Although I still don't know what Brother Yangzi is going to do, I have already started to mourn for the squad leader."

Brother Yangzi is preparing for a big event
I hope the squad leader can hold on. "Brother Bozi, I think I'll need your help with this." Bai Yang said to Wu Bo, "Come closer and I'll tell you in detail how to do it."

Wu Bo's expression changed from confusion to shock, and finally to a thumbs up.

"I'm already looking forward to the monitor's expression tomorrow. Let me tell you in advance, this was all Brother Yangzi's idea, and I won't take the blame anyway."

After discussing the matter, Wu Bo asked, "So what do we say today? Brother Yangzi is back for a rare occasion, shall we have a meal together first? And then find a place to have some fun in the evening?"

"Okay." Bai Yang paused and said, "But drink less. I can't be hungover tomorrow."

He took out his cell phone and sent a message to Zhong Xilu.

"Comrade Xiao Zhong, what are you doing?"

The king won’t ring the bell today: “???”

"You sound like you're back?"

Bai Yang raised an eyebrow.

Comrade Xiao Zhong is as sharp as ever.

"No." Bai Yang lied with his eyes wide open: "When did I say I was coming back? I'm still in the studio in the imperial capital."

The king didn't ring the bell today: "Humph, who are you trying to fool? Believe it or not, I'll call Wanwan right now. She will definitely not lie for you."

Bai Yang: "Okay, I'm back."

The king did not ring the bell today: "In the Splendid Courtyard? I'll come over now."

Bai Yang: "Don't bother, I was just thinking about going out and finding a place to have dinner and meet up with Li Yang and Wu Bo."

The king didn't ring the bell today: "You haven't contacted them yet?"

Bai Yang: "The first thing I did when I got back was to contact Comrade Xiao Zhong!"

The king will not ring the bell today: "You are the best!"

Bai Yang: "Where's Senior Lu? Is he home?"

The king did not ring the bell today: "He has already gone to school. I heard that he is in dire straits and is under closed management. Even my mother can hardly contact him."

Bai Yang couldn't help but smile and replied, "Oh, it seems that Senior Lu has successfully lived the university campus life he always dreamed of."

He changed the subject: "Don't forget to tell Uncle Lu that you will be back late tonight."

The king does not ring the bell today: "What do you want to do?"

Bai Yang: "I want to spend the last night before you become an adult with you."

"After tonight, you're an adult."

The king does not ring the bell today: "And then?"

Bai Yang: "You can now use your ID card to surf the Internet in an Internet cafe!"

The king will not ring the bell today: ".It doesn't sound worth looking forward to at all!"

"Okay, I'll go clean up first, and we'll meet at the old place."

Bai Yang: "Rice noodle shop?"

The king didn't ring the bell today: "Of course it's the restaurant! Who eats rice noodles for dinner!"

After teasing Zhong Xilu, Bai Yang felt refreshed. He waved to Wu Bo and Li Yang, and the three of them went towards Zhong Xilu's restaurant.

They found a private room with ease, and the girl pushed the door open and walked in before they had finished ordering the dishes.

Today, Zhong Xilu was wearing a black dress, with her soft black hair tied with a silk headband. She hadn't seen him for a long time, and as soon as she entered the door, her eyes fell directly on Bai Yang.

Bai Yang stood up and said in a pretentious manner, "Whose little girl is this? She is so pretty. Come here and let your uncle take a closer look."

Zhong Xilu smiled, held up the hem of her skirt and turned around, then said, "My strange uncle, have you seen enough?"

"I can't get enough of it. I can't get enough of it!" Bai Yang stared at her intently. "Why is she so beautiful from every angle? The difference between people is so huge."

Zhong Xilu rolled her eyes at him and said, "Who are you comparing me to?"

She walked closer, raised her head slightly and stared at Bai Yang, muttering, "You haven't changed much. I thought you would change a lot after going to the imperial capital."

Bai Yang laughed and said, "I'm going to a training camp, not to get plastic surgery. How big of a change can it be?"

He looked into Zhong Xilu's eyes and said jokingly, "Comrade Xiao Zhong, do you miss my old deskmate?"

Zhong Xilu blushed slightly, thinking of the hug and the words when they said goodbye.

She originally wanted to be stubborn and say that of course she didn't miss him and that she had so much fun playing by herself every day.

But looking at his body, he nodded honestly and whispered, "I want to."

"What?" Bai Yang tilted his ear and pretended not to hear clearly: "Can you say it again?"

"I miss you!" Zhong Xilu was immediately furious and punched Bai Yang on the arm: "Why are you so mean!"

Bai Yang chuckled and touched the place where he was hit:
"This feels right now. It's a familiar strength."

(End of this chapter)