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Chapter 279: Killing Crab Man Eastward
The stream gurgled.

Duan Yiqing took off her sandals, stretched out her little feet, dipped them in the stream water, and then she couldn't help but shudder.

"It's so cool~"

"It's a stream after all." Bai Yang's eyes penetrated the stream, carefully observing the situation at the bottom of the water, and then he showed a satisfied smile: "You know what, there must be crabs in this water."

"How did you know that?" Zeng Jianeng asked in surprise.

"Experience." Bai Yang raised his chin: "I am known as the Crab Killer of the East. I can tell at a glance whether there are crabs in this place."

Chun Yuwan couldn't help laughing. This guy was giving himself a random nickname again.

She also took off her shoes and stood by the stream, a little hesitant.

"It's not deep." Bai Yang said, "The deepest part is only up to the knees."

"But." Chun Yuwan whispered, "The skirt will get wet."

Unlike Duan Yiqing's short skirt, she was wearing a long skirt, which was indeed not suitable for lifting up.

"It doesn't matter if you get wet. You can change when we get back to the B&B." Bai Yang said with a smile, "Playing in the water is bound to get you wet."

"I'm mainly afraid--" Chun Yuwan hesitated to speak.

I was mainly afraid that Bai Yang would bully me again and throw water on me.
With this guy's personality, he would definitely do something like this!
But then he thought again, it seemed that this guy would only bully him when they were alone, and was quite honest when there were other people around. In the end, Chun Yuwan still went into the water carefully.

The hem of her skirt was rippled by the water, and Chun Yuwan took a deep breath.

It's a bit cold indeed.

"Do you see that rock over there?" Bai Yang instructed from the side: "Crabs love hiding under rocks like this, and you can find one if you turn it over!"

"Really?" Chun Yuwan bent down expectantly.

"Don't be impatient!" Bai Yang said quickly, "Be careful with your movements, Xiao Yuwan, you don't want to be pinched by the crab, do you?"

"Let me show you how." He waded over and said, "You need to move quickly and lightly, keep your eyes focused, and gather strength in your body, ready to hold down the crab's back at any time!"

"Is it so professional?" Zeng Jianeng muttered curiously and came over to take a look.

"Of course!" Bai Yang turned over the stone seriously.

Three pairs of eyes stared over at the same time.

A frightened little fish wagged its tail and fled away with the current.

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"Didn't you say that every turn is accurate?" Chun Yuwan looked up at Bai Yang.

"Ahem." Bai Yang said calmly, "Maybe it's because I explained for too long that the crab ran away."

"Didn't I tell you to be quick, ruthless and accurate?"

"Can crabs understand human language?" Zeng Jianeng interrupted tactlessly.

"All things have spirits, don't you understand?" Bai Yang waved his hand unhappily, "You are too stupid to learn my professional way of killing crab people. Go and have fun."

"If you can't catch him, then you can't catch him." Zeng Jianeng snorted.

"I can't pretend I didn't hear you!" Bai Yang was furious: "I'll catch you right now!"

In an instant, he was full of fighting spirit and didn't even bother to teach Chun Yuwan, and tried hard to search in the stream.

Chun Yuwan was quite happy and relaxed. She was not aiming to catch crabs. She just felt comfortable standing in the stream and feeling the water flowing on her skin.

"We caught him!" Duan Yiqing's excited voice came from the other side.

A few people looked over and saw Duan Yiqing holding a small crab the size of a thumb in her hand, standing in the water with a bright smile on her face.

"There really are crabs?" Zeng Jianeng was stunned for a moment: "Is it true that Xiangdong kills crab people?"

"What a joke!" Bai Yang suddenly became more confident: "If I say there is, then there must be!"

"Then why did Yiqing catch it first?"

"Time is not important, size is important!" Bai Yang said seriously, "Wait until I catch a big one and show it to you."

"We caught it again!" Duan Yiqing's excited voice came from the other side again.

"Yiqing is so awesome!" Zeng Jianeng clapped his hands out of respect.

"It's just a trifle!" Bai Yang bent down confidently and turned over a stone.

Another small fish escaped.

Turn over another piece.

A worm tumbled in the mud.

One more piece.

Half a stinky sock twisted in the water.

poplar:"."

Who the hell threw this thing into the creek? It's so immoral!
Chun Yuwan watched this scene with great interest. She saw Duan Yiqing cheering and reaping continuous rewards, while Bai Yang's expression changed from full of confidence to frowning, and then to disbelief. The corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up slightly.

"Is it possible?" She reminded quietly: "I mean possible"

"Bai Yang, your luck is actually very bad?"

After all, the last time they played Monopoly, Bai Yang clearly knew the rules better than himself, but he kept losing and always got the worst dice position.

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" Bai Yang said angrily, "I am the child of destiny!"

How could a reborn person have bad luck? Is it possible for a person with bad luck to be reborn?
"Bai Yang Bai Yang~" Duan Yiqing trotted over from the stream: "Is this one big enough?"

She held a crab as big as her palm between her two fingers, with one claw being larger than the other. "Just now this guy was dangling by my feet and almost pinched my toes, luckily I reacted quickly, hehe~"

As she said this, she lifted her foot to show it.

The girl's toes were like delicate shells, covered with water, sparkling in the sun.

But Bai Yang was in no mood to appreciate it. His face darkened and he said, "If you eat such a stupid crab, you will become stupid."

"Really?" Duan Yiqing was stunned for a moment.

"Without a doubt!" Bai Yang nodded vigorously.

"Then I'll let it go." She said seriously, "You are a great writer, you have to rely on your brain, you can't become stupid."

Then he threw the crab into the cracks between the rocks beside the stream.

"You are a teachable kid." Bai Yang looked pleased. "Go ahead and catch crabs. Remember, you must take the crabs out of the rocks yourself. Don't take the crabs that stupidly bump into you!"

"Okay!" Duan Yiqing nodded seriously, then waved her fist: "Master, come on too! Try to catch the smartest crab!"

"That is required."

Watching Duan Yiqing excitedly catching crabs again, Bai Yang's eyes intentionally or unintentionally looked towards the place where the crab was thrown just now.

Damn, it’s rare to see crabs this big in a stream!
While pretending to turn over the stone, Bai Yang came to the place where the crab was thrown without leaving any trace. The corners of his mouth slightly raised, and he suddenly turned over the stone.

A small fish escaped, wagging its tail.

Looking at the pattern above, I always feel like it's the one I've seen before.

Other than that, it's empty.

poplar:"."

"That's impossible! It's clearly nearby!"

He was still unwilling to give up and turned over all the stones around him, but he couldn't find any trace of the crab. Of course, he couldn't even find a crab leg of any other crab.

He stood up straight abruptly and looked at Chun Yuwan: "Xiao Yuwan, I want to tell you something very scary."

"Hmm?" Chun Yuwan looked at Bai Yang with a smile.

"This stream." Bai Yang swallowed his saliva: "It's haunted!"

Chun Yuwan couldn't help laughing: "Bai Yang, can you be more promising?"

"It's just bad luck, why do you blame it on supernatural events?"

"Impossible!" Bai Yang scratched his hair hard: "How could it just disappear? It was clearly nearby!"

"What's nearby?" Duan Yiqing came closer again.

"I just found a very smart crab." Bai Yang coughed lightly and said, "Unfortunately, it was probably too smart, so it ran away."

"Oh." Duan Yiqing nodded, and then shook the plastic bag in her hand to show off: "Bai Yang, I caught so many that the bag can't hold them all. I-Ah!!"

As he was speaking, he suddenly screamed and jumped up.

Amid the splashing water, Bai Yang lowered his head and saw a palm-sized crab hanging on the other person's cute toes, with one claw being larger than the other.

poplar:"."

Anger is rising!
"die!"

He took the crab down quickly, turned his body half a turn, and the force went up from the dragon tendons on his spine to his fingertips. His whole body was stretched like a big bow, and then the force exploded instantly.

The crab turned into a perfect parabola and disappeared into the woods.

"Master is so amazing!" Duan Yiqing's eyes lit up: "How come you moved so fast? I didn't even have time to react."

"Basic operation." Bai Yang's tone was a little bit gritted.

"Xiangdong's reputation as the Crab Killer is well deserved." Chun Yuwan said quietly beside him, "But that crab looks a little familiar."

"Is it the crab that makes you dumb if you eat it?" Duan Yiqing looked at Bai Yang and said pitifully, "Will you become dumb if you get pinched by it? My toes hurt so much."

poplar:"."

"Don't worry, the skin is not broken, and the pain will go away soon."

He forcibly changed the subject:
"It's almost time, let's go back to the B&B."

"Okay~" Duan Yiqing nodded: "Give me all the crabs you caught, I'll put them in the kitchen of the B&B."

"I don't think I'll have time to sketch in the afternoon. I'll make some in the evening and use it as a snack to go with wine~"

Chen Chen caught quite a few, Zeng Jianeng and Chun Yuwan also caught a few. After putting them all into Duan Yiqing's bag, the four of them looked at Bai Yang together.

Bai Yang: ".Why are you looking at me? Just walk."

"it is good."

"Catching crabs is so much fun." Zeng Jianeng said excitedly, "Shall we continue catching them tomorrow?"

"It's definitely hard to catch fish in this section of the stream. Maybe we can find some more if we go further up the stream."

"But I just heard that the most famous fish here are rainbow trout, which also live in the stream. If you are lucky, you might be able to catch one."

"Fishing?" Bai Yang's originally dejected look suddenly became excited: "I'm good at this!"

"To be honest—"

"Don't lie." Chun Yuwan covered her mouth and chuckled, "I've heard about it. When your class went on the spring outing, you didn't catch any fish."

poplar:"?"

Who the hell spread it?
(End of this chapter)